Mario walked up to Bowser in the courtroom. "Did you, or did you not, kidnap the Princess?" he said. Bowser nodded. Mario looked at the judge. "There you have it, your honor" The judge closed the case and dismissed everyone. After it was over, Mario walked up to Bowser in the hall, "Why did you confess? You've never confessed before" he said. Bowser just replied, "Because nothing will matter anymore" at first, Mario thought he was depressed, and talking about killing himself, but then he saw the look in Bowser's eyes. Pure evil. He was wondering why, and while he was wondering, the world faded to black. The last thing he heard was Bowser saying, "What will you do when your royal status is taken away, and no one thinks that you're some sort of hero. Where toads and koopas are people too? Well, lets find out. Good luck with your new life"
Peach woke up surrounded by brown, burnt grass. She looked around her. All of the people around her were wearing drab brown clothes. She looked down. She was wearing a light red dress. Good. It seemed to her that she should like the color pink, even though she had now idea who or where she was. She turned towards a passerby. "Hello ma'am, do you know who I am" The woman's face turned pale. "Y-Yes M-Ma'am, have I done something to offend you?" Peach took a step back, "No, um I was just wondering..." she trailed off. "Well, Mrs. Dictator-" "Dictator?" Peach asked. "Yes, you're married to the dictator, but I have to go, I must fulfill my mushie duties for mushland." Peach let that all sink in. "Who am I, and who is the dictator?" she wondered. Then a giant advertising blimp with the words, "Do your Mushie duties, you are always on camera" on the sides blocked the sun. Then, and ominous voice came out of the speakers on the blimp: "It's-a-me Mario"
"Um, I wanna candy soda" The little two year old with the mushroom hat said. "Um, we don't have candy sodas because they don't exist, but we do have milkshakes and regular sodas" Daisy replied. "But, I wanna candy soda!" The kid said. "Look, just give my child his stinking candy soda you little" "Excuse me" Daisy said to the child's mom "But, we don't have 'stinking candy sodas' or any kind of candy sodas because THEY DON'T EXIST" Then she walked away. She knew that she was going to get fired for that, but she didn't care. She hated being a waitress anyway. It was so stupid. Taking orders, she felt like she should be the one to give the orders. Like a princess. She almost laughed out loud at that thought. Her. A Princess. She had been so caught up in her thoughts that she hadn't noticed that she had sat down across from a green haired freak. "Um, hey" he said. She felt her cheeks turn red. "Um, sorry, I was thinking" she said. "Well, you know, I get pretty distracted on the job too" Daisy smiled. "What do you do for a living?" she asked him. "I'm a plumber, my name's Luigi!" he said, and then jumped in place. Daisy was taken aback. "Um, I'm Daisy, and I should be going" she said. She walked away, and then she looked over her shoulder. His eyes were so dreamy that he could be a prince. The princess and the plumber. That didn't sound bad to her at all.
"And breathe in and breathe out" Rosalina said to her yoga class. She was wearing a blue shirt with pink yoga pants. But, she was not relaxed. She sensed negative energy coming from her outfit. But, that was weird. She loved pink and blue. Suddenly her friend Daisy came in. She was wearing a turquoise outfit. Ugh. Rosalina hated turquoise. It was so stupid. Daisy was late as usual because it was time for the class to go. Daisy walked up to Rosalina. "Hey, did you hear that the dictators wife caught amnesia?" she asked Rosalina. Rosalina said, "Yeah in mushland, right?" Rosalina said. Daisy nodded, then she looked at her watch. "Oh crap! I gotta get back to work" she said. Rosalina shrugged and went and picked up her mat. Just then her boyfriend, Wally walked in. "Hey Wally" Rosalina said. Wally got down on one knee and pulled out a velvet box. Rosalina took a step back. "This is not happening" she said under her breath. But it was.
So in case you didn't get it, Bowser transported them into the real world in some way.
Peach and Mario are dictators
Daisy is a waitress
Luigi is a plumber
Rosalina teaches yoga and Waluigi is about to propose to her. I honestly don't know if this is a good story or not, so please review. If enough people like it, I'll post the rest! ._.