LOL i loved making this is was sooooo much fun!!!!!! i hope you guys enjoy reading this as much i had fun making !!!!

disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!! like seriously if i did i'd be stinking rich right now!!

40 Ways to annoy naruto

1. Take all of his ramen and burn it

2. Burn it while he is strapped to a pole

3. Run bitch run when he escapes

4. Show him a picture of sasuke and sakura kissing

5. Show a picture of him and sasuke kissing

6. Cast a genjutsu that makes him forget where ichiraku is

7. You might wanna repeat number 3

8. Ask him how the demon inside him is.

9. Ask him how his family is

10. Take his konoha forehead protector

11. When he asks why you took it, tell him hes not fit to be a ninja

12. Lock him in a room with a big screen tv showing a video of sasuke and sakura kissing

13. Run like he'll while laughing evily

14. Paint his room pink

15. Hide all his ninja weapons and replace them with origami ones

16. Lay a trap in his room. So when he stands up in the morning he will have a pie thrown to his face.

17. Tell him that you know who his real parents and then when he's about to hear it, run! Run like hell

18. Dress him up in a bunny costume and laugh when akamaru chases him

19. Pants him in front of every girl in the village

20. Change his orange jumpsuits to pink jumpsuits

21. Take a picture of him hugging his precious teddy bear

22. Post it on the Internet

23. Run like there's no tomorrow

24. Give him a coupon for free ramen and when he almost has his grasp on it, run and let him chase yu around the freaking big village and then hide

25. Make his hair look like sasuke hair

26. Then point at him and say haha you have chicken butt hair like sasuke!!!

27. Run really really fast when naruto and sasuke chase you around the village

28. Die his hair completely bright blue like electric blue hair

29. Sign him up for therapy sessions(a/n: oh you know he needs one)

30. Enroll him back into the academy

31. Tie him to a tree at 6 am in the morning and eat ramen before his eyes

32. Watch him beg plead and scream to be let go

33. Say no and keep eating

34. Tell him he's gonna grow old like his sensei jiraiya

35. Run

36. Use the henge jutsu to transform into him and copy everything he does

37. Say to him that sakura and sasuke's are getting married

38. Watch him freak out!

39. Run like hell is chasing you

40. After all this say to him it was all a joke and then disappear in a puff of smoke.

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IF you do gaara will give you a cookie X3