I wrote this because I love cheese and i have a pet called Frederik. Please don't hate this, it is supposed to be funny so please review it and give me more ideas to write about.
The moment of truth
I saw the cheese come out the secret cheese laboratory, it was mature unlike me hahahaha (what a joke). I put it in my mouth it tasted like cheese and I like the taste of cheese it was also yellow. Yellow is the colour of happiness. I call my cheese Frederik short for Frederiko. It was sad when I ate him because he had to die. I excreted the cheese 2 days later. It was now brown the colour the sadness. So I gave him a funeral.
The audience at the funeral were mice and they ate him again.
The end