Disclaimer: Pokemon isn't (Mantyke)ing mine.
Metagross watched in a mix of amusement and disappointment at his fellow intellectual being. His friend, who was normally calm and serious, was letting out curses by the bucket load. At first, it had been amusing, but watching his friend go on for twenty minutes without any success was… Well, quite frankly, PATHETIC.
"Alakazam." The steel type spoke as he floated over on electromagnetic waves. "Please do try to calm yourself. There are young pokémon here."
"Calm down?!" The golden pokémon replied. "How the (pichu) am I going to (cleffa)ing calm down!?!" He yelled as the piece of plastic still failed to work for him. "Gah! (Togepi) this piece of (igglybuff)ing INFERNAL PLASTIC!"
"You could start with the language." Metagross pointed out sarcastically.
"(Azurill) you four-brains." Alakazam snarled back.
Said four-brained pokémon really wished he had the ability to sweat drop. "Honestly, Alakazam, I have a treasure trove of berries nearby. Why do you feel the need to do this in front of the young ones?" he asked, moving one of his legs to point to where many young pokémon were playing. Some of the older ones had stopped a while ago to watch the argument going on between their seniors.
"Because, I have an IQ higher than the (wynaut)ing who made this (bonsly)ing device! Why, for the love of (happiny)ing ARCEUS can I not (MIME JR.)ING figure out this piece of (RIOLU) DEVICE?!?"
"Hubris, Alakazam. Did you get all that yelling out of your system?"
The golden psychic type stood there for a while, panting. "Yes actually." He said as he tossed the infernal device over his shoulder. "Have any Sitrus berries in your little trove?"
The steel type would have smiled if he had a visible mouth. "Yes I do, right this way." He said as the two went off. "Feel like having a debate later?"
The pure psychic type snorted. "As long as its not about plastic devices, sure."
"I was thinking more along the lines of how swear words affect young pokémon." He stated as he passed by a Magby, Elekid, and Smoochum who were trying to re-enact what they just watched.
Alakazam went red in the face. "Be silent."
Twenty minutes later, a wandering trainer happened by on the device that was left behind. "Cool, a free super potion!"