Murphy's Law
Summary: What happens when you meet someone who tells you that everything you've ever know was because was not only a lie, but a deception that goes back centuries. M/M. Mpreg. Not everything is as it seems.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, or any other characters that I may have borrowed.
Warnings: Slight Dumbledore bashing, M/M don't like don't read!! Major Ron and Hermione bashing. Ignoring OOTP, HBP, and DH.
Pairings: Not sure. It's a tossup between Draco/Harry, Lucius/Harry, Severus/Harry, Voldemort (Tom)/Harry, or Blaise/Harry. Let me know which you think would work best!!!
'Blah'=Thoughts
/Blah/=Parstletounge
"Blah"=English
Blah=Telepathic Link
Chapter One: The Awaking
'Why does all this crap have to happen to me?!' Harry thought angrily to himself as he walked into the darkened park.
Walking past the playground equipment, Harry headed toward the surrounding woods. After a few minutes of walking amongst the silent trees, Harry found what he was looking for. A wooden swing sat desolate in the darkened woods. One of the swings lay on the ground, moss covering a good portion of the wooded seat. The remaining swing swung with a creak as a breath of wind pushed it toward where Harry was standing.
Smiling, Harry walked over towards the remaining swing and sat down.
'This is so much better. No Dursley's, no Malfoy, no Snape. Just me and utter silence.'
/Massster? /
"Wha-?!" Harry gasped, startled as he fell backwards off the swing.
"Oww…"
Harry slowly sat up, rubbing the back of his head.
/Massster. Isss thhat you? /
"Huh?" Harry blinked as a shadow passed over his head. Looking up Harry came face to face with red-violet eyes.
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/Ssstupid humansss! Iff only my Masster were hhere, you would be dhead ffor injhuring me!! Hssss/ She hissed as she wove her way through bushes.
/I whonder. What sshall I ehat tonight…./ She questioned herself as she began entering the woods that surrounded the park. After a few minutes of searching, she came across a mouse. Once she had finished her meal, she decided to head back to her den. That was when she saw him. A human.
/What isss a human dhoing hhere?/ She pondered as she changed her direction in order to follow the human that had wondered into her woods. She watched as he made his way deeper and deeper into the woods. It wasn't long after that that she watched as the human sat down upon moving sticks. (A/N: She's a snake, I don't think she knows what a swing is.)
As she moved closer, she acquired a better look at the human and froze. 'He looks just like-' she thought as a strong gust of wind carried the human's sent her way. 'That scent!' She knew that scent. Vanilla and cinnamon. 'Master's scent! He's alive!!' She thought excitedly.
Slowly she approached the human. Lifting her body, so that she was eye to eye with him she asked, /Massster?/
"Wha-?!"
She watched as her Master fell backwards off of the moving stick.
"Oww…" Her Master said as he slowly sat up.
/Masster. Isss thhat you?/ she asked, leaning over the moving stick in order to tower over the human.
"Huh?" the human blinked.
The human raised his head, she watched as they came face to face with each other. 'Black as night hair, Emerald jewels for eyes. He is Master!!' she thought happily.
/Masster, it isss sso good to sssee you ahgain!!/ she hissed happily as her Master sat up completely.
Her Master frowned.
/Masster? I am sssorry. I dho nhot underssstand./ her Master said shaking his head slowly.
She tilted her head to the side. 'Doesn't he remember me?'
/Dhon't you rehmember me?/ She asked aloud.
/Remember what?/
She paused, thinking.
/Did you ever fly with wingsss?/ She questioned.
She watched as her Masters eyes flashed crimson red. If snakes could smile, she would have looked like a cat that just caught a canary.
/Of coursssse I did! You sssilly ssserpent!! How else could I have lived after my I was thrown off of that blasted cliff!!!/
She snickered, which ended up sounding like a brutal hiss.
The human before her froze. His eyes widened as he realized what he had said.
/Sssee? You are my Masster. You just dhon't rehmember./
The human sighed sadly.
/Why can't things in my life be normal?!/ She hissed-laughed at his outburst.
/What'sss you name?/
She looked back at him again.
/My nhame's Arthemisss. What iss your nhame?/
The human smiled, /Harry. Harry James Potter./
/Hello Massster Harry. It would ssseem thhat time hasss changed your nhame oncce more./ Artemis said.
/What do you mean?/ Harry asked intrigued. Artemis laughed.
/It meansss that you were rebhorn oncce again, but with a different nhame./
/Oh./
/Though,/
/Yesss?/
/-the ssstrhange thhing isss thhat the last time you rehmembered./
/I did?/ Harry asked.
/Oh, yessss./ Artemis replied nodding her triangular head up and down. /You rehmembered thhe other livesss. But thisss time you have forhgotten. Hhow strhange./
/I guesss I have./ Harry replied thoughtful. /What doesss it mean?/
/It meansss thhat sssomeone hasss intherfered and put a sspell upon you to keep you from rehmembering./ Artemis replied.
/But who would do sssuch a thing?/ Harry asked angrily that someone was once more trying to dictate his life.
/Can you think of nho one Masster?/ Artemis asked as she watched as anger flashed a crossed his face. She continued to watch as fear, hurt, understanding, and rage flashed in Harry's eyes.
/Dumbledore!!!!/ Harry hissed angrily.
'How DARE he interfere with my life. AGAIN!!!!' Harry thought as he wished for nothing more but for Dumbledore to just drop dead.
/Dhumblydoor?/ Artemis asked questionably.
/Yesss. He'ssss a lying, manipulative basstard! He'sss been messing with my life sssince I wasss born!!/ Harry said as he remembered all the times Dumbledore had messed with his life.
/Yesss. Thhat ssoundsss right./ Artemis agreed.
/Isss there a way to sssee if he did cassst a sspell on me?/
/Yesss. Whould you like to ssssee?/
/…….yesss. I want to remember./
/Very whell. Hold ssstill then./
Harry nodded his head.
Artemis said something that Harry couldn't understand. Slowly, Harry started to glow a bluish-green color. Indicating that there was indeed a spell cast upon him stopping him from remembering. Artemis scowled, 'This isn't going to be pretty.' She looked at Harry, silently asking to continue. Harry nodded.
{BEGONE}
With a flash Harry's world was turned upside down. Harry gasped as the world around him darkened, pain shouting throughout his body. It soon became too much and Harry passed out.
'I hope he won't hate me for that.' Artemis thought as she watched her Master fall to the ground unconscious.
A/N: End of Chapter 1. The reason that Harry and Artemis speak differently is because I tried to give Artemis a slight Romanian accent, I don't think it worked. I hope to up-date the second chapter within a week. Review!!! Flames are welcome!!! The help keep the homeless worm at night!!! X3
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