Okay so I know this is a little different from my usual format, but I had this idea for a Loud House ship: Lincoln and Ronnie Anne. With all the girls coming in and the two being demoted to BFFs, I just want to help keep the ship alive. So uhhh, enjoy or something?

July 7, 2027

Aberdeen, WA

1:31

Tonight, is the night. The last day Lincoln Loud will be a free man, cause tomorrow, he will be marrying the woman he loved: Paige... Not on my watch. Ever since I heard that Lincoln was now dating that strawberry blonde gamer chick, I wanted nothing more than to snap that tramp's neck, burn her to ashes, cast them in a casket, and toss it into the ocean. But from everything I learned on TV, that stuff never ends well for a gal like me. A gal who wishes for another shot, a shot at the only boy I ever loved.

I didn't really have the 'best' first impression with him. When we were young I sometimes pulled a few pranks on him, like shoving food down his pants (Mostly sloppy joes), pants' him, and one point stuffed his entire locker with garbage. Just to name a few. I still don't know how no one stopped me from doing that. But the thing was, I really liked him. A lot. I would even go as far to say, I loved him. Problem was I never exactly knew how to handle emotions like this. That time we kissed at Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet, I felt fireworks. I can still feel his warm and tender lips dancing along mine, I want to feel that again. But our relationship was, for lack of a better term... complicated. We were not friends, but we weren't more than friends. It was just all one big question, 'What are we?'

The time Lincoln started dating that bitch was around the time I was living with my cousins the Casagrande's, my heart was broken that I never knew what to do with us sooner. And as time moved by, we communicated less and less. The best I got in the last two months was one 'Hey, I know it's been a while since we last spoke, six years really flies by doesn't it? Anyway, I just wanted you to know... me and Paige are getting married in a couple months. My sisters thought a nature wedding would be the romantic and in touch with the beauty of nature, I know it's too mushy. So anyway, if you ever decide to come I would like for us to catch up. Really piece back... what it is we we're all those years? See yah then, Lincoln Loud'. And with a heart, he does remember. That voicemail gave me an all knew confidence, and it assured me of what I want.

And what I want, is Lincoln Loud as MY husband. MY one true love. MY SOULMATE!

But there's still the question, 'How?'

I spent the last two months getting everything ready, making sure that whatever I had planned will go off without one hitch. Here, at the Pines' Mountain side resort hotel and spa. This is where everyone is staying, the rain out pouring hard. My person shrouded in a black hoodie and sweatpants with boots. I needed to be quick, and get the package out of there. When I walked into the front lobby, it was completely empty. Everyone was asleep, this was my small window of opportunity.

I hopped over the front desk, and went onto the computer through all the residents records. I took a hacking class for this, and I aced with flying colors. I had a purpose, and that is what's driving me to complete my mission. I scrolled down until I found him.

Lincoln Loud, RM 604

Okay, not bad. I can work with this. Suddenly I heard a footsteps, I crouched down. Just then I saw a light flash by, I took out a small mirror from my pocket and used it to see the security guard on patrol. A minor obstacle, this won't take long. When he turned around I snuck behind him. Annnd.

POW

He collapsed like a sack of oranges, I dragged him to the supply closet. I hastily took his flashlight and tranquilizer gun, before locking him in there and ripping off the handle. I went over to the elevator, to find it was 'out of service'. I wasn't too surprised, my objective's sisters always had a way of fucking up anything for others. So I decided to take the stairs, which was very uneventful. So when I made it to the my destined floor, I quietly snuck my way down to his door. I proceeded to leave a knock on the door.

"Who is it?"

Damn it, forgot he was rooming with Lincoln! Well I should've expected this, he was his best man. I hastily crouched down so he couldn't see me. I needed to get rid of him fast.

"Trick or Treat?" Seriously woman, that's the best you can come up with. Whatever, I quickly brought out a chloroformed towel from my pocket. Luckily I had gloves.

"... All we have is healthy food go away!" I could hear the annoyance in his voice.

"Uhhh carpet cleaning?"

"Okay now who do you think you are?!" he silently scolded. I rolled my eyes.

"It's literally Lori Loud, and I literally came to give you a kiss. Literally."

"L-l-l-l-l LORI" he quickly opened the door with the dumbest smile on his face. Clyde McBride, Lincoln's best friend. Even when he married his that one goth girl from the Sadie Hawkins Dance, I remembered he still had that unhealthy obsession with my subject's older sister. He opened it so quick I didn't even have enough time to move from my positon.

'Shit!'

Though the African-American with glasses and blue pajamas just looked at me in confusion, "Uh okay... so have you seen Lori around?" Of course he would focus more on Phone-O than the fact a shady looking person is stalking from behind his room's door.

"Uhhh I thought you might like her used face towel as a birthday gift?" He has really made this a lot harder.

"Really!" he quickly took the towel from my hand and sniffed it, "Wait it's not my bir-" he was saying until he quickly collapsed to the ground.

'Sometimes its just too easy.' I quickly rolled him in the room, luckily I deactivated the security cameras before hand so none of what I'm doing will be recorded, otherwise I would have been totally screwed.

There he was, laying prone on the lumberjack style bed. With hair as white as snow, perfect from head to toe. Lincoln Loud, my love. My hopes, my dreams, my reason to live. I just wanted to jump on him, kiss him, make love with him. But not here, I had to wait till we were away from everyone. I swore he could sense me, cause I saw him twitch and sit straight up. I swiftly duck under the bed, he looked around. I could see his legs as he was getting off the bed.

"Clyde?" he noticed the body!

I quickly pulled out the tranq I stole and precisely shot him in the neck. He dropped to the ground, why must we hurt the ones we love? I rolled out from under the bed and paused. I can't just take him and skedaddle so soon, everyone will realize something is missing tomorrow. I need to give them something. Luckily I had just the thing.

I recently stole this from his smarty sister's lab, I took out what looked like a pen from my pocket. But when I pointed it at Lincoln, it scanned him with a blue light. I soon left it on the bed, and pushed a button. And in a blinding light, one perfectly exact replica made of synthetic bio-plasma. Complete with all his memories and mannerisms. Now no one can tell the difference.

After I put Clyde back in bed, I slung the real Lincoln over my shoulder and quickly made haste to the parking lot. Luckily no one saw me, I made it back to my truck. Where I pulled out a huge trunk filled with all types of clothes. It would look suspicious if someone saw a man in PJs in my car, there would be questions. So I quickly changed him into a nice suit, put his pajamas in the trunk, and hid his sleepy eyes with a pair of blacked out sunglasses. I spray painted the front and put black duck tape on the back.

So after gently resting Lincoln in the passenger seat and buckling him up, I took the wheel and drove straight away.

A good distance onto the road, I saw this building that seems like a drive through wedding place. Hmmm a little reward for a mission success. So I pulled into the drive through, where I saw a nice elderly woman.

"Well hello there stranger, I see you're looking for an easy marriage. So if I can just have a name for the lovely couple, we can get started on the paperwork."

I gave her the name of my soon to be husband, because hostage is very negative. "Lincoln Loud."

"And who will be marrying the handsome gentleman?"

I checked my surroundings, "Before I tell you, promise me this whole ordeal just... stays between us?"

"Ok, whyyy?" I handed her a fat stack of hundreds. "My lips are sealed." she said taking the money. "Now name?"

Since I could trust her (a little), I slowly lowered my hoodie.

"My name... is Ronalda Annabella Ciena Luisa Santiago. But my friends call me Ronnie Anne."

And after a pretty fast session, I was now 'Ronnie Anne Loud'. Has a nice ring to it.

And for my sweet lame-o, I'll make sure he has one all the love and care I should've given him before.

I don't know how long this will last, but we are gonna be in one hell of a ride. Next stop, the airport. I hear the islands of Samoa were nice around this time of year.

(End of 1st POV)

-The Next Morning-

"Lincoln!" we heard ten voices shouting while pounding on their brother's door. It open to reveal his face, but not really their brother.

"Hey guys, am I ready to get hitched?"

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