jesusChrist [JC] started saving terminallyCapricious [TC]

TC: WhO ThE MoThErFuCk aRe yOu?

JC: I am your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, the only son of God.

TC: WoAh, ThAt's a mOtHeRfUcKiNg mIrAcLe :o)

JC: Yes, indeed. I came here because someone told me you like miracles, and I wanted to meet you.

TC: I SuRe aS FuCk dO! hOnK :o)

TC: I'M GaMzEe tHe tRoLl mOtHeRfUcKeR! :O)

JC: I'm aware.

TC: WoAh, YoU'Re oNe sAsSy mOtHeRfUcKeR! :O(

JC: I'm not trying to be sassy. I am simply stating that I am aware. I know the names of all my father's children.

TC: WoAh, So wE'Re...

TC: BrOtHeRs? :o0

JC: Not in a literal sense.

TC: Oh, So iT WoUlDn't bE InCeSt iF We -

TC: NeVeR MiNd :O)

JC: What were you going to suggest?

TC: :o)

JC: Shall we...

JC: Make hot yaois together?

TC: I'm gAmE MoThErFuCkEr :O)

JC: I'm not sure how to do this.

JC: Having sex doesn't run in the family, you know. My own mother was a virgin

TC: NoW ThAt's wHaT I CaLl a mIrAcLe :O) hOnK HoNk :O)

JC: Haha.

JC: Gotcha.

jesusChrist [JC] has changed their name to arsenicCatnip [AC]

AC: :33 trolololol haha! i totally pwned you, n00b!