Note: Ok. I realize that I may be labouring under the delusion that I can tell stories. If this is not the case, I make my apologies. However, I am willing to try and to take the risk of viewing this story without any reviews.
Disclaimer: I'll play with the characters and just borrow for a while. I write what I want to read but nobody cares on writing. So if Colfer had written this, the world would have been spared of my pen.
Bother originality, and nothing will be done. Just write what I enjoy best that would happen. =)
(note: These are all tips from C.S. Lewis)
Three pairs of binoculars were watching Artemis, who was busy carefully instructing the waiter to serve them a vegetarian caviar spaghetti on a bed of julienne vegetables. Butler was hovering like a sphere of tri-phased light shield. Surprise, surprise.
"D'Arvit. It itches here, " Trouble complained.
"Tea, mademoiselle?"the waiter went over to pour them some tea, paying special attention to Holly (who was thinking stereotyping wasn't that bad after all), since she was a girl.
Trouble groaned. "So many people are after Holly, I won't be surprised if Chix Verbil will also appear out of thin air."
Foaly laughed. "No can do. I've recently checked the database. He's dating Tinkerbell."
Trouble snorted. "But doesn't everybody know she's head over heels to that Peter Pan?" As a child, he used to wonder why the human boy could fly, never grow up, and never seem to have wounds. That is, until his mommy told him Pete was a half human half fairy hybrid."
Foaly shook his head. "Nah. Wendy's gone for half a century but Pete still can't get over it. Tink gave up decades ago."
"I see," said Trouble. Not a lie this time. Typical Arwen – Aragorn story. He wondered where Arwen was staying this millennium, and what he could do to help her move on from her sorrows then he remembered Holly again, which made him wonder even more. If things don't go well with the sabotage, maybe she and Arwen could be BFF's. He glanced at Foaly "So this is why you agreed to help?"
"Uh-huh", replied the centaur. "I hope Artemis doesn't take it personally, but let's face it. Seventy years from now (or if I know Fowl, even less than that), Holly is going to move in with Arwen in a new apartment."