Author's Foreword:
Hello Everyone! I would like to put this out at the very beginning just to clarify things. This story is made purely for the shits and giggles and should not be taken that seriously. So before you go complaining and whatnot, keep in mind this is purely a fanfiction and what if scenario.
I have another fanfiction currently still being made which is called Fate:ALive UBW. I have not abandoned that project if any of my readers are from there. Life has been very busy but I will keep updating it no matter what.
Yours Faithfully
ZafkielRagnarov~
"Hey Cù, do you want coffee?" EMIYA asked the Irish man.
"Nah, I'll take a whiskey". He smiled at his partner.
EMIYA offered a blank expression at the request and turned to face the waiter, "You don't by any chance have any whiskey here?" He asked.
"You're in luck tonight, we just so happened to have our first batch of whiskey arrive today!" The waiter exclaimed happily.
"Alright! Give me the best whiskey you got!" Cù slammed his hand on the table.
"I'll take an espresso," EMIYA said as he stared disapprovingly at Cù Chulainn
"One Espresso and a Whiskey coming right up!" The waitress happily repeated before disappearing.
"I hate night patrol". Archer groaned as he leant back in his chair.
"Hey, at least it's better than nothing". The blue spandex officer said.
As their orders came hastily, the two partners sat at their table quietly while sipping their drinks. As the sounds of raindrops made a rhythm against the window, it set the mood for EMIYA as his mind drifted off to the soothing sounds.
"Oi EMIYA!" The voice reverberated through his head but failed to get his attention.
As EMIYA continued to stare out the window, he ignored the world around him as he became fixated on his own reality.
"EMIYA!" The voice broke his train of thoughts as he turned towards the speaker. Feeling a pair of strong hands on his shoulder, he found Cù glaring at him angrily.
"Let's go!" Cù dragged him away from the table and out the door.
Bursting through the front door of the doughnut shop, the two enforcers found themselves in the heavy rain. Hastily getting into the car, EMIYA automatically turned the engine on and slammed on the accelerator. As the police car sped off down the empty street, the siren blared as they were in hot pursuit.
"Wait, what's happening?" EMIYA wore a blank look as he sped past the traffic lights.
"Did you not hear? A stolen vehicle is on the run and it went past the doughnut shop!" Cù explained.
As EMIYA banked the vehicle into a hard turn, the tires let out a painstaking screech as the rubber burned against the asphalt road. As the car resumed coarse down the city streets, he avoided oncoming traffic here and there while catching up to the runaway vehicle.
As horns blared around them, civilians panicked as the chase continued down to the heart in Tokyo City. As the engine sound of the cruiser became louder, the car edged forward even more as it caught up with the fleeing vehicle.
Projecting swords around the moving cruiser, EMIYA let loose upon the vehicle in hopes of stopping it. As the swords tore up the road and exploded around the calm city, the perpetrator swerved his car in a vain attempt to avoid the deadly projectiles.
"Quick, force him to turn into route 65, that way we can move him onto the highway and away from the civilians!" Cù barked quickly.
As more sword projections were made, EMIYA released another barrage and the hail of swords tore up the roads ahead that branched off elsewhere. As the thief fell into the trap, he swerved his car madly onto the highway. As the police cruiser made its way up the ramp, the chase now turned into a heart thumping drag race.
"Now dog, use your spear to stop the vehicle!" EMIYA ordered.
"Don't call me dog!" Cù shot back at him.
"This no time to argue, just do it!" EMIYA yelled.
As Cù groaned at the order, he opened the car door and climbed onto the rooftop. Firmly planting his feet into the reinforced magical plating, he began to charge his spear up. However, the thief has other plans in mind as bright magical circles appeared from afar. Spewing concentrated energy beams, the attack tore up the high way and left destruction in its wake.
"EMIYA!" Cù yelled as the car swerved madly to avoid the deathly beams. As the Irish hound yelled for dear life, EMIYA skilfully avoided the death dealing attacks.
"Now Cù!" EMIYA gave the all go.
"Leave it to me!" The warrior proclaimed as he lined up the fully charged spear. "Gáe Bolg!" He hurled the blood red spear through the air.
As they watched the weapon soar towards its target at lightning speeds, a bright explosion quickly followed as the road ahead of them was engulfed in fire and began to crumble. As EMIYA floored the accelerator, the car sped up with Cù still on the rooftop.
"Wait, wait, wait!" He braced as EMIYA went through the still rising flames.
As the car went up an improvised ramp, it soared over the gap in the highway and landed with a heavy thud on the opposite side of the road. Much to their surprise, the stolen vehicle was still intact.
"How many times does your shitty luck have to affect our mission Cù?!" EMIYA yelled angrily.
"Don't jinx it you idiot. For all I know, a certain writer could make it far worse for us!" He shot back.
As Cù's spear returned to his hand, he lined up another shot and prayed that he didn't miss this time. For him to miss such an easy shot would've been the most embarrassing thing the history books were to re-tell.
As a high pitched wail filled the air, EMIYA gasped as he sensed the attack from above. As Cù sensed the same, he looked up to find a hail of swords bearing down from the sky. As the projectiles plummeted down into the car in front of them, it stopped the vehicle dead in its tracks by flipping it over several times.
As EMIYA slammed on the brakes, the cruiser came to an abrupt halt, which Cù Chulainn managed to stay on to no one's surprise. As the two disembarked the vehicle, they carefully approached the wreck with eyes out for a surprise attack.
"It's a mess". Cù remarked as he inspected the vehicle.
"Get it open". EMIYA commanded.
As Cù's hand gripped the door, he dismembered the light alloy frame from the car and tossed it aside. Exposing the impaled body of the thief, however, Cù flinched in surprise.
"There's nothing left. Poor bastard". EMIYA commented as he removed a severed limb.
"Who do you think it was?" Cù asked as he quickly darted his eyes to a nearby building. Sensing a figure in the shadows, he knew someone was watching.
"Whoever it is, he's about to leave". EMIYA remarked as he stared in the direction of his partner.
As the two sensed that the masked killer had disappeared, EMIYA let loose a sighed gasp. As his breath condensed around him, he tapped his earpiece to request emergency services.
"This is Archer requesting emergency services on route 65. I have a downed vehicle and a dead suspect. Immediate assistance over".
"This is Chaldea, we read you loud and clear. We're dispatching emergency services as we speak. Hold tight. Over and out". The speaker said.
"They on their way?" Cù asked as he leaned against the wreck.
"Yep". EMIYA let out a relieved groan.
"Christ, more paperwork to do". Cù laughed.
In the distance, the buzz of a single helicopter followed with the distance wails of sirens began to approach the two law enforcers. As EMIYA and Cù watched and waited, they knew the day was far from over.
And so that was the way of life in Tokyo believe it or not. A world where Magecraft is common knowledge, everyone is a Heroic Spirit in these parts including ordinary beings. If one were to look at it, they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this world and another. In this world, ordinary humans possess the power of a Servant and are Heroic Spirits in their own rights. Yet while such power is possessed by everyone, we live a normal life as any world would.
But alas not world is perfect. Chaos and disorder are present everywhere, and it is up to the Mage's Association to stop these lumbering criminals with an elite force of Servants. What would seem as local law enforcement, Vi iustitiae is an organization founded by the Mage's Association to help keep the peace across the world. As Heroic Spirits go about their normal lives in this world, some advocate for a better lifestyle while some pursue chaos and destruction just for the fun of it.
Tokyo City is no exemption as it is home to one of the most dangerous gangs in the world. That said, the local law enforcement is putting their lives on the line to bring peace to the inhabitants of this wonderful city. And it is with great thanks to the many officers who put their lives on the line to defend such a wonderful place.
And so begins the journey of Sergeant EMIYA and Senior Constable Cú Chuláinn on their attempt to live a decent life in this world.
"On what grounds did you think throwing Gáe Bolg was a good idea?!" The Commissioner slammed his hands on the table. "Not only that, the city council will have my head since traffic is piling up across the city and it's your fault!"
"Please do not blame my subordinate here Commissioner Kirei, but if anything, I should take responsibility for all this". EMIYA stepped forth.
"I don't care whose fault it was. It's too late for punishment anyway". Kirei sighed as he buried his face in his hands. His robes were tattered and his hair a mess. It was as if he hadn't slept in days. "I'm so screwed".
"If anything, we'll take our leave now". EMIYA bowed before ushering Cú out the door with him.
Leaving the priest to himself, Kirei pulled open a drawer and began fiddling with a few black keys to pass the time.
The headquarters building of Tokyo was named Chaldea, after the semistic-nation near Babylonia. As various personnel and workers went in and about the large facility, it was a place filled with non-stop activity. As Cú and EMIYA made their way to the offices, they chatted idly along the way.
"Are you going to write up the report while I continue investigating the neighbourhood gangs?" Cú asked.
"Screw the report. The one I wrote to Kirei earlier should suffice. Besides, I don't think he needs to show off a more detailed explanation of how a high way was torn up". EMIYA chuckled at his words.
"True. Besides, we still have no solid idea of who the Gang is. It's funny how such a large criminal network can remain anonymous for a really long time".
"Just goes to show how lazy our institution can get".
"I know. It annoys me really".
"Same".
As the two men continued down the hall, the sound of oncoming footsteps garnered their attention. As Cú noticed the policewoman, he quickly took a glance at her as she passed by. For EMIYA however, his eyes remain fixated on the woman as she had such alluring beauty. Her finely textured blonde hair seemed looked as if it was sprinkled with gold dust and her face showed elegance. Her green eyes are what caught EMIYA immediately which forced him to look away lest he embarrasses himself.
"Took out another highway again Sergeant EMIYA?" The woman sternly said.
"You could say that". EMIYA rubbed the back of his head as he faced the woman. "Good morning Sergeant Artoria".
"Good morning to you both. If you'll excuse me, I have other things to do than idle around and be lazy". She hastily turned her back before leaving.
"Sheesh, she's always bossy". Cú commented as they began walking again.
"That's what you'd expect of a woman who grew up in a strict household. I hear it's because of her grandfather it's the reason she's like that". EMIYA said.
"Really now? To think we'd end up having her as a student however. I mean, she's living the luxurious life, why come here?"
"Everyone has their reasons Cú. Don't simply judge right off the bat". EMIYA said as he opened the doors to the office.
"Still, I find it rather odd".
"Morning boys!" A rather enthusiastic woman greeted the two.
"Superintendent Da Vinci! What are you doing here?" Cú exclaimed.
"Good morning Superintendent". EMIYA saluted sharply.
"Please, no need to be formal". She waved. "Here, I brought you breakfast". She tossed a bag of dog treats towards Cú Chulainn.
"Dog treats!? What the hell?!" Cú remarked.
"Now aren't you a good little puppy?" The woman wrapped an arm around the Irish man which basically rendered him immobilized.
As EMIYA watched Da Vinci give affection towards Cú Chuláinn, he quietly slipped away towards his office desk as to avoid the commotion.
"Sucks to be you Cú". EMIYA laughed as he opened up his computer.
"I'm home". Artoria called out to the vast apartment as she removed her shoes.
"Artoria? Is that you? Welcome home sweetie!" A female voice sang happily from down the hall.
As the slender woman made her way towards the living room, she spotted her mother making dinner in the kitchen to her right.
"Dinner will be ready soon dear. Go and get changed". She said happily without turning away from the pan.
"Will do mom". Artoria said without hesitation.
As she shut the door to her room, she looked around the plainly decorated space. Dumping her bag on her desk, she began to undress and change into her normal house clothes.
Stepping into her house slippers, she let out a relieved groan and lazily shuffled out the door. Making her way down to the dining room, she saw that her mum had prepared steak for dinner. Sliding into the chair, her stomach growled in relief as her mouth drooled at the tender piece of meat.
As Artoria dug in, she gobbled down the first few slices like it was nothing. Having more, she hungrily devoured everything on her plate.
"So how was work today, dear?" Her mother asked politely.
"It was good, a few annoying events here and there". She wiped her mouth clean as she explained.
"Oh, you silly girl. Always acting professional everywhere. Loosen up a bit will you? This is the house for crying out loud". The old woman chuckled lightly.
"I guess you're right, this is the only place where I can act differently". She smiled in agreement only to make her mother even happier.
"Remember to sleep early tonight, it's a Monday tomorrow". She happily said.
"I know mom". The girl rolled her eyes in annoyance. "Say, mom, I know this is a bit sudden, but can I ask about the remarriage thing?"
"Why sure honey. What do you need to know?"
"About dad, he never showed up at all. Are you sure he's even going to come back at all?"
"Oh honey, I know it's hard to understand, but he's working very hard for us". Her voice indicated that she didn't mind the situation at all. "Have you seen your sister at all?"
She furrowed a brow towards the aging woman. "No, I thought she would be home by now".
"Strange, it's getting really late. I do hope she's okay".
'Tch, that dumb bitch is probably causing trouble right now!' Artoria screamed the silent thought towards her mother.
"Is everything alright dear?" Her mother asked.
As she shook her head quickly, she patted her cheeks lightly before returning her undivided attention to her speaker. "Yeah mum, I'm fine. Just surprised that's all".
"Oh yes, we've all been there".
"I'll start getting ready for bed now". She said before quickly leaving the table to put her dishes in the sink.
As the mother wore a confused look, she watched as her fully grown daughter left her presence. Nonetheless, she smiled at the sight of her child growing up to be a prosperous being.
As Artoria sat in the bathtub, she reminisced about the warm water and was lost in her own thoughts. Flipping her hair, she splashed water everywhere without any thought. The steamy atmosphere of the room made her relax even further.
'Stupid Father, not even saying goodbye, well good riddance!' She yelled into the vast emptiness of her head. Moving her legs, the water rippled around her which made her smile a bit at such reactions.
"I'm home!" A loud voice came down the hall.
"Welcome back Mordred, come here you little girl!" Her mother said happily before seemingly drowning her with affection.
"So she's back". Artoria said in a disappointed tone.
"Where Artoria at?" Mordred asked.
"She's in the bath from what I know".
"Oh, okay." She said as she passed the bath.
As Artoria leaned back, she looked up at the ceiling and wore a tiresome look. "I hate dealing with this bullcrap". She
groaned.
School had started in full swing at the Pendragon All-Girls Academy. As the students began to pour in through the front gates, two long lines of girls wearing red armbands signified they belonged to the school council. Checking the dress codes and every other rule, they pulled over individuals who seemed to have violated just about anything.
"I hate Mondays". Cú yawned.
"Quit complaining, we've got duty later, so don't go bailing on me now". EMIYA said.
"Yeah, yeah". Cú responded.
As the two neatly dressed teachers walked past the front gates, they were greeted happily by various students. It was safe to say that while the concept of work was a drag, the students at Pendragon Academy made life just a bit better.
"I have sport first period. Wish me luck". Cú waved.
"Don't do anything stupid". EMIYA waved at him as the two parted ways.
As EMIYA made his way into the main building, the hustle and bustle of student activity flourished the great halls. The greatly varnished wooden floorboards gleamed greatly from the sunlight that shone from above. As girls of various ages walked past the part-time teacher, he adjusted his hair on the move. As the tanned man was greeted with lovely smiles, he could only smile back which made most of the students blush.
As Artoria silently walked down the busy hall, she kept a stern look and decided to set a good example. After all, she was the school president. She wore a noticeable blue scarf around her neck with her hair tied up in its usual manner as always. The school uniform of Pendragon Academy comprised of a white blouse coupled with a black tie followed by an overall green vest. For Artoria, her slender physique made her look stunning in the uniform. It seemed that whatever she wore, she would always look good no matter what.
"Good morning Artoria". EMIYA greeted the student.
"Ah, good morning EMIYA-sensei". She bowed courtesly towards him.
"It's awkward don't you think? You're going to be promoted next week. Having you bow to me then will be seen weirdly by then". He chuckled lowly.
"It is merely a sign of respect EMIYA-sensei". She said, "If you'll excuse me, I need to be heading to class. See you later Sensei". She waved before hastily departing.
'That girl, always pristine and formal' EMIYA shook his head at the thought as he made his way up the stairs. Stopping outside his respective class, he took a deep breath before grabbing the handle. 'Let's do this!' He nodded confidently.