Title: Of Missions and Agents
Rating: M (In future chappies~)
Disclaimer: Why the hell would I write this story if I owned Naruto?
Pairing: SasuNaru
Word Count: 2049 words (Not including Intro and A/N)
Warning: AU, some characters will be OOC at times, yaoi, and has side pairings
A/N: Thnx for choosing to read this! I can't guarantee you'll 'love' it but if you do, then.. ^_^!
Enjoy the story and this will be loooooooooooong I think.. I'll decide later..
GUIDE:-
"Walkie-talkie"
"Normal speech"
'Thoughts'
Flashbacks
-sfx-
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CHAPTER 1: MISSION 538
"Sasuke I wanna sleeeeeeep.." whined a very irritated blond through the walkie-talkie.
"No." replied a certain raven.
"But this is boring! And you're more than capable of doing it yourself!"
"Well, do you -munch- want me to blow -munch- myself up?"
"...I hate you.."
"Love you -munch- too. Now where does -munch- this -munch- go..?"
"Sasuke if you screw this up I will shoot you from my position right now! And stop eating those stupid sticks when I'm talking to you!"
"...-munch-"
"GAH! TEME!"
Agent No.: 011
Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Gender: Male
Age: 15
Blood Type: O-
Position: Offense/Defense
Chosen Weapon: All types of guns
Strength: Agility
Weakness: Blood
Likes: ...too many to list..
Dislikes: ..too many to list..
Loves: Agent No.010
Hates: ..Agent No. 010..
"Naruto will you calm down? You're making me lose my focus.."
"As if! Check the manual again!"
"But it doesn't have any pictures... That's boring.."
"-the sound of Naruto's gun cocking-"
"Alright alright.. I got it.."
Agent No.: 010
Name: Uchiha Sasuke
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Blood Type: AB+
Position: Offense/Defense
Chosen Weapon: Crossbow (Currently trying to master guns..)
Strength: Precision
Weakness: ...will be stated when answer has been aquired..
Likes: Pocky
Dislikes: Agent No. 001
Loves: Agent No. 011
Hates: ..Agent No. 001..
'The manual sucks... Who reads this crap? Oh shit.. Gotta apologize to Neji later..'
Somewhere in HQ
Neji abruptly stopped in front of the meeting room, alerting both Gaara and Lee. "What's wrong Neji?"
Neji stayed silent before looking at the two of them, "I don't know why but I think someone is discriminating my manual again.."
Back to Agent 010 and Agent 011..
'Okay.. Put the ejector rod here.. then the other thingy here.. and..'
"I think I got it Naruto! And the target has just moved out of the building..!"
"Good.. I'll take out the 2 pawns.. You take out the boss got it?"
"Yeah yeah.."
Sasuke positioned himself on the edge of the building with his newly built gun waiting for the perfect shot. His position was higher than Naruto, making it a wee bit difficult for Sasuke to get a head shot. As he saw both pawns being taken down, Sasuke immediately took the initiative to shoot down the boss.
"Here we go.. -sound of gunshot- "
The man tumbled but got up a few seconds later; panicking as his two bodyguards stayed lifeless on the ground.
"Sasuke! It only grazed him! Try again!"
Sasuke took a closer look using his binoculars. He knew he had shot right just now.. Unless the gun had a defect.. 'Calculating the distance from where I intended to shoot him and the spot where it grazed him on his cheek, then the bullet must've sidetracked 10cm to the left. That would mean I have to shoot purposely 10cm off-target.. Let's see...'
With a renowned position, Sasuke tried again. This time his shot landed perfectly. So he had been right.. The target's limp form brought a smirk across Sasuke's face. 'Stupid man.. Making us hunt for him.. Che'! Serves him right.'
"Good job Sasuke. Send a report to Neji and let's go to Kiba's party!"
"Dobe.. It's 12.34am.."
"Yup! Kiba's party will last the entire day! C'mon, I don't wanna be the last one to wish him Happy Birthday!"
"-sigh- Kiba was born at exactly 09.56am.. We have at least 9 hours before his 'actual' birthday.."
"But Sasukeeeee!"
"Fine fine.. I'll go see Neji first.."
'Damn.. I have to go send Neji the report..' Sasuke couldn't help the shiver running down his spine as he recalled the last time he insulted or even mistreated 'Neji's Property' whether Neji was there or not.. Surely he deserved a punch for insulting the manual Neji took 10 months worth of research writing, but the fact that Neji KNEW he insulted was the scary part..
"Mission 538: Assassination of Head of Maho Company completed... Guess they must've bribed a lot of money to end up on our list of missions.."
"What was that Sasuke?"
"Nothing dobe. You go back first. I'll see ya at the party."
"Kay! Don't be late!"
"...-munch-"
"God I just wanna shoot you from here..!"
Sasuke chuckled. Teasing Naruto had always made him smile. Sasuke suddenly felt a change of temperature from the movements of the wind. The raven's eyes widened as he repositioned himself at the roof, aiming his gun at the building Naruto was on. That was when he saw a black figure barely a few metres behind Naruto.
"NARUTO LOOK OUT! -sound of gunshots-"
Sasuke managed to aim at the shadowy figure but whoever he was, he definitely had speed to escape 5 fixed shots.
"What the hell was that for genius?"
"Someone's on the roof with you, moron!"
Naruto never doubted Sasuke when it came to his specialty. Sasuke could accurately calculate distance and timing and even detect unknown presence using the mere temperature and wind movements. Therefore, Naruto immediately started to frantically search around the rooftop. But the search was proven fruitless...
"There's no one here okay? Let's just call it a night, send the report and head to the party.."
Sasuke could hear fear in Naruto's voice as though he was afraid if the intruder might surprise him from nowhere. As much as Sasuke would just love to blow the entire building (after Naruto's out) just to make sure that whatever that was on the roof was dead, Naruto had proven that no one was there. Sasuke sighed in defeat and started packing up.
"Just be careful on your way out.."
"Aww.. Sasuke cares!"
"..I hate you.."
"Love you too!"
Neither had realized that in another building, sitting comfortably on a chair was a man who had a wide smirk across his face as he watched both his prey retreating from their successful mission.
"Let the games begin.."
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The drive back to HQ was a quiet one. The blond and raven had nothing to say to each other. Surely this would be the first time that Naruto had wanted to accompany Sasuke to send the report instead of having dinner or go to a party first but that didn't mean Naruto had to act like a log in the passenger seat.
"What's wrong Naruto?"
Naruto visibly flinched at his name being used by Sasuke with that tone. The tone that clearly says,'If you don't answer me, I'll take my crossbow and make you my sole target for life'.
"I-It's just that.. You've never been wrong about..presences.. So, what if we're being targeted again or something?"
"-sigh-.. I've been wrong before okay?"
'Well.. No I haven't.. And I know I felt something. Heck, I saw it and even shot at it 5 fucking times! But I can't scare Naruto.. He looks terrified already.. He's probably being haunted by the past again... Damn! Gotta think about something else! Change the topic...!'
"I think Neji is gonna punch me..", Sasuke rolled his eyes.
Immediately, Naruto's eyes brighten and he gave a cocky grin, "Let me guess.. You insulted his manual again didn't you?"
"Not out loud.."
"It doesn't matter cuz Neji has the sixth sense!"
"That's what scares me.."
MODIFIED VERSION
Agent No.: 010
Name: Uchiha Sasuke
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Blood Type: AB+
Position: Offense/Defense
Chosen Weapon: Crossbow and a 10cm-Off-Target Gun(?)
Strength: Precision
Weakness: People with sixth sense.. (XD)
Likes: Pocky
Dislikes: Agent No.001
Loves: Agent No. 011
Hates: ..Agent No. 001..
After entering the HQ, Sasuke was greeted with a solid punch by none other than Neji... Naruto just stepped over Sasuke's limp form and happily greeted Neji, "Hi Neji! Here's the report!"
Neji fixed his composure before glancing at the blond agent, "Thank you Naruto.."
Agent No.: 109
Name: Hyuuga Neji
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Blood Type: B+
Position: -Head of South Branch- / Researcher
Chosen Weapon: Fists
Strength: Forensic genius / Has sixth sense..
Weakness: ..will be stated when aquired..
Likes: Staying in the lab
Dislikes: Untidiness
Loves: Agent No. 217 and Agent No. 064
Hates: People who discriminate/insult/mistreat 'Neji's Property'
Neji glared at Sasuke before leaving to file the report. Naruto helped Sasuke up before walking to their room. Naruto plopped himself on the bed the same way Sasuke had plopped by his side. Both let out a groan as they finally felt their energy being drained after going on a mission for 4 days straight with less than 3 hours worth of resting... Apparently, Italians love hiding.. Researching and hunting for the head of the Maho Company has been proven extremely difficult... Usually it only took Sasuke and Naruto less than 6 hours to find the target and dispose of them..
After a few minutes, Naruto turned to his side to look at Sasuke before asking drowsily, "Nee, Sasuke?"
"What is it dobe?"
Sasuke was just staring at the ceiling waiting for Naruto's question that never came. Sasuke rolled to his side only to meet Naruto's sleeping form, snoring lightly.
"-sigh- You're an idiot you know that? I could've sworn you would've asked about Kiba's party or something.. Oh well. We'll go after we rest, okay?", Sasuke kissed Naruto's forehead before getting off their bed.
Sasuke opened the closet and took out Naruto's pajamas to dress Naruto up himself. Sasuke smirked at seeing Naruto's pout when Sasuke shifted him to take his clothes off and put new ones on. After doing so, Sasuke tucked Naruto in before retreating to the showers. Sasuke's tensed muscles finally relaxed as the warm water washed over him. The raven slowly traced the tatoo-like scar at his neck.. Naruto had one too.. A bigger one circulating his belly button. Both had been because of the huge backfire in their mission a few years back.. Their first mission.. It was the only reason why they had moved from the main HQ to the one they were in now.
Sasuke tried to clear his mind. Now was not the time to think about the past. After cleansing his body, Sasuke wiped himself dry before putting on some night attire and joining Naruto in bed. Hopefully what he saw on the roof behind Naruto was nothing of importance. Obviously Naruto is reacting towards the incident. The raven glanced worriedly at Naruto before choosing to stare at his gun that was thrown to the corner of the room by himself when they had entered the room. It took a while for Sasuke to realize what Neji meant 5 days ago...
-Flashback-
"Neji, I want a gun for myself.."
"Why? Low on arrows?"
"..."
"-sigh- Fine. I'll give you a specially made one before your mission tomorrow.. But you have to put it together yourself. Here's the manual." And with that Neji gave Sasuke a green manual book labeled 'Guns for Geniuses'.
'Is this suppose to be ..insulting..?'
The next day Sasuke and Naruto waited for Neji to arrive with Sasuke's new gun. When he did arrive, Sasuke glared at him heatedly before raising a questioning eyebrow.
"Good luck on your mission guys! And Sasuke, what's with that heated glare?"
"-sigh- I asked for a gun yesterday Neji.."
"Ah, yes! Hold on.."
Sasuke and Naruto's eyes followed Neji's track back into HQ only to widen in shock when Neji entered the storeroom where useless or rejected weapons were stored. Neji came back to see Naruto gaping and Sasuke fuming. Knowing both had seen where he went, Neji sighed before facing Sasuke.
"Listen Sasuke. Only you can use this gun. No one else can. It's not exactly hard to put together. Just read the manual and you'll do fine.."
Sasuke reluctantly took the bag filled with parts of the gun before saying goodbye and ushering Naruto out of the HQ.
-Flashback End-
Sasuke sighed. Well, at least it didn't blew up or anything.. Neji had used his speciality as an aset for the gun to work.. There was nothing wrong with the gun except for its 10cm off-target feature.. But it made sense. Only he would be able to adjust his shooting to shoot right on target. Sasuke groaned tiredly before snuggling into the blankets and wrapping one arm around Naruto's torso. Naruto responded by rolling over and hugging Sasuke back; smiling happily while burying his face comfortably in Sasuke's chest. With one last look at Naruto's content and peaceful face, Sasuke finally drifted himself into the realm of dreams.
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A/N: Yes they share a bed! I'll clear up their relationship later k? Again, thnx for reading! \^O^/
Fun Facts: The '-' and '+' of a blood type is vitally important. For example A+ is compatible with A+ and A- but A- is only compatible with A-. For more facts feel free to do your own research (googling)! Oh yeah and only O- is the 'universal donor' while AB+ is the 'universal recipient!'