They call me a terrorist, a murderer, a weapon. I am all of these. My name is Alex Mercer and this is the story of my life outside New York. It has been so long since I last stepped foot in New York, it had to have been about a year or two. But time has no use for me, being as I am an immortal weapon of mass destruction. Now that I came to think of it I was to blame for the second outbreak, there was no denying that. But thank God that no one knew who I was outside of New York, that's the only thing Blackwatch and Gentec are good for fucking cover-ups.

I walked for miles and miles down a highway when i saw a sign "Happy Tree Town 2 miles the town that never dies."

Happy Tree Town what the fuck kind of name is that, well it's the closest place for miles I guess.

10 minutes later I reached the out skirts of town. I glanced around admiring the strange architecture and bright colours of the various homes and shops.

What the fuck is wrong with the buildings here, were they designed by a blind man, plus the town is brighter than a baboon's arse, but I guess it will do.

I walked around the town for a while observing the towns layout, it was strange everything just seemed out of place. Out of nowhere I heard an ear-piercing scream. I followed the source until I came to an ally where I saw a pink chipmunk being stabbed repeatedly by two green racoons.

I stared into her eyes as the life slowly faded. I'd never seen the life drain from someone before; my kills were always quick and mostly painless. It took about five minutes for the poor girl to finally depart, this was new to me I never really realised how long it actually too for someone to die. I cleared my throat catching the attention of the duo.

Hello there he said. My name is Shifty and over there is my brother Lifty.

Are you sorry? I said.

What? Asked Shifty.

Are you fucking sorry for killing her. I said becoming enraged.

Shifty turned to his brother and shrugged. No not at all its fun he said very dull.

So, I guess it will be fun to kill you two pricks. I said with an ice-cold voice.

You kill us don't make me laugh asshole. Said Shifty.

I walked up to Shifty and without warning punched him in the face. I then grabbed his arm and took him to the ground and then kicked the back of his arm making it snap backwards. Making him scream in agony. Out of nowhere Lifty stabbed me in the back of my shoulder; this had no affect on me what so ever. I pulled the knife out and dropped it on the ground and turned to Lifty. I had no idea what came over me at this point, it was like an animistic rage. I tackled him to the ground and started biting chunks out of his face and spitting them to the side. He screamed in pain and his brother watched on in horror as I took away his face bite by bite. By the end there were only small amounts of skin still remaining. But I still was not done with him; to finish him off I dug my index and middle finger into his eye sockets making him scream even louder and then ripped the top of his skull off making him go silent.

I then turned my attention back to Shifty with a crazed look on my blood soaked face. Oh, come on man you don't have to do this, just leave me and we can forget all about this he said thinking of what I was going to do to him.

Now why would I do that after all you kill for fun and so do I. I said with a blood soaked smile.

I walked up to Shifty and picked up knife that I had dropped earlier and drove it into his stomach and cut it wide open. I reached inside and pulled out his various insides and started to stuff them in Shifty's mouth leaving the major organs as not to kill him right away. I then held his mouth shut and watched him try to spit them out and vomit.

Come on now big boys swallow their food I mocked. All I heard was a bunch of muffled pleads and screams. I watched him as he bled out/choked to death and to be honest I liked it. This had to be the most brutal way I had killed someone.

I looked at the mangled remains of the two brothers and in all honesty I liked it and was proud. But my vision was drawn to the pink chipmunk's lifeless body on the ground. I'm sorry for what they did to you I said to the corpse. I placed a finger in the pool of blood surrounding her and consumed it.

*Memory*

Giggles was walking down the street when out of nowhere she was hit with a bat and knocked out cold. When she came to she was in an ally with Lifty and Shifty.

Hello sexy said Shifty.

Oh god what do you two fucking asshole's want she said clearly annoyed.

They both did their signature laugh. We want your fine little body. I want to see what you look like out of those cloths take them off now said Lifty holding the knife up to her neck.

What no I have a boyfriend she said shoving them slightly back. I would rather die than have any of you touch me.

Well suit yourself bitch. We`ll just kill you and then have our way with you I prefer it when they don't fight back no chance you getting away.

Shifty then drove his knife into her stomach over and over. The last thing she saw was a shadowy figure coming up behind them.

I could feel the anger boiling over inside. Those sick bastards, I'm glad I made you two fuckers suffer.

I didn't even want to consume these two God only knows what other heinous things they have done and i didn't want that shit bouncing around in my head. So instead I threw them in a dumpster where they belonged. But before I threw Lifty in, I decided to turn my hands into the claws and carve a chunk of his fur off and wipe my face off. Once I was done I threw it in the dumpster.

5 minutes later I came to a diner. But although I didn't eat food anymore I just wanted a place to go because it started raining. When I walked in I was met with a bunch of glare. My god I just wanted to turn my hand into the blade and just slice and dice every fucker in there but I restrained myself.

Hello there and welcome to the happy tree diner. The sudden voice brought me back to reality. Can I show you to your seat said the hostess?

Yes, why thank you. You know you have an awful strong southern accent I remarked.

Yea I suppose moved here from Texas about a year ago i don't really plan on loosing it any time soon she smiled, And you?

Hmmm what about me?.

Well your new around here aren't ya.

Yea but how did you know.

Oh it's a small town everyone knows each other round here. So, what can I get ya doll.

A glass of water would be fine.

Ok I'll be right back and by the way my name is Emma. She said before walking away and blowing a kiss.

I gave a small smile at the affection, kind of made me feel human again. I sat there for a while thinking about my past experiences, and all the faces I'd seen and cut off. How my life ever became what it was today. That stupid fucking virus he thought to himself.

Suddenly I felt a hand being placed on my shoulder. I have been looking for you for a while now Alex said the stranger.

I started shifting my mass to his arm under the table, preparing to cut down who I assumed was a Blackwatch soldier. Alex turned to see who it was but was surprised by the figure before him.

Flippy holy shit is that you. I was in utter amazement.

You got that right motha fucka. He said with a smile.

Jesus Christ, I haven't seen you since you went to military school and I went to work for how have you been?

Well as you know I went to military school trained there for a while and then I eventually got deployed. I did hope to get transferred to New York for blackwatch and hopefully work by your side.

Flippy trust me you wouldn't have wanted to work for them. I said just thinking of all the shit that they did.

And why not? The pays good isn't it. Said Flippy.

Yea it is but it's not all about the money, Blackwatch was nothing but a corrupt group that killed the innocent. You wouldn't have wanted that.

Is that why you left, was Gentec corrupt too. Said Flippy.

Worse they experimented on innocent civilians. Changing them into grotesque monsters or even using them as bait. Just talking about it made my blood boil. Can we just change the subject please?

Yea, yea sure. So do you have a girlfriend. He asked.

No I've been too busy moving around the place never had time for anyone but myself. What about you got a lady in your life?

Yea I do her names Petunia and she works here.

Really where is she now?.

She works in the back on the grill.

Suddenly Emma came back. Here you go doll, here's your water and a plate of pancakes compliments of table 9.

I turned around to see three girls sitting there waving, I smiled and waved back making them squeal with delight.

Looks like you're a hit with the ladies Al. He said.

Yea I guess so. I steered at the pancakes as if they were alien. I don't know if I can eat this. To be honest I didn't know what would happen if I ate them I haven't eaten since I got infected with the virus.

Go on Alex just have a little bite, don't want to disappoint the girls said Flippy.

I cut up the pancake and took a bite. Alex could feel my stomach trying to digest the pancake. I had never ever felt this before there was defiantly something wrong. Fuck this was a bad idea I said to himself.

I stumbled out of his seat and struggled to stand on my own feet; to me it felt like the room was spinning. I could hear Flippy calling my name and telling people to call an ambulance it all just seemed to echo through my head. I then started to cough up some kind of black liquid and then I collapsed and blacked out.