Mixed Martial Stupidity
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC, Marvel, or Capcom. I own Farrah/Persiana.
Chapter 1: The Fighters Meet
Farrah Willows, the feline heroine Persiana, was laying on the floor, unconscious. Then, she felt something on her lips, a kiss. At first, she thought it to be her boyfriend, but, as the kiss deepened, her eyes snapped open.
It was a woman.
Immediately, Farrah pulled away from the mysterious woman,
"What the hell are you doing?"
The woman was tall, with dark skin, white hair, and was wearing a white bikini. She shook her head,
"I was trying to revive you."
She smiled,
"And, it worked!"
Farrah growled,
"And what else? Cop a feel? Who are you?"
The woman giggled,
"My name is Elena. What's yours?"
Farrah snarled,
"Persiana."
Elena blinked,
"Wow, that's a weird name. Are you like a super hero or something?"
The white-haired cat-woman nodded,
"Yeah."
She held her head,
"What happened?"
The African fighter shrugged,
"I don't know. I just awoke myself."
She looked around,
"Where are we, anyway?"
Suddenly, there was a loud girlish scream coming from down the hallway. The two women sprinted as fast as they could to the source.
When they got there, they saw a man dressed with a tiger mask on his head, running for his life,
"Down woman! Down I say!"
The woman chasing him was dressed like a ninja, with a wild hair style. She cheered,
"Pet the kitty! Pet the kitty!"
Elena smiled,
"I see Ibuki found a guy she liked."
Farrah asked,
"But, who's the guy she's chasing?"
"The Bronze Tiger."
Batman came out from the shadows. Farrah smirked,
"Hey, Bats. They got you too, huh?"
Donna Troy, the heroine Wonder Girl, came from the shadows,
"Sister?"
Elena asked,
"You two are related?"
Farrah shook her head,
"Nah, Donna's from the land of the Amazons."
Donna began hugging Farrah,
"I thought I lost you!"
The cat-girl winced,
"That's nice, but could you let me go? You're kind of crushing me."
The younger Amazon princess let go, but was still giddy to say the least.
Connor Hawke, the hero Hawkeye, entered with an Asian looking woman in a traditional Chinese dress,
"Hey, guys! I heard the shouting. What's going on?"
Bronze Tiger then fell down and Ibuki tackled him, trying to take the mask off,
"Mine, kitty!"
Hawkeye blinked,
"O-K."
Batman looked up,
"Roulette."
Roulette smirked,
"Hello, Bats."
Farrah blinked,
"You two know each other?"
The Dark Knight shook his head,
"Roulette runs a gambling house out in Vegas. She uses it to host illegal street fights."
Chun Li, an agent of Interpol, immediately went into her cop mode,
"Well, I'll have to arrest her then, if that's the case."
Roulette smirked,
"Try it, thunder thighs."
Sakura, a Japanese woman dressed like a school girl, cheered,
"Yeah! You tell her! Kick her ass so I can be with my Ryu!"
Ryu, a man dressed in a white karate gi, groaned,
"Help me!"
Ken, a blonde man dressed in a red karate gi, laughed,
"Having trouble, Ryu?"
Dan shouted,
"Sakura, don't allow yourself to be taken advantage like that!"
Ken said,
"Calm down, Danny. Ryu's more scared of Sakura than she is of him."
Karate Kid, a member of the Legion of Super Heroes, looked around,
"Does anyone have any idea why we are here?"
Wonder Girl studied the assembled guests for a moment,
"Now that you mention it; whoever did this has to have an extensive reach over space and time."
Richard Dragon, another master martial artist, said,
"You are correct. Who could?"
A loud, booming voice bellowed,
"I DID, KIDDIES!"
Persiana hissed,
"I know that voice."
Wonder Girl nodded in agreement,
"I do too. Mojo."
Mojo, a large blob-like creature, appeared in front of them as a holographic projection,
"Greetings, kiddies!"
Dan shouted,
"You kidnapped us, you monster! Send us back!"
Mojo contemplated that for about one second before saying,
"No."
Dan became enraged and was about to do some damage when he suddenly felt lightning coursing through his body. He screamed,
"AAHH!"
The martial artist then fell down, breathing heavily. Elena ran to him,
"Are you all right?"
Karate Kid snarled,
"I have heard of you, monster. Why are you doing this?"
Mojo was ecstatic,
"Ratings! It's always been about the ratings! All of you are going to be competing against each other in a fight, hopefully to the death!"
Just then, all the fighters disappeared in a brilliant light…
Next Chapter:
The martial artists are pitted against each other! Stay tuned for Round 1 of the fighting!