"Hey, it's the A-Team van," Jane remarked.
"WHAT?!" Daria, her story forgotten, leapt forward, almost shoving Jane off the bed as she crowded in front of the laptop.
Jane, too late having remembered her friend's proclivities, grimaced as she explained. "It's just one of the vehicles you can drive in the game, as a bonus. It's hardly in any of the levels, really."
"Uh-huh," Daria said, largely ignoring Jane. "Is that all it does?"
Before Jane could answer, the man playing the game pressed the horn button. "Outta my way," came a gruff voice from the van.
"Holy shit," Daria said breathlessly.
She remained silent for a few moments, and Jane began to worry. "Daria? Daria, you still with us?"
"I'm just trying to figure out if I have enough money in my account to get a Nintendo 64 off of eBay."
"Ah," Jane nodded, cursing her desire to watch the video of the old game.
"Jane, the Nintendo 64 has rumble packs, right?" Daria asked shyly. Jane could feel her stomach begin to churn.
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Yes, there really is an A-Team inspired van in Blast Corps, and it really does shout "Outta my way!" in an imitation Mr. T voice. And if you share Daria's sudden desire to indulge in a bit of retro gaming, the N64 does have rumble packs for the controllers.