"Thank you for joining me today, gentlemen" says England as he sits at the head of 'The Table of Great Britain'. "We have gathered today to talk about the impending war with Germany, and what we will be doing with his territories. South Pacific, do you know what you will be taking?
"Damn right!" exclaims Australia, rather full of himself. "Me and the King of Lamb here will invade from the south and take over in less than a year."
"The King of Lamb? You Insults are deteriorating, if you keep this up, you'll become America."
"My insults may be getting worse, but at least my culture isn't falling."
"W-what?" Stutters New Zealand "M-my culture isn't falling, is it? No it cant be, I am the envy of the world!" and so on, New Zealand doesn't stop until after the meeting.
"Sure, just keep telling yourself that"
"Could we please get back to business," says England annoyed "you two need to remember that India, China and Japan will be fighting in the north."
"I'm ok with India, but do we really have to fight with the Chinese and the Japs?"
"Yes, we have to keep good relations with Japan, now I want Egypt to lead an invasion of Turkey, you think you can handle it?
Egypt stays silent but nods to show approval
"alright! So all that is left is the European force, which will be led by myself. I will go over the rest of the plans on a later date with you" talking to Ireland, Scotland, Whales and Canada.