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Note, when there's italics in someone's POV it's their thoughts.
Yet Another Besaid High Story!
Chapter One: The IntroductionBaralai's Mansion
Two young men lounged on the floor. One of them was holding a can of beer; he had dark brown short hair and was wearing a pair of black jeans and a red T-shirt. His nose looked like it had been broken several times and he had a scar under his left eye, yet he still managed to look like an attractive dangerous rebel. The second had a spliff hanging out of his mouth and a glazed look in his aquamarine blue eyes. Well, what you could see of them, his pupils were massive and his eyes were bloodshot. His hair was blonde and all over the place contrasting nicely with his tanned skin. He was wearing a pair of baggy blue jeans with rips at the knees and a dirty white T-shirt with Jimmy Hendrix written across it in black.
"I can't believe we got expelled in the first hour of senior year!" the stoned man drawled.
"It's not my fault Tidus! You were smoking green in front of the headmaster! What I don't understand is why the hell I got expelled!"
An incredulous look came into Tidus' eyes; "You bloody well beat him up Auron, then threatened him with your fucking massive sword and you did that because he was going to attack me. I'm so great," he said in a cocky voice grinning.
"Bloody cocky Leos," Auron muttered.
"Oi! I heard that you VIRGO! Auron's a virgin lalalaaaa! You know what? I'm gonna write a song about this!"
"Yeah… whatever man at least I'm not a slut."
Tidus coughed, his cocky grin back on his face. Auron looked over and sighed. "How the hell can you be proud of it?" Tidus merely tapped the side of his nose and took a long drag of his spliff.
"I can't believe they're sending us to Besaid High!" Auron complained, "That's such a Yevonite school, they make me sick."
"I know," Tidus agreed laughing, "They're the reason you learned how to use a sword." Suddenly a silence fell. Auron's face turned from laughing to a look of grief, anger and hatred. "Oops, sorry man," Tidus apologised. Auron gravely inclined his head, accepting his apology.
Abruptly, the door to the room they were sprawled in opened and two other men walked in, one of them in a robe with white hair and the other was blonde with an eye patch, a pair of jeans and a leather jacket.
"Look you two, we leave you alone for less than a fucking hour and you get yourselves expelled! What the hell is wrong with you guys!" the robed guy lectured. Tidus looked up from his position on the floor, "Well I don't see what I did wrong Baralai, I was simply smoking my morning spliff…"
"In the head teacher's chair!" Auron cut in, "And laughing when the head teacher walks in and saying 'what's up man'."
"Yeah, well… whatever you beat the shit out of him," Tidus slurred trying to sound clever, "That's the good news!"
"There's BAD news!" the boy with the eye patch shouted.
"Well Gippal shut up if you want to hear it. The bad news is we have move to that fucking Yevonite school Besaid High!" Auron stood up and drunkenly drew his massive sword.
"Wow dude put it away," Tidus said, "Here, take a drag it'll chill you out," handing Auron his expertly rolled spliff.
"No I'm not a stupid junkie like you, I'm just gonna go pack for Besaid," Auron sheathed his sword and left the room.
"Hey my dad was trying to get me to go there!" said Baralai, "Apparently it's the most religious school in the whole of Spira."
"Don't remind me," Tidus growled.
"My dad needs to go there for some work with his friend," Gippal remembered, "I could go with you guys too!" he shouted.
"Well looks like we're all off to Besaid… woohoo… Wait a sec, do these religious people have dealers?"
"You're so immature Tidus," Baralai complained, "Why all girls love you and not me I have no idea." Tidus grinned cockily, tapped the side of his nose once again and left to pack.
Wakka's mansion"Man can you believe we have Maester Seymour taking us for religious studies? How awesome is that ya?" Wakka exclaimed to his friend Botta, his bright orange hair defying gravity as usual.
"Yeah! Do you think he'll give me his autograph?" Botta asked, his eyes shining.
"I just hope he'll sort out all the Al Bhed scum that are littering our school," Wakka said darkly, ignoring Botta's question, "They shouldn't be allowed on this earth let alone our school!"
"Ya man I totally agree with you like ya," Botta remarked
Wakka nodded his head to Botta's remark.
Yuna, Lulu and Rikku's apartmentA short blonde perky Al Bhed girl paced around the room screaming, "I HATE WAKKA SO MUCH HE'S SO BLOODY PREJUDICED AGAINST AL BHED I WISH I COULD JUST TELL HIM I WAS ONE AND BE DONE WITH HIM!"
"Rikku calm down, what did he do today that was so bad?" a gothic pale girl asked.
"Oh I'll tell you Lulu what he did! We were walking down Main Street and there was this poor Al Bhed beggar who was blind may I add just sitting on a bench and Wakka goes over for a laugh and kicks him!"
"Now really calm down Rikku," a graceful girl soothed with short brown hair and incredible bi-coloured eyes. One was ocean crystal blue and the other was fresh grass green.
"You know Rikku, Yuna's right. If you ever tell him you're dead and so is Yuna. She is your cousin so half Al Bhed."
"Oh Yunie don't you think we should tell him?" Rikku pleaded.
"No," Yuna said coldly, "I have no wishes for threatening letters or this flat to be spray painted." Rikku pouted at Yuna but she knew she had lost.
"Oh my god guess who our new religious studies teacher is," Yuna said in a disgusted voice, changing the subject.
"Come on, how bad could it be?" Lulu exclaimed.
"One word, Seymour."
"Oh that freaky guado maester?" Rikku screamed, "He sent guado to my home in Bikanel Desert and they destroyed half the city!"
"How the hell is he gonna teach?" Lulu grinned evilly, "Yuna, even you don't pay attention in RS."
"Yeah but Wakka and his friends will be drooling all over him. Hell, I bet they're in Wakka's mansion talking about how they're going to get his autograph right now!"
"Hey guess what?" Rikku shouted, "My dad's friend's son, who is one of my best friends, is coming to our school with three of his mates!"
Yuna uncurled herself mischievously on her chair, "Any of them fit?"
"Well look at this photo of his best mate!" Rikku grinned handing Yuna and Lulu the photo. They both wolf whistled in union.
"Man he's fine," remarked Lulu.
"Fine? He's bloody gorgeous!" Yuna screamed.
"And to top it off he's a blitzer, not religious, plays guitar is the lead singer in his band and writes all their songs! I have this CD of their band Gippal sent me."
"Oooh play it play it play it!" Yuna demanded excitedly.
"OK OK Gippal plays bass and Baralai is on the drums, and Tidus taught them both how to play them. He's a musical genius!" Rikku said, slotting the CD into her player. All of them were silent, waiting for the music to start, then it did.
(This is Nickelback 'How You Remind Me' but we thought it would be cool if Tidus wrote it so there are a lot of songs like this in this fanfic so get used to it lol!)
Never made it as a wise man It's not like you
to say sorry yeah,
yeah, yeah, no, no it's not like
you didn't know that And this is how, you remind me It's
not like you to say sorry yet, yet, yet, no, no Never
made it as a wise man It's not like you to say sorry
I couldn't cut it
as a poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm
sick of sight without a sense of feeling
And this is how you
remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This
is how you remind me
Of what I really am
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm
mistaken
for handing you a heart worth breaking
and I've been
wrong, I've been down,
been to the bottom of every bottle
these
five words in my head
scream "are we having fun yet?"
yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
I said I love you and I swear I still do
And
it must have been so bad
Cause living with me must have damn near
killed you
Of what I really
am
This is how, you remind me
Of what I really am
I was waiting on a different story
This
time I'm mistaken
for handing you a heart worth breaking
and
I've been wrong, I've been down,
been to the bottom of every
bottle
these five words in my head
scream "are we having
fun yet?"
yet, yet, yet, no,
no
yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
And
this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
This is how
you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of
what I really am
I was
waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
for handing
you a heart worth breaking
and I've been wrong, I've been
down,
been to the bottom of every bottle
these five words in my
head
scream "are we having fun yet?"
yet, yet
are
we having fun yet
"Whoa that was amazing! Tidus wrote that?" Yuna exclaimed
"Wait there's more!" Rikku yelled
He's drunk
again, it's time to fight I hear a scream, from down the hall
Been there before,
but not like this Just tell the nurse, you slipped and fell Seen it before, but not like this Father's
a name you haven't earned yet He's drunk again, it's time to fight
Seen it before, but not like this Seen it before, but not
like this
She must have done something wrong
tonight
The living room becomes a boxing ring
It's time to
run when you see him
Clenching his hands
She's just a woman
Well never again
Amazing she can even talk at all
She cries to me, go back to
bed
I'm terrified that she'll wind up
Dead in his hands,
She's just a woman
Well never again
Seen it before, but not like this
Never
before have I ever
Seen it this bad
She's just a woman
Well
never again
It
starts to sting as it starts to swell
She looks at you, she wants
the truth
It's right out there in the waiting room
With those
hands
Lookin' just as sweet as he can
Well never again
Been there before, but
not like this
Never before have I ever
Seen it this bad
She's just a woman
Well never again
Never again
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your
ass would be a pleasure
The same old shit, just on a different night
She grabs the
gun, she's had enough
Tonight she'll find out how fuckin'
Tough
is this man
Pulls the trigger fast as she can
Never again
Been there before, but
not like this
Never before have I ever
Seen it this bad
She's just a woman
Never again
Been there before, but not like this
Never before
have I ever
Seen it this bad
She's just a woman
Well never
again
Never again
Never again
Never again
"It sounds like he's been through a lot of pain in his life." Lulu commented.
"Yeah Gippal says his dad's a complete bastard and Tidus hates his guts," Rikku said sympathetically yet with anger.
"I can't wait to meet him at school. He sounds like an interesting character," Yuna said in a dreamy tone.
"Come off it Yuna you just think he's hot!" Rikku accused.
"If you want a piece of him move fast 'cos all the girls in school are gonna be after him judging from that photo," Lulu advised. Yuna frowned and blushed.
"Well see you all tomorrow guys. I'm going to get an early night," Lulu said, smothering a yawn and shuffling slowly into her room.
"I might as well go to bed now too," Yuna said and looked at Rikku.
"Nah I think I'll stay up and watch late night TV," Rikku decided, "I'll still be up before you tomorrow anyway!"
ok soooo what did u guys think we love it hehehe ! if any of u like nickelback then yay! So do we! Chapter 2 will be up very soon as we have already written it but please review first… we know everyone says review but you can write babble if you like just pleeeeeease review. Oh, and if you're wondering why we're referring to ourselves as we it's because there's two of us. One of us is clever, the other one… well we don't talk about it let's just say Tidus is based very closely on her behaviour.
