Disclaimer- I don't own D. Gray-Man

Today everything started off relatively normal. I got up, got dressed, brushed my hair and teeth, managed to ditch Link, then I got lost and ran into a very annoying-as-usual Lavi, we made our way to the science division, saw Komui with some sort of new strange machine that could possibly be very dangerous, Komui tried out the machine, it went boom, we decided it was best to get out of there, and then we made our way to the dining hall. Around there things started getting slightly more complicated.

As we entered the dining hall, things still seemed relatively the same, it really did, but it wasn't until I walked over to Jerry that I noticed something different. First of all; he didn't know me, second of all he somehow turned into a she. "Oh my! So are you going to tell me who you are you little cutie?" He, no, she asked me rather cheerfully. Then she spotted Lavi as well, "my, oh my! And what about you; red-haired hottie?" Lavi and I exchanged confused looks. "How old are you, cutie? You look really young despite your white hair…"

Lavi and I huddled up together in the corner discussing what just happened. "Is it just me or is something slightly different around here?" I told Lavi.

He shook his head and answered, "no, I noticed it as well. Several things in fact," he pointed out, "first off, Jerry managed to mysteriously morph into a woman overnight and second, you may think that Yu is just casually sitting and eating his soba like normal, but, think again!" I quickly glanced over to where Kanda usually sits, and sure enough, several things were different. The most obvious thing was that he was sitting at a crowded table full of finders, that enough could make anyone freak out, but wait, there's more! He actually looked like he was enjoying himself and he was making conversation. The apocalypse is near and Kanda is in the middle of it. In other words, highly dangerous. "See what I mean! I think it's the apocalypse…"

I nodded in agreement, "I have two suggestions for our problem. We could either go with the flow or we could head over to the science division again and see what Komui has done. Which one do you think is better?" I proposed to Lavi.

After a while of careful thinking, he spoke his answer, "both of those ideas are completely idiotic. But right now I think the better choice would be to tell Komui about this. It may have something to do with that contraption he had this morning… It looked dangerous…" I fully agree... "Let's go, Allen." And once again we're off to see Komui, the wonderful Komui of the science division!

Upon arrival we were once again greeted by a series of changes. Well, probably only one major change but it feels like many. The floor surrounding Komui's desk was clean. Same goes for his desk. But more surprisingly, Komui was sitting behind his desk actually doing his paperwork for once. "Yes, can I help you?" he asked. Still in surprise we stood at the doorway in awe. "Oh come on, I don't have all day! I have work to get done." Having said that, he looked up from his work and spotted Lavi and I, "who are you two? How did you get in here and why are you wearing an exorcist uniform?" We didn't seem to be responding, "just get in here and explain yourselves!" We awkwardly made our way to the front of his desk. "So?" Komui requested.

Lavi and I looked at each other and silently agreed that we'd take turns speaking. I started, "um… Do you know who we are?"

"No. Can't say that I do…"

Ouch… That hurt my soul… "I am Allen Walker and this Lavi… Um, we're actually exorcists here…"

"Pleasure to meet you, I am Komui Lee, and I think you're both mad. We don't have any exorcist with those names here and I have never before seen you in my life. Now I have absolutely no idea how on earth you two ended up here but I suggest you run along. Okay?"

That killed my soul… Even Lavi's… Talking about Lavi, he decided to speak now, "this morning when we came in, there was this strange machine that you made, naturally it exploded, so we tried to get away as soon as possible and when we reached the dining hall, everything was different."

"Machine? That I made this morning?" He thought carefully about it for a while, I actually thought that he was about to say he didn't invent a machine this morning, but "I didn't tell anyone but Reever about that? How do you two know?"

"Usually when you build a machine, you announce it to practically the whole world."

"Only the ones that I'm confident in, and I wasn't confident in this one. Good thing I was too… Because it exploded…"

"Do you know what it's meant to do?"

Again, he thought for a while, "it's meant to allow traveling to another world but I don't think that it worked... because it exploded not too long ago."

"Maybe it did work… Just not in the way that you thought it did."

"I think you might be right. Maybe something along the lines of parallel world… Yes, that sounds quite accurate. Because I don't seem to know you guys but for some strange reason, you know me, that might also explain your uniform an-" Komui was cut off by the sound of the door opening, through the door came Reever looking well rested and happy to start the day.

"Hey Komui," Reever greeted happily, "who're they?"

"Oh! Just friends, section leader Reever can I have a quick word with you?"

"Of course," he walked over to the table.

"Do you remember that machine I was working on?"

"The one that you were going to test today?" Komui nodded." "What about it?"

"It exploded," Reever made a shocked face, "but I think that it may have somehow worked out in its own little way."

"How did it work out?"

"I think transported these two," Komui gestured to Lavi and I, "from a parallel world. They knew about the machine, they're wearing exorcist uniforms, and they seem to know us."

Reever was just about to open his mouth when the door suddenly burst open once again. Through the door walked a chinese boy, about my age, with messy greenish-black hair. That person has something very familiar about them, I just can't put my finger on it.

'It's Lenalee Lee'

'Oh, shut up Nea!'

'You're not the boss of me!'

'Technically I am. After all, you are sharing a body with me… I think…'

'Fine, I'll be quiet.'

'Wait a minute! How is that Lenalee? That's a guy! Nea? Hello? You still there? …Well at least you stopped talking.'

Male Lenalee somehow ended up in front of Komui's desk, "brother… There are two strange guys that were in the dining hall earlier, they're gone now but I thought I should warn you." Wow… Male Lenalee is pretty oblivious. "Now, I'm not the only one who saw them, as a matter of fact the whole dining hall has, everyone is currently on high alert. They are both around my age and both guys, well, I think the white-haired one might be a girl… But anyway, one of them has white hair and the other one red. The red-haired guy has an eye patch and a green headband. The white haired one has a scar going through his le-" Fortunately male Lenalee couldn't finish what he was saying because Komui interrupted him.

"They're standing right there." Komui pointed out to male Lenanlee.

He turned around to look at us and his eyes grew wide when he saw us. "Holy shit! Since when were they here?" Male Lenalee asked Komui, waiting for an answer, but then finally realising that we were here before him, "oh! Guess I was being oblivious as usual… Anyway, my name is Len-Lee Lee, but most people just call me Len. Sorry about the misunderstanding earlier, I wasn't trying to be rude. By the way, I'm not particularly good at telling genders apart, white-haired one, are you a boy or a girl?" The worst part is that he's actually serious.

"I'm a boy." I answered.

"I thought so. Are you new at the Order?"

Komui decided to answer for me, since I wouldn't know what to say in the first place. "Actually, Allen," he gestured towards me, "and Lavi seem to be the end result of my new inve-" Oh look, the door suddenly burst open again. What is it with that door bursting open each time? And then the whole science division entered through the doors looking refreshed and happy to start the day. They even happily greeted Komui, which was definitely a first. Having noticed the commotion around Komui's desk, the all gathered around it to hear what was happening. "Do you all want to hear?" They all nodded. "Fine then, as I was saying, Len, these two are what seems to be the end result of my experiment. No I did not create actual life."

"Wait, before you continue, let's just all take a moment to appreciate a pregnant Komui." Uh… No thank you…

"That's getting off subject… As I was saying, I was trying to invent a machine that would allow traveling to other worlds, somehow these two ended up here. Apparently they work here as exorcists, judging from their uniform. My theory is that they may be from a parallel world where things are slightly or drastically different. What do you guys suggest?" Before anyone could speak they were cut off. "Good, then we'll stick with that theory. Okay, from now on you two are working here as exorcists. Just do the exact same thing you do over where you're from and you'll be fine. Just pretend that it's your first day all over again, how does that sound?" We nodded. "Good, now after breakfast please report back to me and I'll assign you your first mission. While you go out on your missions I will try and repair my machine. You may leave."

Once again we made our way the dining hall, wondering how on earth that went so well. How Komui managed to jump the conclusion that we're from a parallel world I had no idea. Wait, if this is a parallel world, would that mean there would also be another me?

'It probably does…"

'Nea?'

'Who else?'

'I don't know. Why do you just always pop up randomly without warning?'

'Fun fact, I don't just "pop up randomly", I am always here, watching your every move, and sometimes it gets lonely just watching, so then I talk to you to make me feel less lonely.'

'I don't care how lonely you are. Just shut up!'

'Stupid nephew…'

"My, oh my! It's the new cutie and hottie! What can I do for you boys?" Female Jerry asked.

Okay! My first impression… no wait… second, or third? Whatever, I have to make a better impression that I did earlier. I bowed and introduced myself the same way I did in the other world. "My name Allen Walker, how do you do ma'am?"

"Oh wow! Not every day you get manners like these! What would you like for breakfast, I'll make you anything, because you're cute!"

"Can I please have gratin, fries, dry curry, mabo tofu, beef stew, meat pie, carpaccio, nasi goreng, chicken, potato salad, a scone, kuppa, tomyakun and rice? Then mango pudding and 20 mitarashi dango for desert please."

Female Jerry stared at me in awe. "Are you sure you can eat all that?"

"You'd be surprised at what Allen can eat." Lavi commented.

"Well, as long as you'll eat it, I'll cook it, what about you, hottie?"

"Bacon and eggs."

"Okay then, just hang in there for a while, I'll have you're breakfast ready in no time!"

This was only the start of the adventure that awaits us.

Few things you might like to know

1. THIS ISN'T A YAOI, MEANING NO YULLEN, LAVEN OR ANY OTHER PAIRING THAT I'M NOT AWARE OF

2. No definite pairings. There may be and there may not be depending how I feel about this story later

3. I'm not very good at writing first person and I noticed that I tend to shift between past tense and present tense, but the main reason I'm writing this story is to try and improve just that

Thank you for reading :P