Hello people of the internet, and welcome to my first fic. Now, as I'm sure you can tell from the title, this is a fanfiction based on a youtube minecraft SMP called Suritium. The rights to that belong to Jesse Spazzin Out (youtuber), And Nateowl14 (server admin) by the way. Anyways, I'm a big fan, and as much as I would love to see something like this actually happen in the series, I don't think it will. Especially since its at a standstill right now. Hence the reason for this story.

Now, if you don't watch the series, none of this will make ANY sense at all. So, allow me to explain. The two main characters in this story are; Jesse Gabel, the chief of the SCPD (Suritium City Police Department) and owner of the restaurant Subdonalds; and The Mystery, leader of a crime syndicate known as, well, ?Mystery?. He's very humble. His motives are unknown, and as far as the inhabitants can tell, all he does is pull pranks on people, and go out of his way to help. The others, well, you can get to know them by watching the series. I apologize if anyone is OOC.

Anyways enjoy, Favorite, and review cause this writing machine runs on feedback. See ya at the end of the chapter.

Chapter 1: Boredom.

Mystery sat upon his stylish nether brick and quartz throne, inside his underground base. His head rested against his arm, and he wore a scowl on his face. He was bored. Nothing he did anymore seemed to matter to them. His minor pranks were simply fixed, and not a word would be said about it. He was being ignored. And Mystery did not like being ignored, no indeed.

But what was even more of an annoyance was the ignorance of two people in particular. Detective Mastercow, otherwise known as Ike, and Detective Spazz, otherwise known as Jesse. The SCPD. Their ignorance was infuriating. What was the point of anything he did if no one cared enough to catch him.

Furthermore, playing within the rules was becoming tiresome. He no longer found satisfaction in filling someones house with water, or chickens. There were times when he even had to remove other pranks, or, ugh, do nice things. He was evil for goodness sake. Mystery missed the chaos. He was angry. But most of all, he was bored.

"Ey boss, why aren't you out causin' mischief an' what not?" One of is minions asked from the doorway.

"Silence Geohny, I'm monologuing. But if you must know, I'm being ignored."

"I'm Johnny. Geohny is in the meth lab. And ya can't get attention without burnin' a couple omelets, boss."

Burn...Fire! Yes, that was it! A way to get attention! A way to bring back the chaos! A way to satisfy his boredom! Who cared if he broke the rules anymore!?

"Johnny!"

"Yes boss?"

"Get my coat!"

The sun rose on another beautiful morning in the colony city, Siritium. Its inhabitants were quick to rise, and go about their daily activities. Jesse grabbed materials from his chest to work on his Greenhouse, Ike began wringing out his clothes, having woken up in Pebble Creek again, Elite and Nate had long since left on an adventure, Hickman was busy enchanting, Josh and Faith opened the Diamond Cafe, and Matt began the gruelingly long journey from his home to the town. And Timby... Well, no one knew what Timby was doing. Just an average day in Suritium.

"Morning guys, anyone up for working on the greenhouse with me?" Jesse asked into his earpiece. No answer. Now that he thought about it, he hadn't heard anyone else chatting on the open channel either.

"I'll help!" Jesse let out a cry of surprise, spinning around to face whoever had snuck up on him with his sword. He put it away when he saw who it was, though.

"Oh my goodness! Ike, you scared the crap outta me!" Jesse said.

"Sorry." He apologized, sheepishly. "Anyway, yeah I'll help out. The Mystery case has hit a bit of a dead end anyway." He said as they began walking from Hobbit hills, over to the town square.

"So whats with the comms? They've never stopped working before." Jesse asked him.

"Who knows. Timby might be doing some work on his tower, but other than that, I don't see why they would go down." He said, putting his hand to his chin in thought.

"Well, either way the greenhouse needs to get done, and its not like we can do anything about the comms until Timby actually shows up. The SCPD can't just go around kicking in doors, because our comms aren't working." Ike hummed in agreeance, looking down as they neared the end of the bridge.

"Hey, when did you get the diamond chestplate?" He suddenly asked, as if noticing it for the first time.

"Oh, this? Mystery gave it to me. It has 7000 View Spectacular engraved on the back, and it actually makes me move faster than I want to. I've broken like five sets of dishes already."

"Really? Are you sure its safe to wear that that thing?" Ike asked, concerned.

"Its just annoying, really. I'm sure it will be fine." Jesse assured him. They reached the cobble pathway, and turned he corner. And that's when they saw the smoke. Without a word, both officers dropped their supply packs and took off running towards the giant plume of Black smoke in the sky, from behind the mall. And they both knew who lived there.

By the time they got there, the flames had consumed most of Timby tower, creating a beacon of fire and smoke that all of Siritium could no doubt see by now. They sprinted to the thus far untouched doors, and each one of them leaned against the wall on either side of the doors, weapons drawn.

"TIMBY!? Timby, are you in there?" Jesse called out at the top of his lungs. No answer. Ike gave Jesse a look that said 'ready?' and he nodded. Ike stepped in front of the doorway, and kicked in the door,splintering the frame and snapping the hinges. The doors fell in, and Ike ran in with Jesse following behind, bow and arrow at the ready. Ike tried calling for Timby again, but all that he got back was the crackling of the fire. The inside was a mess, furniture laying about as if it had been thrown around, and what wasn't on fire was charred black as if someone had tried putting it out.

"DANG IT! HE COULD BE ANYWHERE!" Ike shouted over the sound of the fire, sheathing his sword.

"WE CAN'T GIVE UP. YOU CHECK UPSTAIRS, I'LL TAKE THE BASEMENT!" Jesse shouted, putting his bow over his shoulder, and running towards the stairs.

Jesse descended the long staircase as quickly as he possibly could, feeling it getting colder as he went further down. As soon as he reached the bottom, he opened his mouth to call for Timby, but shut it when he saw a shadowy figure opening the Nether portal with a well used flint and steel. He wore a Midnight Black trench coat, Black leather boots and a dark Grey fedora that cast a shadow over his face, making it impossible to tell who he was. On his hands, were White gloves, and on the back of his coat was the unmistakable White question mark of Mystery.

He turned around, and smiled when he saw Jesse. "Morning detective. I was just finishing up." He said with a deep voice, tipping his hat.

"I-its you..."

I know, I know its short. But school just started, so please go easy on me. anyway, R&R guys. till next time.