Second story, and this one's not a oneshot. Yaay! ahem 'Pologies that the first chapter's so short; I'll try and mae the next one longer XD

Sasuke groaned inwardly. "You should take a day off from training," Kakashi had said. "Even ninjas need breaks, you know?"

What Kakashi didn't know was that Sasuke with a day off meant running at top speed for hours on end with a horde of crazed, hormonal females on his heels. Which was, of course, what ended up trapping him in his house, bored as heck and staring out the window in the hopes that the girls would give up and leave.

They didn't.

"Sasuke!"

"Sasuke-kun!"

Another groan of frustration. He buried his face in his arms. Why wouldn't those stupid fangirls go away! They would be the death of him, someday. And he was so, so bored. Deciding that perhaps if he was out of sight they would grow tired of waiting, Sasuke stomped over to his expansive bedroom and lay on the pristine white sheets of the bed. Presently he drifted off; sleepily he supposed running for your life takes a toll on one's stamina.

Sasuke had a strange-and-yet-interesting dream. He was at a festive fair of some type, with a sign above him carrying the obvious message "FUN LAND" in bright colors. There were others there, too, but they were not quite as he'd expect. They were short, stocky, and pastel-colored hamsters. I mean really. Since when did Sasuke dream about hamsters?Regardless, he soon noticed little hearts floating about the pair's heads and grimaced. There was, however, a hamster that caught his interest. It was funnily dressed as if it were Halloween, and it went around with a little pitchfork, stabbing at the little floating hearts. The hamsters took absolutely no notice of him and turned on one another, stomping off angrily. Sasuke snickered. This, however, caught the attention of the costumed hamster, and it ran towards him. Surprised, he stepped back, only to have the hamster (he now noticed it looked suspiciously like Gaara) jump on him. Sasuke supposed the "wake up before you land" rule also went for "wake up before the crazy hamster stabs you with a pitchfork," because he suddenly snapped awake.

"Hey, Sasuke! What's wrong? You look pretty awful," came a voice Sasuke didn't recognize. He sat up, and his eyes settled on a rugged figure. It was short, stocky, and pastel colored…

"You! What the h- …Jiraiya?" He squinted. Yes, the hamster (he must still be dreaming) in front of him resembled the toad sage Naruto had trained under before the Chunin exams. Said hamster looked at him quizzically.

"Err… yes, but how'd you know my middle name? I'm Boss, remember?"

Sasuke stared, then decided to go along with it. "Yes. Well. What do you want?"

"I need you to do a favor for me. Come downstairs and I'll tell you about it." The hamster left via the pink-carpeted stairs. Sasuke shrugged and jumped out of the bed. Deciding he'd had enough of this dream, he pinched himself. No effect. He looked down and saw he had claws.

And fur.

Looking in a mirror, he saw he was short, stocky, and pastel-colored.

"AAAAAAAAAARGH!"