GIRL CRUSH ON RAMONA

Wallace had a new boyfriend, Terrence. They have been together for 2 months. The two of them were going out to have dinner with Scott and Ramona. Terrence hadn't met them before. He and Wallace met Scott and Ramona at the restaurant.

Terrence couldn't believe it. Ramona was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. All throughout the meal, he couldn't take his eyes off her. He felt giddy. Could it be? Yes. It looks like he was getting a girl crush on Ramona. Terrence never felt this way about a woman before, because he was 100% gay. Well, at least he assumed that he was.

After the meal, Ramona was going outside for a smoke. Terrence joined her. The two of them smoked and had a great conversation. It was just the two of them. They had a lot in common. Same favourite movies, same favourite shows, same favourite music, same favourite shops, same favourite hobbies, you name it. Later, they all went home. Terrence just couldn't get Ramona out of his mind.

That night, Wallace and Terrence were having sex. Everything was going okay until Wallace stopped Terrence for a minute.

"Did you call me 'Ramona'?" he asked.

Terrence answered "Huh?".

Wallace said "You just said 'Oh, Ramona'."

Terrence looked at him and said "I was just saying that Ramona's a very nice person."

Wallace just looked at him and then they carried on. Terrence started stroking Wallace thighs up and down. He's disappointed that Wallace's thighs weren't curvy. Wallace stopped him.

"What are you doing?" he asked. "Why are you trying to feel me up like a woman?"

"Er, was I?" Terrence asked.

"Yes, you were. Wait a minute? Are you pretending that I'm Ramona?" asked Wallace

Terrence stayed silent for about 10 seconds.

"I KNEW IT!" said Wallace. "You've talking about Ramona ever since we left the restaurant and now you're pretending to have sex with her!"

Terrence couldn't find the response to that comment. All that came out of his mouth were "Ers" and "Wells". He was panicking, but decided to tell him in the cool and honest way.

"Yes." He said. "I think Ramona is incredibly beautiful, funny, interesting, has a great body and Scott is a very, VERY lucky man."

Wallace stared at him.

Terrence looked at him and said "But it's just a phase. Every straight girl and gay man has a girl crush. I mean, you've got a girl crush on Olivia Wilde. You don't hear me bitchin' about it. In fact, you swear you call me 'Olivia' when we have sex."

Wallace stayed silent for a few seconds.

"You know what? I did call you 'Olivia' a few weeks ago." He laughed.

The two of them laughed for a few more minutes and sighed. After that, they carried on with their sex.

Afterwards, they went to sleep and Terrence had a dream. He standing on a beach completely naked. The beach was empty except for a figure in the distance. It got closer and closer. It was Ramona. She's naked too. She walked toward him and they stared at each other face to face. Then they kissed. They put their arms around each other, they touched each other and... the alarm clock went off. Terrence woke up. Then, he lifted up the bed sheet to show he had a throbbing erection. And not his usual early morning one.

He then got dressed, had breakfast and went to work. All day long, he thought about Ramona. That evening, he went down to a supermarket and bought blue hair dye. He went home and dyed his hair blue. Wallace came home just time for dinner. He got shocked when he saw Terrence with blue hair just like Ramona's.

"Just a phase, huh?" asked Wallace.

That night, Terrence went on Twitter and started tweeting to Ramona. They had a nice conversation and Terrence asked Ramona if she wanted to meet up with him tomorrow. Just the two of them.

"A girls' day out." he wrote.

Ramona answered "Okay."

They met at Pizza Pizza the next afternoon.

They then went to the mall to shop for clothes, CDs and DVDs. They were enjoying each other's company so much, that they hung out for hours and hours. That evening, they went to the pub. They drank a lot and then Terrence asked Ramona if she wanted to come to his house just for a while. Ramona, drunkenly accepted his offer. They left the pub and went to Terrence and Wallace's house.

Wallace wasn't in the house because he went to visit his parents that night. So, Terrence and Ramona sat down and drunk a couple more beers. Terrence was looking at Ramona in a very lustful way. Ramona felt a tad concerned, but she thought he was doing this in a jokey way. So she just played along.

"You're very beautiful." said Terrence.

"Thank you." said Ramona. "So are you."

"No, I mean you are so incredibly beautiful." said Terrence. "I can't stop thinking about you. And you have this incredible body. Your curves and your legs drive me insane. You're the only female who gives me an erection. I even masturbated to you last night."

"Okay, Terrence." said Ramona who was starting to worry. "I think you've had a bit too much to drink."

"Ramona, I love you." said Terrence.

"And I love you too, Terrence." said Ramona.

Terrence then put his hand on Ramona's leg. Ramona was starting to feel uncomfortable. Then, Terrence tried to kiss her. Ramona pushed him away.

Terrence got really angry as he grabbed Ramona and tried to kiss her. But Ramona just slapped him right in the face.

"TERRENCE STOP IT!" She shouted as she stared at him angrily.

Terrence then stood up and threw an almighty tantrum. He knocked pictures off the walls, tore the curtains off, kicked the doors until his foot went through them and knocked off everything off the mantelpiece. Ramona sat there frightened of what she just saw. She got up and ran out of the house in tears. Terrence looked around the room and couldn't believe what he had done. He sat down and cried.

When Wallace came home, he saw the damage. Terrence told Wallace everything. Wallace was heartbroken. He kicked Terrence out of the house. It was over between them.

Terrence stayed at his brother's house. Terrence spent the next few days drinking trying to get over the shame of what he did. His brother Isaac told him to stop all this and apologize to Ramona. They would go to Ramona and Scott's house and Terrence would explain what he did and why. Isaac would be there to make sure he behaves himself.

So, Terrence and Isaac arrived at Scott and Ramona's house. Terrence spoke to the couple about his crush on Ramona and how he tried to seduce her. Scott and Ramona couldn't it.

Terrence apologized and vowed never to bother Ramona again.

A few weeks later, Terrence fell in love with another man called Miles.

Miles' family were going out to dinner one night. Miles invited Terrence. Miles introduced Terrence to his mother Gladys, his father Morton and his sister Gail. Terrence couldn't stop looking at Gail. She was so beautiful. He felt giddy.

Could it be...?

Naw, he's not going to go through that again.

THE END