Ok so this is my first Naruto fanfiction... Well my first any fanfiction, so please feel free to tell me of any mistakes!

Warning - Rated M! Yuri, Yaoi and Hetro Relationships ahead!

Disclaimer - I do not own Naruto... But you already knew that! :)

It was seven o'clock and the night was dark. The crescent moon barely illuminated The Hidden Leaf Village, but that didn't stop the party from being in full swing. It was Naruto Uzumaki's 16th birthday and things couldn't get any better.

The group of sixteen were partying like crazy. There was loud music pumping through the speakers and some of the older ninja's were drinking sake. Although some of the younger ones were sneaking some sips every now and again, no one was drunk yet.

Suddenly the music stopped and everyone looked up at Jiraiya who was holding the plug to the CD player in his hand. Clearing his throat he said, "Why don't we play a game I just invented?"

Squinting his eyes accusingly, Naruto said, "What kind of game, Pervy Sage?"

Laughing loading Jiraiya exclaimed, "I'm glad you asked that Naruto! For you see, in this game everyone draws a number. Then each pair will go off to a separate room for an hour and do whatever they like", grinning madly he continued, "The idea of the game is to make out with someone who you normally wouldn't, and if you don't at least kiss, then you can't come back to the party." Jiraiya then immediately got to work on writing the numbers and placed them in a hat.

After a short pause Naruto yelled, "Hey! Pervy Sage! You just want to get at it with someone younger then you!"

Silently laughing to himself, Jiraiya kept a straight face and said, "What on earth do you mean Naruto? I am simply trying to make this party fun for everyone." Smiling innocently he then held the hat up, "Now everyone get in line and pick out a number!"

Reluctantly Naruto got in line and slowly reached into the hat, all the while glaring at Jiraiya. Taking his number to the side of the room he slowly opened the folded piece of paper to reveal a one.

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