Lily Evans' Guide to the Marauders
Hey, I'm Lily, an unfortunate victim of befriending the Marauders. Hopefully, you will never possess the insanity to be their friend, but if you ever do, there's some things you need to know about them first:
Entry 1 BreakfastBreakfast, the best meal of the day, right? WRONG! Unless of course, you would rather wear your eggs, French toast, and pumpkin juice.
I recall from my first year when I first sat with the boys. I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I sat beside James that day. It was during the second course when the madness began. I dropped my fork, so I ducked under the table to retrieve it.
When I sat back, it was disaster. Syrup and eggs were flying back and forth across the table. To no one's surprise, James and Sirius were the only ones throwing the food.
I opened my mouth to yell myself hoarse at them, but a few pieces of French toast flew into my mouth. I glared at Sirius from across the table.
"Oh stuff it Evans, we're having fun," he said. Before I could react, James threw scrambled eggs on my shirt and on my lap. Remus, Peter, and I had finally convinced the idiots to stop, as several students were firing complaints.
From that day on, I always pack an extra set of clothes in my bag to change into to save me a trip to the common room. Even though this is my seventh year now, I still remain cautious of Dumb and Dumber.
TIP:
Sit as far away from Sirius and James as you possibly can; this applies to lunch and dinner too. If you want clean clothes, I suggest you sit beside either Remus or Peter. Sitting across from James or Sirius isn't very safe either.
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