Author's note: Okay guys, this is my first fanfiction. The idea for this story came when I was looking at a fanfic generator. I hope you guys like it. P.S. This is planned out to be a oneshot but tell me if you want me to make more chapters.

Indiana Jones was listening to his theme song while driving away from the Nazis. Typical. "Stoppen Sie alte Stück Scheiße!" The Nazis shouted at him. "NEVER!" shouted Indiana, now flooring the pedal and going way beyond the normal speed limit. The Nazis also flooring it were catching up to Indiana at a quick pace and getting into firing range. Indiana could now feel the bullets just flying by him. All of a sudden on the horizon he saw a portal of some sort open up. "What is that?" Indiana whispered to himself.

Gordon Freeman speeds through the portal losing the Combine. Phew they are finally gone Gordon thought to himself. What Gordon didn't see was another car speeding toward him. This is gonna suck. Gordon Thought just as the cars collided.

"Stoppen Sie den Wagen zu stoppen die Autos!" The Nazis screamed. But in attempting to stop they swerved off of a high hill that held only their doom.

Miraculously neither Indiana nor Gordon suffered any major injuries. "Damn headache ow." Indiana goaned as he got out of his car. Gordon was also in pain though he didn't make any sound. When Indiana got out of his car he inspected Gordon's car, What a piece of crap. Indiana thought looking at the makeshift car. Then seeing Gordon he walked up to him. "I have three questions for you. Who are you, why did you crash into me, and why did you come out of a damn portal!" Indiana screamed at Gordon in anger. Gordon however didn't speak. "I'm talking to you!" Indiana Jones said firmly. Gordon then pulled out his pistol unexpectedly. "Hey now we can talk this out." Said Indiana surprised. Pointing his gun at the ground many times until a message could be read saying I can't talk. " You can't speak?" Indiana asked. Gordon nodded his head. "Well that sure complicates things." Indiana spoke now wondering what to do next.