"Hey! Pein! Who's this new teacher we're supposed to be getting?" Diedara asked, wondering. "What if she's into art, un? That'll be a bang!"

"Diedara! Will you shut up? Everything with you is "art is a bang, un! Un, un, UN! Just shut the fuck up!" Hidan snapped.

"Oooo!" Kisame said, snickering.

"You want want some ice with that fire?," Itachi, learning how to loosen up, laughed.

No one had the heart to tell him he was terribly wrong.

Almost no one.

"Ooooo!," shouted Tobi. "Diedara-sempai! Itachi epically FAILED!"

Itachi, having never even minorly failed, looked like he wanted to stab Tobi.

And do that he did!

"Hey Tobi," Itachi cooed,"they have cake in the bathroom. Let me show you."

As they walked into the bathroom the rest of the group stopped outside their new social studies class.

"Diedara, I have no idea how to answer your question," Pein finally said.

"Damn!," Hidan said. "Now we have to-,"

He broken off by a girly scream and muffled cackles.

"There! NOW who FAILED?," screamed a redeemed Itachi.

"... So like I was fucking say-"

Once again there was another round of cackles.

"So if I can just finish-"

"MWHAHA!"

"MOTHER-,"Hidan shouted, only to be cut off once more by a... A... A... different voice.

"Young man I could write you up for swearing," the voice murmured. "But, I won't... For some snacks."

"What?," the group said, including the now peaceful Uchiha and the subdued Tobi.

Suddenly, the creature lurched forward, dragging one... leg?... behind it.

"Got any snaaaacks?," it asked looking like it wanted nothing more than to suck their snack supply dry.

"UGH! Even I wouldn't eat THAT!," Zetsu said.

Every one else quaked in fear at the swaying, knee length boobs right before them.

"AHHH! She's gonna sag on us, Sempai!," Tobi squealed. "Hidan! Don't feed the monkeys! That's what Caillou taught me when he went to the zoo!"

Deidara sweat dropped then and there.

"So... Yeah... Into class then...," Konan said.

"R-right!," said Pein.

"By the way, I'm Ms. Karin!," the little toad croaked after them.
Just as they finished settling into their seats, Ms. Karin walked in, thin orangey hair, gyrating loose skin, and all.

Okay! As disgusting as it was to describe that peice of nastiness I used to call my social studies teacher, I had to. I had someone PM me and tell me that this would be an awesome sequal to my story "Payback Time!" I hadn't thought of doing a sequal, but then I said "Why not?" So here's the first chapter of the sequal! Remember readers I bake delicious cookies for my fans!

-YamiGirl314

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