AN- Crack. Absolute crack... That is all.
Aizen was sitting in his throne, just thinking about how awesome and godly he was. He shook the Seireitei to its core. Twice! First with the Vizards, and now with his betrayal. He definitely didn't know any other villains who could say that. Heh, he showed them. No longer would he be considered-
"SOUSUKE!"
That voice. No, it couldn't be! He had taken all the precautions to make sure she never found out. But that was undoubtedly her voice! He hopped out his chair and made a run for the door, only to be stopped when Espada 1-4 flew through the wall next to him. They all landed in one pile of unconscious, bloody pulp-ness.
Aizen slowly turned his head towards the hole in the wall as a figure walked through the clearing cloud of dust. Once the figure was visible, his eyes widened and he let out a girly shriek of horror, nearly pissing his pants. In front of him was the scariest being in any of the worlds.
His mother.
She was a tiny, old lady, in an unflattering floral dress. She had on a green facial mask and her hair up in curlers, along with fluffy pink slippers on her little feet. The finishing touch was a wooden rolling pin in her hand that she was patting against her palm in a threatening manner.
Aizen cowered against the wall, as she stalked closer. "Sousuke! What's this I hear about you trying to become a god and betrayin' all your friends? I told ya to give up on that dream! And then I hear you hurt poor little Momo-chan in the process? You better believe you're grounded, Mister," she yelled, smacking him upside the head with her rolling pin.
"But Mother! You don't underst-," he tried to reason only to get smacked again.
"I don't care about your reasons," she yelled, grabbing one of his ears and pulling him down to her level, "You did something very bad! Now I want ya to march back there and apologize to everyone!"
"B-but, I don't want-... Fiiinnnee," he muttered, sulkily.
"That's what I thought," she said, matter-o-factly, dragging him out of the room by his ear.
Around a corner, a certain silver-haired male's smile widened even more as he put his dinreishinki back into his pocket. Just as planned.
AN- Review please~.