Axel: OHHH Roxas *grabs ass*

Roxas: you little fucking perv!

Yuffie: uhhhhh… what the hell is going on in here!?

Axel: EWWWW! A FEMALE I ONLY LIKE MALES!

Hojo: okay, then come to my house at six….. *smirks*

Roxas: Yuffie!?

Axel: *leaning over Roxas*

Vincent: YUFFIE! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE WITH THESE…..THESE PERVS!

Roxas: Axel was the one who tried raping me! Oh shit! *pushes Axel off*

Sora: *sings* it's the hard not life for Roxas it's the not hard life for him when xion kisses him

Roxas: …. SORA! ME AND XION NEVER MADE OUT!

Sora: I never said make out I said KISS DA GIRL…

Axel: OH NO ROXAS THERES A FIRE GET IN THE CLOSET OVER THERE!

Roxas: …. 1st off if there was a fire wouldn't we have to EXIT the house 2nd off HELL FUCKING NO!

Yuffie: AGREED… -_-

Vincent: This is uhh….. awkward….

*andy dick walks in*

Andy: hey guys lets start this partaaa!

Axel: okay….. come with me sexy…

Roxas: Thank god he left!

Cloud: *being chased by fangirls* go home!

Fangirls: Home is where you are…..

Roxas: Cloud im doing this for you *takes off shirt*

Fangirls: *Jaws drop open* *starts to chase Roxas

Roxas: OH SHIT VINCENT HELP ME!

Vincent: No they will KILL me! Sorry buddy!

Yuffie: I would be one of those fangirls…

*Jordaner123 walks in*

Me: No! Don't hurt my Roxy! *grabs chainsaw* die you fucking sluts!

Fangirls: *run off crying their sober hearts out*

Me: *Helps Roxas get up while staring at him*

Roxas: Uhhh…. Thanks *scratches head*

Xion: your with another women! *slaps Roxas*

Me: Go get her, you deserve it…

Roxas: thanks *runs off to get Xion*

Me: *starts to cry*

Yuffie: its okay he'll end up coming back for you my Vinnie did for me..

Me: you and Vincent are going out!?

Vincent: *wraps arm around Yuffie* YUP FOR THE PASS MONTH.

*Yuffen123 walks in*

Yuffen: FUCK YEA! FINALLY! *STARTS TO DANCE WEIRDLY*

Reno: NOOO! *drops flowers he was going to give to yuffie*

Yuffie: I feel bad but good at the same time…..