A/N: Whussup world? It's ya boy...TRIGGER MIKE THE GREAT contributing his 15th official story to . HOORAY FOR ME! Well this is definitely going to be a hit or miss story here. This is the first time I've done a crossover between a anime and a cartoon show. However, when these two shows collide I promise ya this will be the most thrilling BOONDOCKS experience blessed onto this site in a hot min. Of course I don't expect too many people to know about Tenchi Muyo! Unless...you're a huge anime fan or you use to watch Toonami (RIP) back in the early 2000s after coming home from school. But according to two friends who have already seen this chapter, they say I did a good job. Oh and btw one of those friends would happen to be Miss SapphireStones. She has never seen Tenchi Muyo before but seems to love the concept of this story. If you'd like to learn more about Tenchi Muyo! I suggest using Wikipedia. Seriously...well let's start the SHOOOOOOOOW!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE BOONDOCKS, AARON MCGRUDER AND SONY DOES. I ALSO DO NOT OWN TENCHI MUYO! IT IS OWNED BY MASAKI KAJISHIMA AND GENEON ENTERTAINMENT.

The Legend Of The Jurai Infinity Stone

By: TRIGGER MIKE THE GREAT

Chapter 1: No Need For A Crash Landing

Huey's Narration

If I could use one word to describe my life ever since I've moved to Woodcrest last year, the word would be chaotic. These past three hundred and sixty five days have been some of the craziest situations of my eleven years of living. I've encountered to crazy ex-marines who think they're black, a self-hating black man darker than the ace of spades, a money-hungry business tycoon, a homosexual rapper, a fake revolutionary who took MY spot as Cairo's best friend, a naïve ten year old bi-racial girl who cries at anything that's not positive, a secret government agent spying on me, a crazy blonde afro-wearing art teacher, Oprah's super bodyguard and last but not least a grown ass man who is constantly in freight of getting anally raped. After I met those characters things seemed to cool down until Granddad discovered Myspace. On that site he met a woman named Luna who seemed to be perfect for him. Little did we know that she had fifteen wolves, she was a master at White Lotus Kung-Fu and she fought in the Kumite. So after that ordeal I then unfortunately met Thugnificent and his posse, Rollo Goodlove, and Cindy McPhearson. I use to hate Cindy, but now I'm okay with her because she always gets on Riley's nerves. If anyone can do that they are my ally in my book. Yesterday though, topped all the events that happened last year times infinity. Never in my eleven years of living have I ever witnessed so much raw power. And to think it all started when a fragment of an ancient asteroid fell from the sky.

One Day Ago…

It was another beautiful day in Woodcrest, Illinois. The morning sky was decorated with fluffy white clouds and the sun beamed its ultimate rays of light down on three children standing at the bus stop. Out of the three, only one wore a smile. The other two had neutral looks plastered to their facial features. A gust of wind quickly blew by causing the lone girl of the trio to shiver.

"I'm c-c-cold." the girl known as Jazmine said. As her body shook due to the temperature, her orange hair which was currently tied into a huge ponytail bounced to the rhythm of the sudden high winds.

"Well no one told ya ass to wear a damn skirt in Jaunary!" a boy yelled from his position posted on the BUS STOP sign. Also feeling the winds pick-up, he zipped his jacket all the way up and pulled out a beanie to cover his cornrows.

"Shut up, Riley." the last figure acknowledge his younger brother. Silence filled the air as the wind blew causing his red scarf to blow around like a flag on a pole.

Jazmine nodded her head and stuck her tongue out at Riley. After getting a middle finger in return, the girl with the emerald green eyes took a glance at Huey and flashed a quick smile.

"Yo man, where da bus at?" Riley asked losing his patience. "I'm bout to become a nigga-popsicle."

"The bus must be running late. The roads are a tad bit icy." Huey looked his watch and sighed. "Just remember patience is a virtue, Riley."

"Virtue deez nuts!" the younger Freeman retorted.

Huey just stared at his brother with intents to harm until he noticed something tugging on his sleeve.

"Huey look, it's such a beautiful morning!" Jazmine awed at the morning skies above.

The young revolutionary looked up and stared at something very noticeable in the sky. At first he thought he was seeing things but then he realized that an object with a green twinkle was pummeling from the sky.

"Whoa!" the little girl exclaimed pointing at the green twinkle. "That's pretty, what is it Huey?"

"Hell if I know."

As soon as he finished his sentence, the ground below them rumbled violently. Riley held onto the sign tightly while Jazmine instantly latched onto Huey. All eyes rested on the smoke cloud to the northeast of their location.

"That's where the hill is at." Huey said.

"OH MY GOD! THE TERRORISTS ARE BACK!" Jazmine cried uncontrollably.

"Jazmine…" Huey began.

"THAT WAS A WARNING SHOT; NEXT ONE WILL BE FOR J. EDGAR HOOVER!"

"Jazmine..." he tried again.

"THEN THEY'LL CARPET BOMB THE BUSINESS DISTRICT WHERE MOMMY AND DADDY ARE!"

"JAZMINE, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Huey snapped, finally losing his patience.

The outburst even caused Riley's heart to jump. The mulatto instantly stopped babbling and looked at Huey with her signature puppy dog eyes.

"That was not a terrorist attack." Huey said calmly, feeling weak to the infamous eyes. "Looks like it was something that fell from orbit."

"Oh snap, so that was like an UFO?" Riley asked, totally interested.

"No, since UFOs don't exist." Huey sighed.

"Hater…"

"Anyways, whatever fell from the sky definitely landed at the hill."

"Oh no, the big tree got hurt!" Jazmine cried.

Huey was going to stay something but the sounds of the school bus began to approach as the big yellow bus pulled up to the designated stop. The doors flew open and the driver sucked his teeth as the three youths entered the bus.

"Ya'll lucky I'm on final warning!" an old man with one huge eye and one normal sized eye yelled. "If it wasn't for dat I would leave ya nig-I mean African-Americans on the side of the road! Except for you, sweetie!"

Uncle Ruckus then patted Jazmine on the head as she quickly passed by to get a seat. Huey and Riley went towards the back of the bus and took an empty row of seats. Jazmine looked around and finally spotted her best friend, Cindy McPhearson. The blonde smiled as her sapphire eyes sparkled in excitement to see her best friend.

"Yo, what it is?" Cindy offered Jazmine some dap.

"Hey Cindy, I'm okay. How about you?"

"I'm always good, but did you see that explosion over near the hill?"

"Not exactly, we just saw it fall from the sky."

"Same here, I wonder what it was."

"Huey says that something fell from outer space."

"Like Armageddon? We better get to the bomb shelter then!"

Huey who was sitting directly behind them felt it was time for him to butt into the conversation.

"No, I've been doing research lately on the astronomic patterns and such. Every couple of centuries an asteroid called the Jurai SR-40 comes in our orbit." Huey began to explain as he noticed he gained the two girls interest. "Instead of completely coming into our atmosphere, a piece usually breaks off and lands somewhere randomly on Earth. Looks like we're the random location this time around.

"Oh, so it's just a stupid piece of rock?" Cindy asked, Huey simply nodded which earned him a finger snap from Cindy. "THAT'S LAME!"

"Well if this asteroid actually came into our atmosphere and hit us, we'd be blown to smithereens."

The last comment from him caused both girls and even Riley who was eavesdropping to gulp in freight.

"I want to go see it, but I know the government, those bastards by the way…" Huey gritted his teeth. "Will get to the rock and probably send it to some research center far away."

"Not necessarily, remember they just recently built a center around here?" Cindy grinned.

"Oh yeah, Ed Wuncler funded it." Huey grinned back, which caused everyone to do a double-take.

Huey rarely smiled, so anytime the muscles in his mouth formed an arc of happiness on his face, a small section of hell froze over.

"So whatcha gonna do? Skip school?" Riley held his childish giggles.

"Yep, you're damn right." Huey then stood up from his seat while the bus was still in motion.

"HEY MONKEY!" Ruckus screamed looking through his rear-view mirror. "SIT DOWN WHILE THE BUS IS IN MOTION!"

Huey ignored the driver and began to walk towards the emergency exit located at the back of the bus. He lifted the red latch which kept the door locked and heard the alarm sound off signaling the emergency exit was now available for use. Using his foot, he kicked the door completely off of its hinges and hopped onto the loose door. Riley, Cindy and Jazmine's jaws dropped as they saw the afro warrior use the door as a board to ride to the street for safety. Once the yellow metal rectangle hit the icy smooth pavement, he began to jam down the street like jelly on the pavement. The escape was a complete success, now a new challenge was ahead of him, maneuvering through the heavy traffic. As he bob and weaved through the automobiles, he finally reached his driveway and dove off the door and landed safety in the grass. Dusting some unwanted grass off of his clothes, Huey approached his front door.

"Before I go, I should head home and grabbed some accessories." Huey thought out loud. "Hopefully Granddad is still asleep."

Meanwhile on the bus, all the kids had their jaws dropped at the sight they just witnessed. However Uncle Ruckus had a huge grin on his face, knowing he was free of Huey Freeman for the day.

"Your brother is somethin' else…" Cindy smiled at Riley.

"That nigga is crazy, that's what it is!"

"I hope he's okay." Jazmine looked out the window at the smoke coming from the hill.

At the hill…

Just as Huey predicted, the hill was closed off and filled with government officials, police officers, fire fighters, paramedics, scientists and of course news reporters. The beautiful hill now looked the total opposite. The green grass now had colors of brown and black from the flames that currently danced throughout the grass. The huge tree that once trademarked the hill was now chopped in half. The rock actually cut straight through it before it caused the explosion.

"We've got to get this fragment to the lab immediately!" a scientist wearing a yellow lab coat yelled to his comrades.

"Before you guys do that, lemme get this on tape!" a beautiful news reporter said. She was being followed by a cameraman. She quickly patted her hair down and stared into the lens as the man signaled he was recording.

"Good morning, Woodcrest! This is Lucy Gordon with a breaking news report! A mysterious asteroid has fallen from the sky and touchdowned here in Woodcrest. As you can see it has a mysterious green glow to it. Is it radioactive? Apparently these scientists over here think so."

The camera then panned to the left where numerous scientist wearing bio-suits try to cautiously place the rock into a special van. The camera then zoomed back to Lucy who continued speaking.

"A couple of eyewitnesses say it came down like a shooting star, hopefully once these brave scientists examine the rock, we'll get answers. Back to you Tom."

Meanwhile at the Wuncler Manor…

A well built redhead burped loudly as he tossed another 40oz to the side and looked over to his right side. On his right side was his best friend and partner in crime, Gin Rummy. The blonde corn rowed man shook his head in shame at his partner.

"I bet yo ass was not payin' attention to the TV, huh Ed?" Rummy asked.

"Yea I was…" he hiccupped. "That fine bitch was talkin' about slangin' rocks."

"No nigga!" Rummy snapped. "She was talkin' about that space rock."

"Okay, what about it?"

"We should rob it."

"Why? That shit was green…"

"But green is the color of…" Rummy held his sentence allowing Ed to finish it.

"Envy!"

"Besides that."

"Weed?!"

"Besides that too…"

"My underwear?" Ed quickly pulled the waist of his pants down to check. "Yup, these shits are green!"

"Dammit, Ed…money! MONEY IS GREEN!"

"Oh yeah…well not Monopoly money."

Rummy just let out a deep sigh and rested his forehead into his palm.

Meanwhile in Okayama, Japan…

The nighttime scenery was perfect, since the sky was full of stars. The breeze was gentle, just like the atmosphere. So why should the greatest scientific genius in the universe be locked in her lab out in subspace instead outside in the real world? Simple answer, to find a way to keep a naïve Galaxy Police detective completely out. The young girl with red hair and emerald eyes yawned as she was currently passing the twentieth hour since she had had some rest. When she built the lab, she made sure that every possible patch between time and space was sewed shut so nothing could get through. However, the force she was dealing with had amazing luck despite her ditzyness.

"I think I've got it!" the girl yelled as she listened to her voice echo back. Pulling out her holographic keyboard, she typed in some functions and laughed manically as she punched in the final key. A pipe randomly dropped from the ceiling and emptied a cup full of coffee into the little girl's hand.

"Instant coffee!" she smiled gulping the burning hot liquid down. "Wait a sec…I'm supposed to be re-securing my laboratory!"

"Little Washu?" a voice called from the dark.

"What the hell? See this is exactly why I'm trying to find this code. How'd you get in here, my guinea pig?"

"Well uh…" a boy with jet black hair scratched the back of his neck. "You left the door open."

Washu fell off of her chair and face planted the ground at her stupidity. She then hopped back up and smiled bashfully at the boy.

"So what's up, Tenchi? You came back to give me some more of those samples?" she asked flirtatiously.

"Oh no!" he answered quickly as he had a quick flashback of Washu trying to obtain some sperm samples. "I was just wondering if you were going to join us on the patio. It's a really beautiful night outside."

"I know it is, I just can't come out there though. I've got to find a way to keep Mihoshi out of here."

"Alright suit yourself." Tenchi backed away slowly. "Good luck!"

"Why would I need luck with a mind as big as mine!" she cooed.

She watched as her 'guinea pig' exited the room. As soon as the door closed, it disappeared which meant Washu could get back to work with no interruptions, hopefully.

Quickly regaining her concentration, she began to type in codes that would hopefully block all possibly entry to her forbidden lab. As she typed and watch numerous codes occupied the huge holographic screen in front of her, a new window popped with the words 'WARNING!' The clicks and clacks from the keyboard stopped as she looked at the screen and began reading the numbers on display.

"Whoa, that's a huge power level!" Washu said becoming bug-eyed. "The computer doesn't lie either."

Using the keys, the greatest scientific mind in the universe locked directly onto the location of where the high reading was coming from. A map of the United States was now shown on the screen with a blinking red light from the Midwest area flashing to represent the energy.

"Woodcrest, Illnois, huh? That's in America." her nasally voice echoed throughout the barren lab. "Okay, let's see if I can see exactly zoom in to get a visual of onto whatever is discharging all that energy.

With a press of another button the map magnified a thousand times and linked onto the broken piece of the Jurai SR-40. The red head nearly shouted her lungs out as she realized what had landed on Earth.

"OH MY GODDESS, THAT'S THE JURAI INFINITY STONE!" Washu exclaimed. "WE'VE GOT TO GET IT BACK HERE IMMEDIATELY!"

Washu then closed her eyes and opened her unique mental link with her daughter.

Meanwhile outside…

"It's such a beautiful night!" a young girl with blue hair and pink eyes smiled.

"It is indeed, Sasami." a woman with purple hair and red eyes spoke with excellence in her voice. "Wouldn't you agree Lord Tenchi?" she didn't get a respond which caused her to repeat herself. "Lord Tenchi?"

She then looked over to where he was seated and realized that another woman was fastened around Tenchi's neck.

"Miss Ryoko, remove your dirty demon hands off of Lord Tenchi!"

"Can it, Ayeka!" Ryoko smiled, allowing her fangs to show. "It doesn't look like Tenchi minds. Right, honey?"

Tenchi was sweating bullets and his face was colored in a shade of fire truck red.

"I think he minds very much." Ayeka hollered. "Let go of him at once!"

"Make me…" Ryoko sang in a teasing voice.

"Girls, is this really necessary?" Tenchi asked nervously.

He knew very well at any given second World War III could kick off between to the two space divas.

The cyan-haired beauty then used her powers to form an energy sword. Ayeka lifted her arm up and began to laugh behind the sleeve of her royal purple kimono. This only caused Ryoko's blood to boil even more. Just as the space pirate was going to take the offensive, she felt the mental link between her and Washu open up.

'Little Ryoko, are you being naughty again?' the nasally voice caused Ryoko to freeze in place.

'Damn it Washu! Do you mind I'm kinda in the middle of something!' Ryoko growled.

'Now that's no way to talk to your mommy!' Washu taunted her daughter. 'Now listen I need everyone to report to my lab, I've made an outstanding discovery!'

In the lab…

The lab that was originally only made for one person now became occupied with five more bodies. As the newcomers stood and waited for Washu, who summoned them all to the laboratory, they began to have their own small conversations.

"I wonder what Little Washu has to tell us?" Sasami questioned her older sister.

"Who knows? Probably another experiment." Ayeka yawned. Her red eyes rolled as she looked over right to see a fairly tan woman dressed in a small black tank top and khaki pants. Her blonde hair bounced around wildly as she chased after a small brown animal that looked like a mixture of a cat and rabbit.

"Come here, Ryo-ohki!" the bubbly blonde said impishly.

"Meow!" the small critter meowed and ran under a table.

"I got you now!"

The bronze beauty then continued her pursuit only keeping her eyes on the cabbit. Little did she know that Ryo-ohki ran under a table and now she was on a collision course with the metal mensal. With the blink of her blue orbs, she slammed forcefully into the table knocking all the beakers, test tubes and instruments onto the floor. Her body then became airborne as she soared through the sky and landed painfully in front of a flustered Washu.

"Mihoshi!" Washu yelled grabbed the blonde by the collar. "How many times do I have to explain to you that it is scientifically impossible for you to catch Ryo-ohki!"

"I don't know!" Mihoshi began to babble. "I'm so sorry!"

"No need to apologize, just try to use that brain to remember the words coming out of my mouth."

"Miss Washu." Ayeka spoke up. "Could I please ask you why are we in the lab at this time of night?"

"Oh am I interrupting something? Would you rather be alone with Tenchi?" Washu cooed with a hint of enticement in her voice. "Can't control those hormones, huh?"

"M-m-miss Washu!" Ayeka squeaked. "How dare you say such things in front of Sasami!"

"Is this how I'm going to act when I get hormones?" Sasami asked innocently as she observed the behavior of her older sister.

"Nah kiddo, this prissy princess sister of yours just can't handle a man like Tenchi." Ryoko used her powers to teleport behind the blue haired little girl and pat her on the head.

"Ryoko, you really can't talk. You can't provide Tenchi with anything besides an upset stomach. Remember when you nearly killed him with your poisonous food!"

"Hey! Maybe if I had taste buds I could fix a better dish for him…" Ryoko cut her eyes to her mother, who began to whistle.

Washu considers herself Ryoko's mother because she created Ryoko by using her egg cells as a base and mixing her DNA with an amorphous creature called the Masu. While crafting the perfect daughter, it seemed like Washu forgot to give Ryoko the ability to taste.

"Enough with the bickering!" Washu shouted, causing the two to stop arguing. "I called you all here because something important has fallen from the starry skies above."

"It wasn't Yukinojo again, was it?" Mihoshi referred to her spaceship that she has crash-landed numerous times into the lake outside of the Masaki Residence.

"No it wasn't your ship, Mihoshi." the green eyed scientist bellowed. "It was something very dear to Ayeka, Sasami, Ryoko and even myself."

"You don't mean…" Ayeka trembled, having a feeling she knew exactly what Washu was talking about.

"I'm afraid so, Ayeka." Washu sighed. "A fragment of the legendary Jurai SR-40, better known as the Jurai Infinity Stone has crash landed here on Earth."

"Well we have to retrieve and send it back to Jurai at once!"

"It's not so simple, Ayeka."

"Why not?"

"Well first off, it is currently on the other side of this planet. In America to be exact."

"America, huh?" Ryoko's golden eyes became lit with excitement. "Tenchi and I can get married in Las Vegas and live happily ever after."

"This is no time to joke, Ryoko!" Ayeka hissed, and then reverted her attention back to Washu. "Now Miss Washu, couldn't we simply fly over there and obtain the stone?"

"No, are you crazy? If the Americans saw one of our ships they would think its Indepedence Day!"

"That was a scary movie!" Sasami grabbed onto Tenchi's legs and buried her head. He responded by rubbing her back.

"It was really was!" Mihoshi cried and latched onto Tenchi's other leg. The boy felt a sweat drop appear on the back of his head as he rubbed Mihoshi's back as well.

"The only way we can get over there and complete this simple task effectively is if I create a portal." Washu explained. "Then we could simply get there in seconds, grab the stone and be on our way."

"Sounds simple." Mihoshi chirped, hopping back up from Tenchi's leg.

"I dunno, nothing is ever simple when it has to do with Jurai." Ryoko smirked.

"Little Washu, what exactly is this Jurai Infinity Stone?" Tenchi asked, while still rubbing the eight year old girl's back.

"You really need to learn about your heritage, my guinea pig." Washu pestered. "However, I shall explain the history of the legendary Jurai Infinity Stone!"

A huge screen then popped up in front of the gang and display a picture of the glowing green rock and a map of the continental United States were visible.

"Okay, I'm going to do this in a nutshell so listen up!" Washu began. "Ever since the beginning of time, the asteroid known as the Jurai SR-40 has flown through many galaxies. This huge rock contains massive Jurai energy, which we all know is the most powerful in the universe. Each seven hundred years, it comes into the Milky Way. When it comes it usually passes by the Earth, missing it barely. However this time, a fragment broke off and has landed here." she then pointed to a blip on the map known as Woodcrest, Illinois, USA.

"Get to the point!" Ryoko hollered.

Washu just smirked at her daughter and winked. Confusion took over the mind of Ryoko as she then realized that she being scrapped down to a table courtesy of some robot arms.

"Now as I was saying, the piece is in this town called Woodcrest." Washu continued. "We've got to get it before it falls into the wrong hands."

"Now honestly who would want a stupid ol' glowing piece of rock?" Ryoko asked. "Those Americans probably think its toxic or something!"

"I don't about you guys, but I can really feel the energy emulating from the fragment. Imagine if one of us got a hold of that stone and absorbed its power." Washu said clapping her petite hands together. "Don't you three feel it?"

Ayeka, Sasami and Ryoko nodded.

"Even I feel it Little Washu!" Tenchi said closing his eyes. "It's tremendous."

"See? This is why we need to get the stone back immediately. I've run some tests and even a human being can control the energy if they desired."

"Oh no!" Mihoshi squealed.

"Alright then, Miss Washu I suggest you begin constructing the portal." Ayeka recommended.

"I'm already ahead of you, just give me til midnight." Washu then turned her back. "For you five, I suggest gaining a couple of hours of rest. Something tells me this won't be as easy as it seems."

"Did you forget that we're like the six strongest life forms in this galaxy?" Ryoko pounded her chest. "Especially, my Tenchi!" she cooed, phasing next to him and rubbing her cheek against his.

"Now listen here, Little Ryoko! I didn't raise you to be cocky!" Washu said sternly.

"Hell, you didn't raise me at all." Ryoko phased out of the room.

"Okay everyone, I need to lockdown the lab so I can focus." Washu pushed everyone out the door using one of her newest inventions, the mecha broomstick.

Meanwhile in the depths of hell…

"Man this some ol' bullshit!" an old man that was balding from the top of his dome spat. His wild untamed hair still intact on the sides moved around as he threw punches at imaginary targets. "Thanks to dat nigga that made me read, I'm back in HELL!"

This old man was known as Colonel H. Stinkmeaner. Ever since meeting Robert Freeman, his sole objective was to make Granddad's life a living hell. However, after a short week of training, Granddad's newfound strength overpowered Stinkmeaner till it caused an untimely death. Now residing in Hell, Stinkmeaner trains vigorously and prays to the devil to give him one more chance to defeat the Freemans. Just as Stinkmeaner delivered a high kick, it was blocked by a mysterious figure.

"Who da hell blockin mah kick?" Stinkmeaner adjusted his shades.

The figure, who also had glasses on, not sunshades though smirked back and headbutted Stinkmeaner. The hit caused the old man's head to recoil. It also caused him to lose his footing and stumble to the fiery ground.

"You're strong." The figure growled, offering Stinkmeaner a hand.

"Fuck off, nukkah!" Stinkmeaner pushed the hand away and hopped back into his fighting stance. "With yo winter white ass hair!" Even though the old man was blind while on Earth for the majority of his life, once he passed away he regained his sight.

"Great observation, Colonel." the figure bowed. "But I'd prefer if you called me Kagato."

"Kagato?" Stinkmeaner scratched his chin. "I've heard dat name before."

"I've killed thousands of men, women and children through the years. All I needed was to absorb the power of Tsunami. However I defeat by some low-class scum."

"Same thing here wit me, son!" Stinkmeaner spat. "I wreaked tons of havoc in my town, especially on niggas! But this one nigga named Robert Freeman was a tough one. He did some trainin' or some shit and knocked mah ass out to the death bed!"

"Hmm…so you and I share a similar trait." Kagato's tone rised. "Revenge!"

"Hell yeah!"

"Well listen up, just about an hour ago I felt an astounding amount of energy coming from Earth." Kagato grinned, fangs sparkling from the light coming from the flames. "This is known as Jurai energy, the greatest in the universe! If possessed it can make a mortal into a god!"

"So whatcha sayin' is that if I was to grab this energy, I could kill those Freemans!"

"You could kill anyone you pleased."

"Oh word…in dat case, let's ask the devil if we can go to Earth!"

"Hold on, not so fast." Kagato grabbed Stinkmeaner by the collar. "First we need a plan."

"A plan? What's that?" Stinkmeaner shrugged his shoulders.

"Looks like I've got a lot to explain to you." Kagato sighed.

Meanwhile…

Ed and Rummy hopped into the pimped-out Black Navigator and turned on the GPS. Rummy was in the driver's seat since he was still sober, meanwhile Ed hiccupped several times from the passenger.

"Okay, we need to get to the hill." Rummy entered the coordinates for the hill.

"Damn, you don't know where the big ass hill is at?" Ed asked.

"I mean I do, but if we spent four hundred dollars on this, we gonna use it, damn it!" Rummy snapped.

"Alright, calm yo ass down."

The rest of the ride to the hill was silent. Once they arrived, they looked at the backseat and noticed two long suitcases in the backseat. Rummy smiled at Ed who mirrored the smile directly back.

"You know what's in these cases right?" Rummy asked, pulling out a Black and Mild cigar.

"Yep, the violins for our violins lessons we bout to attend!"

"No nigga!" Rummy backhanded his red-headed partner. "These are firearms, you stupid bastard!"

"Oh." Ed simply said rubbing his cheek. "No need to treat me like a two dollar whore at a one dollar titty bar!"

Rummy gave Ed a dumb founded look and shook his head in shame.

"You need help." was all the corn rowed robber said, grabbing the suitcase with 'Rummy' engraved on the front of it.

"Nah you about to need mah help." Ed said grabbing the lone suitcase from the back.

The two then kicked their doors open at the same time and hopped out the SUV, tossing the suitcases awaited and pointing their AK-47 Grenadiers at random people.

"Where's the space rock?" Rummy yelled.

"WE AIN'T GONNA ASK TWICE NIGGAS!" Ed shouted.

"It's not here anymore…" a man screamed while using the bathroom on himself.

"Where is it, then?" Ed placed the barrel directly into the man's mouth.

"Wait a sec, Ed…he can't tell us if you got the gun in his mouth, dumbass!" Rummy pulled the gun out of the man's mouth. "Now sir, could please give us the location of the mysterious rock that fell from the sky?"

"Well since you asked so kindly…it's in a secret lab underneath City Hall." the man grinned.

"Okay, thank you." Rummy bowed politely and grabbed Ed by the ear. "Let's go!"

The two robbers then hopped back into their getaway vehicle and made their new destination, City Hall. They peeled out of the scene and left a huge cloud of smoke. From the distance Huey dashed towards the scene with his katana, Black Thought in his possession. Attached to his waist he also had his MP5 BB submachine gun and a couple of flash bangs. Once he reached the crowd of people he panted heavily.

"Where are the feds?" he still panted uncontrollably.

"They're not here anymore, son." the man that previously soiled himself to Ed and Rummy's rampage. "All officials have left to escort the green rock to the secret lab located in City Hall."

"City Hall?" Huey asked arching an eyebrow.

"Yes sir certainly." the man smiled. "Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to change my pants."

The soiled man ran off and took cover behind a tree. He then dug into his pocket and pulled out two small electronic items. A bluetooth and a cell phone. The bluetooth found its home on his left ear and his fingers quickly typed in seven digits.

"Hello?"

"Yes, this is Sparks. Make sure you have that rock heavily guarded." Sparks barked. "We got three hostiles heading your way. Ed Wuncler the III, Gin Rummy and that little kid, Huey Freeman."

"Perfect, we can kill three birds with one stone."

"Especially the Freeman kid, he has too much intel about us."

"It's okay Sparks. We won't let some little kid bring down the FBI!"

A/N: Just to clear something up really fast, Jurai is the planet that Ayeka and Sasami are from. They are the first and second princesses of the planet. More will be explained as the story progresses.

A/N 2:Okay, so how was it? REVIEWS ARE NECESSARY! Gotta know how good or bad I did...HOPEFULLY I DIDN'T FAIL! Stay tuned for more!

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