Purple
Nanjirou/Rinko
Prompt: Purple
Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis or Victoria's Secret
Just a drabble that looked interesting from the crack generator. Even if this isn't crack.
No matter how old they got, Nanjirou always thought his wife looked sexy in purple. It didn't matter what it was (unless it was cut like that awful shirt he had met her in. Really, shirts like those did nothing for anyone's figure).
On the other hand, Rinko had always thought that purple was a tacky color. If it was a light color, it made you seem like you were either very old or trying to look very young. If it was a vivid shade, it seemed like a more appropriate color for things like tube tops and bandage skirts. Dark purple made you seem like a dark person. Really, she just didn't see why her husband was so fond of the color, but to please him, she bought several rather revealing sets of lingerie in shades of purple. Nanjirou knew he was a lucky guy when he saw the Victoria's Secret's bags.