welcome one welcome all to something different compared to my previous fanfics

now disclaimer i dont own this roosterteeth does

now the warning i have dyslexia so do not rage about slight grammar mistakes as well as spelling im just going to ignore you as i do not have a beta reader either for this fanfic

but again i hope you enjoy this

now on with the reading!

Jaune arc was not having the best of days

Then again he never really has had a good day since hes been at beacon but today was just a little bit worse as he was running through the streets as a bunch of white fang were chasing the living shit out of him while shoot him with their guns. Jaune himself was barely getting away let alone dodging the bullets being sent his way. he turned quickly into an ally way as he had to stop midway through seeing it being blocked off but an armour truck with white fang grunts pointing their weapons directly at jaune.

'this is not going to end well' jaune thought as he closed his eyes and waited for the incoming pain/death to come right at him 'and this all started with that dumbass bet!' was jaunes thought as his life was expecting to turn to the worse any second now.

Lets turn back time for a minute, shall we?

Flashback no jutsu!(last Saturday to be exact)

Jaune woke like how he usually does every Saturday in beacon.

"JAUNE WAKE UP, GET DRESSED LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled one nora Valkyrie as she pulled him out of his bed and threw his onesie off of him as he only in his boxers and then ran to the bathroom as she shoved him into the shower as she turned it on, if jaune wasn't awake now he was now as he screamed as the sudden cold water woke him nora the giggled as she quickly left the bathroom.

Later that morning

Jaune sat at the table his team and his friends sit at every other day, he sighed as he only had crappy cereal to eat as that was the only thing over since someone took all of the pancakes *cough cough-nora-cough* so he was left with cereal. "wow vomit boy you look like crap" said one yang xiao long as she and her sister ruby rose sat down in front of him, "sigh hi yang" jaune said as he bit back a groan and settled with a sigh instead, knowing groaning would only fuel her teasing, "aw is vomit boy depressed? Doesn't he have a date for next week's ball?" yang asked as jaunes body turned absolutely stiff in place as he in mid eating of his meal.

He slowly looked up as he swallowed his food as yang could hear his gulping throat (oh god I just made an accidental innuendo), she grinned as she could see jaunes face turn into a very panicked one, "ball?" he asked as yang was grinning from ear to ear, "oh my oum you forgot didn't you?" yang said as jaune was sweating then tried to play it off, "oh that pfffffff of course ive got a date do you have a date?" jaune asked as yang continued to grin, "oh I do in fact hes quite rough in the ring if you know what I mean *insert growl sound here*" ruby groaned as she knew the inside pun and was hating every single bit of it.

"yang that was horrible" ruby said as she ate her cookies, yang shook her head as she had a grin on her face, "oh come on its not like your date isn't even that cold to you" ruby looked at her sister as she blushed, "YAAAAAAAAAANG!" ruby yelled as she started to try and hit her sister. Yang just played it off as she held her little sister away as ruby tried to hit her but failed as it too comically funny but jaune just sighed as he had a slight chance to quickly eat his meal before yang went back to teasing him.

"come on vomit boy who'd you ask to the dance then?" yang asked as she kept a hold of her sister with one hand and ate her bacon with the other. Jaune inwardly groaned forgetting yangs amazing ability to multitask 'damn it should of remembered that one very big aspect of her' jaune thought as he tried to rack his head around what he should say, "well yang all you have to know is shes hotter than you and is a very kind and caring person that will help her fellow man or woman or faunas"(you wont believe how much i laughed after I wrote this one down) jaune said as he grew confident in his own lie.

Hey when you lie once you can lie more than twice the trick is confidence. Unfortunately for jaune that was one of the many departments he was lacking in as he watched as yang blew up in laughter as she slammed her fist on the table as she kinda cracked it, 'wow talk about 'cracking up' damn it yang' jaune thought as he could feel yang was corrupting him slowly. "yang it isn't that funny what if jaune telling the truth" ruby said coming to jaunes add once again, jaune had anime tears as he smiled at his hope, 'thank you ruby I knew I could always count on you' jaune thought as he smiled outwardly at ruby.

"but then again this is jaune we are talking about" ruby said breaking jaunes hopeful attitude as he was now depressed, "thanks allot ruby" jaune said as ruby laughed awkwardly at him, "yeah sorry jaune but hey maybe we'll see your date at the ball next week hope shes as nice as you make her out to be" ruby said as she finished her cookies and walked off to dispose of her tray, he was now left alone with yang as she was still chuckling over jaunes declaration. "ok jaune how about a bet" yang said as jaune looked at yang with a raised eyebrow, "at the ball if you and your "date" win the king and queen of beacon I'll stop calling you vomit boy" yang wagered making jaunes eyes grow wide.

She would stop calling him the bane of his existence the one name everyone calls him at least once even his partner sometimes, if one stops maybe it could cause a chain reaction throughout the entire school making everyone stop calling him that infernal nickname he had gotten after he accidently vomited on yangs shoes, she still hasn't forgiven him of that.

As jaune had his thoughts of hope yang was inside of her head laughing like a loon, 'soon my revenge on him will be complete and it will be sweet and then he will know the day when you shouldn't of vomited on my shoes MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' yang thought as she grinned at the suspecting blond in front of her.

"but if me and my date win you have to wear a dress 24/7 for two weeks" yang said making jaune stop his inner imagination. Jaune was at a loss, either he could lose or where a dress for two weeks making his social life practically none existent as it was already pretty bad this would make his life hell. But then again the chain reaction of no longer being called vomit boy, It was a hard decision but he knew either way he may lose but he wanted to take the chances anyway, "ok yang but what happens if neither one of us win?" jaune asked making yang laugh once again, "oh vomit boy who do think your talking to? Me not winning? Oh that's a good one"

Jaune just sighed as he shook his head 'screw it either way if it means a chance of me no longer being called that wretched name no more so im going to take the chance' jaune thought as he looked up at yang and held his hand out, "its deal" juane said making yangs grin go wider as she accepted his hand shake. "so the deals been set hope you shaved your legs cause your going to be wearing a dress at the end of the ball" yang said as she got up and picked her tray up with her as she walked away.

Leaving jaune to think for a bit then his eyes widened, "oh shit I don't even have a date where the hell im a I going to find one this damn soon!?' jaune thought as he looked around and saw everyone was planning with their dates on what to wear at the ball and jaune was the only one that was left out as he had no one to actual ask. Hell even cardin has a date.

So as jaune wallowed in his depressive date he had an idea, 'didn't ozpin say you can take anyone to the ball they just have ID' jaune thought as he thought about and then got a crazy plan forming in his head, 'what if I ask someone who doesn't go to the academy to the ball?' as he thought more on it he heard people talking about going to vale and that's where he had the even more brighter idea, 'wait maybe I can ask someone in vale, yes that could work!' jaune thought as he got up and went to dump his food and then went back to his dorm room to get changed.

He was going to vale to find himself a date and no one was going to stop him!

(hes screwed isn't he?)

Yep and not in the good way either

jaunes screwed and you all know it now if you excuse me i have things to do like reading or writing stuff

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