A Tall Tale of Tall Tails
There was once a pig who was over 200 feet, with a tail so long, it couldn't be beat. Sus the Swine was as bitter as wine, but he had no care in the world about how he was seen. He trekked the land, stomping here and there, he destroyed a whole village of people, so they then got scared. He proceeded to snort, shaking all the while, then he blew a gust of bright blue blinding fire. The village screamed and cried, to Sus, it was a glorious film in his eyes. Sus went on his way, for he was on a quest, he was looking for his long lost love, that's no jest. The Evil, Terrifying Ox Bovinae had taken Sus' lady into a terrifyingly large monster infested fortress. He ran without stop, tahnks to the extreme conditions he trained with in the Himilaya's a million years ago. Every morning he would wake up and do 100 push ups, sit ups, and run 10 kilometers. So this million mile journey was almost a morning routine to Sus. When he arrived at the Evil, Terrifying Ox Bovinae, he proclaimed :Oh Evil, Terrifying Ox Bovinae, come hither so that I may face you in a duel to settle who is more fitting to fill the role of her Man." He blushed at what he had said and continued "I ran over a million miles thanks to the new Nike Polymer Socks and I will not back down!" The Evil, Terrifying Ox Bovinae acknowledged the exclamation with the tip of his fedora and admired the determination. The Evil, Terrifying Ox Bovinae calf's pulsed with power and he jumped down and easily slew Sus. Sus's artery was cut and bowed his head. The Evil, terrifying Ox Bovinae laughed at how easy it was and hidden amongs the laughter was mumbling from Sus. "Forgive me Sensei, but I'll have to go all out… just this once!" And so his chakra aligned with the universe and he put his ninja headband on. The Evil, Terrifying Ox Bovinae scoffed and said "Well I hope you have given up if you don't mind I'll… wait what is this a log! Did he use a substitution!" "My name is Sus' Uzumaki and one day I'll be PigKage." He appeared from the sky and used his rasengan on top of his head and the chakra flowing through The Evil, Terrifying Ox Bovinae was cut off and he couldn't move a muscle. Sus charged up one final EPIC combo used his rinnegan to summon a tear in the spacetime continuum to rip The Evil, Terrifying Ox Bovinae out of existince. The Lady looked at Sus' and said "Wow you are so cool and that was such an Epic Win! Take me home stud!"
The End