Harry Potter ain't mine, yadda yadda. Man. I wish Indiana Jones was mine. Or even James Potter.
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"It's cliché."
"What's wrong with cliché?"
"Well, for one thing…it's cliché."
"So?"
"Overdone. Cheesy. Tired. Corny. Cliché."
"But that means it's timeless."
"No, it means it's cliché."
"It's cute."
"…"
"Oh, good God. I can't believe I just said the word cute not in reference to you. My manliness! It's slipping through my fingers!"
"James, saying the word cute not in reference to your girlfriend or a girl (but you had better mean me) does not diminish your manliness. You can't diminish something you didn't have in the first place."
"That's right! …Hey!"
"Don't worry. I still love you, if not for your unmanliness."
"Good point…hey, I've got a good idea. Why don't I put my head on your lap and you tell me what made you love me."
"We've done this ninety-six times already, James."
"And it never gets old. It's timeless! Which reminds me…please?"
"No. As I just said four times, it's disgustingly cliché."
"But it's tradition. Tradition isn't cliché."
"Since when is it tradition?"
"Since…now."
"No."
"Pleeease my dearest darlingest Lilykins?"
"NO. Darlingest isn't a word."
"You inspire me to make new words because none can describe you."
"Let's make a deal. I'll hold your head in my lap and even throw in the bonus of stroking it if you lay off of this 'tradition' which is so horribly, terribly cliché."
"Is it cliché that I love you?"
"Not yet. Just wait."
"My fragile ego is slowly crumbling."
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…"
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A/N: You all can decide what the cliché was. In your reviews.
Cliché. Cliché. Is it just me or is it only starting to sound weird by now? If you give me a good suggestion for what the cliche was, I shall have them actually do it. In an accompanying chapter.