Hey 'sup people? Yeah, new story, weird plot, or no plots, but enjoy!!

Warning: made by ME (OOC, maybe bad in some ways I don't know how)

Just so you know, I have never ever played any of Final Fantasy main series games(Weird, someone who barely knows them writes about them). But research can be my friend! Tell me if you notice anything out of character, unless I tell you it's really like that.

Disclaimer: I do not own Dissidia! (Wish I did though)

Oh, and if I copied, I am sorry; inspired by the water-fight I had with my friends and some Dissidia stories.

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I POV

Just watching that bundle of so-called 'fun' suddenly smiling and grinning at me gives me goose-bumps, in every aspect possible. Zidane, what are you thinking?

I voice my thoughts

"What do you think?" he said, smirking, tail swaying.

"Suggest anything related to stealing and we're doing something else."

His smirk turned into a sudden scowl, "Do you really think I am that much of a thief that I'd actually force all of you to come with me, go to Alexandria and steal Gyshal Greens and what not?!"

"So you were thinking about that…"

"I was not!"

"Then what were you thinking?"

His little frown changed again, into a bigger grin

"I was thinking, a water-fight!"

"A water-fight would be AWESOME!" I heard Tidus scream from behind "Where are we gonna stay?!"

"Calm down Tidus, we are still not sure everyone wants to."

X POV

What?! We have to wait for approval?! Come on, it's JUST a water-fight! What could possibly go wrong?! It's not like anyone's gonna drown or anything!

"…Fine." I said with a huff, geez, it's a harmless idea! But, it's true not everyone is okay with a water-fight, so I pray that no one would say otherwise. Then again, nobody gets killed in water-fights, just spells related to water.

But Warrior of Light doesn't believe so; I'll just be patient and argue with him if I have to later.

VI POV

"A water-fight…? Ano sa…" I had to think a while, water-fights really aren't one of the things I am fond of, but I heard they're fun, so maybe I'll just try. There's a first time for everything, right?

"O-okay, I'll go, I am just a bit nervous…" Said I, looking down a bit, blushing

"Come on! What's there to be nervous about?" I heard Zidane ask; I jerk my head upwards, as a reaction, and blush more.

"I-I am th-the only girl… here… surrounded by men…" I said, my voice was getting softer and my face was getting warmer.

"Oh yeah."

"Tina, we're your friends! You don't have to be so shy! If anyone attacks you, I'll protect you, okay?" Although it can sometimes be embarrassing being protected by Onion Knight, I appreciated the gesture and patted his cute onion-shaped helmet.

I just hope I won't change into Esper-form

VIII P.O.V

Hmm… a water-fight… what have I got to lose, I'll join anyway, so that Zidane, Butz and Tidus won't bug me about it.

"I'll join just for the heck of it…"

"…I was really thinking we had to break into an argument and try to convince you to join… I guess there's no need for that…" That chocobo-lover, Butz, said.

"If you were looking forward to it, I can take back what I said and then we can break into an argument."

"No, no, forget I said anything, please…!"

"On second thought, what's the point of a water-fight?"

"Oh COME ON Squall! Join already!"

We broke into an argument.

IX P.O.V

Ugh… A little break from Rusty's little over-protectiveness for Dagger is just the miracle I've wanted, aside from getting married to her. I wonder who my moving target should be…

Uh oh, Light saw me grin evilly.

"Why are you smiling?" he asked turning his head, meeting with my eyes

"What's it to ya?" I shot back, one reason I don't really like Light is that he reminds me of Rusty, especially all the unnecessary armor, he would be so much better without it.

"Well, I was just wondering,"

"Well, that's for me to know and you to find out, Rusty!" Oh my god, did I just blurt that out?

"What?"

"Uh, I mean- uh… nothing, really… nothing." That was a close one, or did he really hear it?

"…" He stayed silent just looking at me, which gave me goose-bumps.

"What are you looking at?"

"Why do you want to know?"

If this is Light's brand of comedy, no wonder people are always so serious around him.

III P.O.V

Why doesn't Squall want a water-fight? It's fun, or so I've heard. Maybe I should join in and help Butz.

"Squall, it's fun! Maybe you should try it then you can decide whether you like water-fights or not." I said interrupting Squall and his comeback.

"Yeah! At least try it! Maybe you'd smile then!" Butz teased about his inability to smile often.

"What is up with you and me smiling?!" Squall said in a tone near a scream.

"Higher Squall! Make your tone higher! So we can finally hear you scream!" My partner said 'encouragingly'.

"What if I don't want to?"

"Then smile so we will never bother you about it then!" I said

"Then is there a third choice?"

"Well… The third choice is cry," Butz said smirking "do you want that choice?"

"No way, Butz"

"I am just kidding, the third choice is join, and no none-of-the-above."

"Fine, fine, I'll join. But you shall NEVER bug me about this ever again."

"Deal!" Me and Butz cried in unison.

Now, I really hope this is gonna be fun like Zidane and Tidus make it out to be!

V P.O.V

Haha! We got Squall to join! This is so awesome! Now, everything would be perfect if Cloud would join too.

"Hey Cloud! Ya wanna join?" I hope he says yes!

"…"

"…Cloud?"

"…What?"

"Are you gonna join?"

"Hmm… Maybe"

"Definite answer please!"

"I'll go if everyone else is."

"It's still not definite!"

"It will be if you ask everyone else first."

"Why can't you think for yourself?"

"Because if I did, my answer would be no, but knowing you, Zidane and Tidus you'd bug me about it. I don't want that."

"…" He has a point. If he said no, he's in for a whining orchestra. Very smart Cloud, very, very smart.

Wait, so, me, Zidane, Tidus, Tina, Onion Knight and Squall are going while Cloud, Light, Cecil, and Frionel aren't sure yet, as far as I know… Wow, I really hope-

"All right fine I am going." Cloud suddenly said out of nowhere.

"Really?!" I was in major disbelief.

"Accept it before I take it back." He said turning his head away.

Yes! 7 people are going! This is SO gonna work!

VII P.O.V

All I really want is a break from delivery and all that. Come to think of it, Butz would usually say 'Why?!' or something. At least-

"Just curious, but what made you say so?" Butz said, what lie can I tell him? It's quite embarrassing telling him I am a delivery boy and what not.

"…Because."

"Because?"

"Because… I want Squall to be my moving target." Wait, hold up, that was stupid, oh well, what's done is done.

"Cool! I want him to be my moving target too! We'll shoot him together with water-guns!"

"What?!" I heard Squall from behind Butz.

"It's just water-guns, Squall!"

"Still, I don't like people shooting me with water-guns." Squall shot back.

"Haha, Squall, it's just water! Or are you afraid of water?" Butz teased

"Butz, SHUT UP." He said threateningly, pointing his gun-blade towards Butz.

"Fine, fine, I'll keep my mouth shut."

Wait a minute; I don't have swimming trunks…

IV P.O.V

Ah… a water-fight? I am not sure Rose would really want me wet… but I can't let them down either… what to do, what to do?

"How about you Cecil?"

"Wha-? Who me?"

"Yeah! Are you going or not?"

"Um… I don't know…"

"SAY YES DAMN IT!!! SAY YES!" I heard Zidane

"YEAH!! SAY YES! SAY YES! SAY YES!" Butz and Tidus started chanting

"Cecil, ah… what do you think is best?" Tina said, who happened to appear right beside me.

"Yes, don't let they're screams get in your way, Cecil" Warrior of Light said, with Frionel nodding his head in agreement.

I honestly didn't know what to choose, Zidane, Butz and Tidus say yes, Tina, Warrior of Light and Frionel say to choose what I think is right, but, which was that? I didn't-

"Please say yes, Cecil!"

"Alright I'll join!!" I immediately said.

Onion Knight is the great un-equalizer.

II P.O.V

A water-fight would be nice… I heard they're fun. Just imagine what it's like in a water-fight…

"Frionel, what about you?"

"I'll join"

"That's another one!"

I didn't bother looking who asked me that, I was busy thinking.

I P.O.V

I guess we're going to have a water-fight.

"Now, where are we going to stay, like what Tidus asked."

"We could go to my world and stay there, near a pool, or in my house." Cloud said, which is odd, he usually never offers anything.

"Your house? You're kidding right? Why would we want to stay in your house?" Zidane said, gloved hands on waist.

"After some turn of events, my house turned into a pool, a Lifestream pool." He replied blankly

"Care to explain?" Zidane said, with the same position.

VII P.O.V

They have got to be kidding; I can't explain something that could take hours explaining. I'll make it as brief as possible.

(1 hour later…)

IX POV

… I have never seen Cloud this talkative before. He just kept on yapping on and on about Sephiroth, Jenova, SOLDIER, his best-friend, Zack and blah and blah and blah.

I am starting to think he should do this more often. I am just confused, really, really confused.

VII P.O.V

… Weird…

VI P.O.V

Cloud has a complicated story… My past wasn't so complicated, sigh, I pity him…

A SOLDIER sounds pretty cool though, and all the…'machineries' and all. It's very interesting…

"Cloud… that's such a complicated story…" I said, astounded.

"I know right?! I don't think I can process all that!" Butz exclaimed

"Then don't" Cloud plainly said "if you can't, don't"

II P.O.V

I don't think I got half of what he said. I'll just pretend I smile and wave Firion, just smile and wave…

"What are you doing?" I heard Squall say

"Uh… smiling and waving…?"

"Cut it out, it's freaky…" The little monkey was giving me a 'you're-weird' look.

IV P.O.V

Lifestream water… Jenova… Meteor… uh… what!?

I P.O.V

III P.O.V

Ugh… head… hurts… so much… лук... wait what does that mean?

X P.O.V

Um…what?

VII P.O.V

Silence. What is everyone thinking, I wonder? They're silent. I bet they're really confused. Just look at their faces

"Back to the subject… where are we going to stay?" Light interfered.

"Let's just… go to the ocean, I-I don't wanna see Cloud's house…" Onion Knight said

"Okay then, we'll go with Onion Knight's suggestion."

"You know, I have a name."

"Really? I never knew that…" Tidus said in astonishment

"You guys can call me Luneth!" he said happily.

"Okay, then we'll stick with Luneth. So the ocean it is. Zidane, this water-fight… how does it go?" Light said with a blank face.

He doesn't know what a water-fight is…

IX P.O.V

What?! He doesn't know what a water-fight is?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH-

"Zidane, why are you snickering…?" Light interrupted my mental-giggling fit.

"It's nothing really… but basically, we playfully fight each other with things used for shooting water, like a bucket, a water-gun, yeah, stuff like that…"

"Okay, which ocean?"

"Wait, why ocean? Why not a pool?" Squall said

"Fine, which pool?"

It's a good thing we decided to plan a day ahead, it's already the end of the day. Hey I wonder what Dagger's doing, oh wait, she's queen now, so should I call her 'Your Majesty' and all that or just call her by her name, she is a queen and all, but we're like, a couple so I am pretty-

"Okay then, we'll go there, but I will not do anything." Light's voice made me snap out of my thoughts of Dagger

"Then what's the point of going there?" I asked glaring a bit at Light; he's always the one disturbing me

"For the sake of everyone's happiness, I am fine just watching all of you run around and doing nothing evil…" He said blankly, like he always does

"So, where again?"

"You weren't listening, were you?" Cecil said "It's in Cloud's world."

"But I thought Onion-"

"Luneth!"

"Okay fine, I thought LUNETH didn't want to go to Cloud's world…" I said emphasizing his 'name'

"Where were you for the past 30 seconds?!" Butz said "He said it's fine, you should really listen more…" he said giving me that 'I-am-teasing-you' look.

"Butz, PLEASE, do NOT give me that look it's too creepy…!"

"It creeps me out too…" Luneth said shuddering

"Ahaha… ah, Butz, um… aha… please… it's quite-…" Tina said forcing a smile, you know, aside from Dagger, Tina has also ca-

"So anyways, all of you would have to prepare and all, so go forth to your own world and proceed to the designated place."

I so want to kill that Warrior of Light, always disturbing me and my thoughts… Anyways, I can get my unexpected revenge on him tomorrow BWAHAHA-

"Zidane why are you laughing?"

"It's nothing…" I did a full scale glare at him, I felt like I was burning a big-

"Oh, alright."

I am so gonna kill him

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It's like, all my stories with Zidane in it, ends with him. Pretty weird…

His P.O.V is also the longest, I am gonna make it even and concentrate on everyone else's P.O.V for the next chapter.

Chapter 2 coming as soon as possible.