Author: Tenko
Title: The MIB?!
Summary: What would happen if the MIB (Men In Black)existed in
DBZ world and they found out some of the Z warriors were unregistered
aliens...?
Disclaimer: DBZ belongs to Funimation, Akira Toriyama, and a
whole bunch of other Japanese ppl, MIB belongs to...anyone but me! I own
nothing but my papier-mâché life size Mirai Trunks...hehe!
A/N: This messed up idea hit me when I saw a preview for the
animated MIB series (I was watching the new CC on WB2, a Denver channel). I've seen this idea done with Pokemon, Card
Captors and a whole bunch of other stuff...and know that I found that out just
about two seconds ago when I did a search to see if anyone had done THIS
idea. I hope it's original! ^!^ I don't
know where is going...but I'm pretty sure it gonna be funny; let's hope! This is purely something I wrote when I was
extremely hyper so it may seem a little incoherent! This is an A/U so
pretend with me that Goku's alive!
Over at the Capsule Corporation HQ...
One bright
sunny day nothing at all really happened, but that night something did! The moon (which I hear Piccolo destroyed...*shrugs*
I never saw earlier DBZ, so ON WITH MY LUNACY--er--FIC)cast a pale glow of
reflected sunlight down upon the Earth illuminating the Capsule Corp. HQ where
young Chibi Trunks and his daddy Vegeta were spending quality father son bonding
time...beating the shit out of each other--awwww, how sweet!
"Now
I'm going to go over this one more time, son, so listen this time!" Vegeta
called to his son with little patience from the other side of the gravity
machine.
"Yeah
I'm listening, Dad!" Six year old Chibi Trunks said more interested in
staring at his father's receding hair-line. 'If he was born with the same
hair he had now...he was born with a receding hair-line...wow! Father's really
something special to be so old when he's just born!' Chibi Trunks thought
while his father explained what was gonna happen.
"...NOW
HIT ME!" Vegeta yelled!
"Whaa...why
would I do that, Dad?" Vegeta slapped his forehead and sweatdropped.
"Just
do it...and I won't tell your mom about that vase..." Trunks eyes widened
as he launched at his father who was now a Super Saiyan (Trunks is too). Vegeta avoided Trunks blows except for one
which hit him right in the nose! Vegeta recoiled and hit Trunks right back! He
did exactly what he (Trunks) did in the Junior Division tape when Veggie first
finds out he's a Super Saiyan, so I'm not gonna explain!
~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hmmm,
where did they get the human skins?! That big one's got some hair-do!"
"Agent
J, they appear to be killing each other.
They are unregistered aliens that appear to be hostile, proceed with
extreme caution!"
"Gotcha,
K!"
"GO!"
"Hey,
uh K?"
"What is it Slick?"
"How
does this sleeping gas work again? I pull the pin like a grenade and what
now?"
"THROW
IT YOU MORON!"
"Ooo,
I got it!" Agent J threw the sleeping gas grenade.
~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dry
your tears, I don't want Bulma yelling at me all night about your sniveling
behavior!" Vegeta snapped and then mumbled, "It interferes with my
sex life..."
"What
did you say, Dad?"
"Uhh...er...NOTHING!"
Suddenly one of the windows shattered and the gravity room hissed &
crackled as it returned the gravity to Earth's normal level.
"What
the FUCK?!"
"Awwww,
Daddy has a potty moutthhh!" Chibi Trunks marveled and Vegeta face faulted. Neither of them noticed the creepy green 'fog'
floating around.
"Wow,
I feel a light a-and sprrrringyyy..." Vegeta said dreamily with his head
bobbling. With that, the two Saiyans
passed out.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Outside
Agent's J and K pull out their weapons and jump in through the tiny
window. This window was so small only a
child could fit through so it amazes us all that they fit through...wowwwww...
With his
little cricket gun in hand Agent J said, "Put your hands...or tentacles...or
whatever in the air!"
"MIB,
you're unregistered aliens, come with us!" K said. Both of them sweatdropped as they noticed
the two Saiyans passed.
"Slick...that
sleeping gas wasn't supposed to kick in until after we talked to them, what did
you do?"
"Uhh,
well I accidentally hit the red button, but it didn't do anything so I thought
it was...safe."
"You
mean the red button that says, "Don't Touch Me!"?"
"Uh-huh."
Agent K rolled his eyes as the proceeded to contain the unconscious Saiyans.
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Ok, that
was undoubtedly the stupidest thing I've ever written. I know it's choppy and
short, but that was my goal. If you all
thing it's the tiniest bit of ok...I'll continue! :)
**Gets hit with rotten tomatoes**
Tenko: AHHH, what the hell?!
**Hears giggling**
Tenko: Damn it Vegeta I said stay OUT of my stash!!!!
***Tenko proceeds to chase Vegeta around with a butcher
knife***
Vegeta: Look at me...I CAN FLYYYYY! **Vegeta jumps of the
roof of the building and falls to the ground**
** Tenko sweatdrops**
