Ok the idea for this story came to me out of nowhere really. I'm also to really sure will this be a original title but it has to go by something for the time being.
Help ?
It was around 3 in the morning when Joker and Harley were woken up by one of their henchmens saying that there are some two strange guys and a mutant at the entrance door to the club who want to talk with them.
"I swear this better be important or I'll shoot them on the spot." Joker threatened while buttoning up his shirt. "I agree with you Puddin." Harley pulled her hair into two even pigtails. Joker took a gun out of his nightstand drawer and shove it into his trousers right on the line with his spine. Then him and his queen went downstairs to meet the unwanted guests.
"Deadshot ? Boomi ? Croc ?" Harley looked in disbelief at her former comrades in world saving standing outside her boyfriends club's front door. They were beaten up and drenched from the rain. Even if they tried they could not deny that they were all taking part in some big fight within the last 24 hours. "You know these morons ?" Joker turn to her. "I do Puddin. They are the guys that along with me, sword girl, flame man and soldier guy saved the world from that crazy witch. I told you about it." Harley explain. "That's good Harls but I want to know why are they at my fucking door at 3 am." Joker turn to look at them. "We need some help Joker." Deadshot said firmly. Joker burst out into a laugh. "And why should I help yous. I can easily kill you all right now." Joker said. "Hey look man. I purposely missed shooting your fiance, just so that she could be with you again. So you own me." Deadshot explain. "I bust Harley out of jail myself so I owe you nothing." Joker was getting annoyed. "And even if I would only be in debt to you and not you and those two pieces of shit behind you." Joker point at Boomerang and Killer Croc.
Joker was about to slam the door in their face when Harley stop him. "What is it Harls. Wanna kill them after all ? Cause I'm all down with that baby. You know I like to commit a crime before I go to bed. It helps me sleep better." Joker turn to her. "I think we could at least listen to them Puddin. After all I do consider them my friends." Harley said. The Joker grunt and crack his neck. "Ok you scumbags have 5 minutes to explain everything. When the time is up I'll kill you all personally." He open the door wider and let them in.
"You mate can I have a beer please. My mouth never felt so dry in my entire life." Boomerang asked when they walked pass the bar. "If you won't shut up I'll force a pound of sand down your throat and then your mouth will really be dry." Joker turn his head too look at him. "All right mate. You could just have said no." Boomerang rose his hands in defence.
"Ok talk." Joker ordered when they sat down at one of the VIP areas of the club. Harley sat on Jokers lap and he wrapped his hand around her waist. "We escaped out of jail a few hours ago and need a good hiding place." Deadshot went string to the point. "That explains why you guys look like as if a truck drove over you." Harley comment and joker laugh and her joke. "And that's exactly why I love Pooh." He pull her down for a kiss. "Now coming back to you scumbags." He said when they part. "Why do you think I will let you hide at my house. Especially when I myself am trying to stand out as little as possible since now I not only have to worry about the bat but that bitch Waller. And I will not allow anyone to take my Queen away from me. Especially since I only got her back." He explain. "Oh Puddin you really do love me." Harley hug him. He just pat her back in return. "Come on mate we were keeping an eye on your woman. If we weren't there she would have kill herself." Boomerang said annoyed. "What did you say ?" Joker asked pulling out his gun and putting it up to Boomerangs forehead. "Easy mate easy." Boomerang rose his hands. "Do you have a death wish ?" Joker asked and reload the gun. "No mate no. I'm sorry mate ok ? I'm sorry." If not the fact that you seem to amuse my Queen as she laughed a lot with talking about you I would have killed you on the spot. Or rather I should kill you for doing just that." Joker took the gun away. He than sat back down and pull Harley back onto his lap. "Btw Boomi what's wrong with your eye ?" Harley asked. "I took a bullet." Was all he said. "Then we should call you Captain Blindspot from now on." She giggle. Boomerang wanted to fight back but decided not to. Joker is one of those people no one wants to fight.
"Ok you little fuckers. Your time is up. Get the hell out of here before I'll get mad." Joker said and push Harley off himself to get up. "Come on J you are our last hope." Deadshot said. "Does it look like I care ?" Joker asked. "I don't know Pudding maybe we could help them. We don't know when we might need their help and your help always comes with a price. Doesn't it Mistah J." Harley proposed. Joker looked at her and then at the trio sitting on the sofa with a loud grunt. "Ok you all better kiss my queens feet from now because you owe her your lives." Joker said and walked away pulling Harley behind him. "Thank you Puddin." Harley kiss him on the cheek. "You can thank me in a different way Harls." Joker pulled her closer to himself and kiss her aggressively.
Ok that's it for Chapter 1 the next chapter should be out pretty soon. Thank you all for reading HAVE A MAD DAY and stay tooned for more. See you all next time.