DISCLAIMER: I don't own this i'm just seriously board and decided to make a
fanfic!
ZELDA
A LINK TO THE TOURNAMENT
CHAPTER ONE
THE VOICES
"You must go...It is your destinyyyyyyyy" The mysterious voice dissappears from links mind as quickly as it had entered.
"Umm ya" Link says aloud. "Those stupid voices again saying things like that and never even telling me where to go!"
"Oh!" The mysterious voice reenters links head "I'm sorry my bad...I meen huh hem THE SMASH BROTHERS TOURNAMENT HAS BEGUN! YOU MUST GO IF YOU WISH TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!" The mysterious voice quickly dissappears...again and link is left wondering...again.
We find our hero at the Hyrule Temple ruins having a very interesting conversation with the manager(yes it has a manager...don't ask). "WHAT DO YOU MEEN THIS IS GOING TO BECOME A BATTLE ARENA IN THE TOURNAMENT!" Link screams.
"Well" the manager begins "As you may know these are just ruins and we seem to be running out of money...so we decided that we would let those stupid Nintendo directors use these ruins in the tournament in exchange for some money."
"THESE ARE SACRED RUINS! YOU CAN'T JUST LET THOSE STUPID NINTENDO PEOPLE TEAR THEM UP LIKE THIS!" Link raves as he continues his embarrasing temper tantrum.
"Are you from hyrule?"the manager asks
"Nooooo" Links answers mockingly. "I'm from Afganistan....Of course I'm from hyrule you narceleptic chicken! Do you know who I am?"
"No I don't think I do." the manager says suprisingly calm "I don't think we formerly introduced ourselves. My name is...Manger O' Hyrultempel"
Link stares blankly at him pondering weather he should smack HIM or the bag of boogered billiard balls that came up with that name. "My name is Link" our now bewilldered hero says. "And you are serious that you don't know who I am?"
"No" Manger says "Your name doesn't ring a bell"
Link stares at him in hate because this fool doesn't know who the hell has saved stupid Hyrule since the regular Nintendo days. So with that link pulls out a bomb, hands it to the manager, and walks away.
ZELDA
A LINK TO THE TOURNAMENT
CHAPTER ONE
THE VOICES
"You must go...It is your destinyyyyyyyy" The mysterious voice dissappears from links mind as quickly as it had entered.
"Umm ya" Link says aloud. "Those stupid voices again saying things like that and never even telling me where to go!"
"Oh!" The mysterious voice reenters links head "I'm sorry my bad...I meen huh hem THE SMASH BROTHERS TOURNAMENT HAS BEGUN! YOU MUST GO IF YOU WISH TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!" The mysterious voice quickly dissappears...again and link is left wondering...again.
We find our hero at the Hyrule Temple ruins having a very interesting conversation with the manager(yes it has a manager...don't ask). "WHAT DO YOU MEEN THIS IS GOING TO BECOME A BATTLE ARENA IN THE TOURNAMENT!" Link screams.
"Well" the manager begins "As you may know these are just ruins and we seem to be running out of money...so we decided that we would let those stupid Nintendo directors use these ruins in the tournament in exchange for some money."
"THESE ARE SACRED RUINS! YOU CAN'T JUST LET THOSE STUPID NINTENDO PEOPLE TEAR THEM UP LIKE THIS!" Link raves as he continues his embarrasing temper tantrum.
"Are you from hyrule?"the manager asks
"Nooooo" Links answers mockingly. "I'm from Afganistan....Of course I'm from hyrule you narceleptic chicken! Do you know who I am?"
"No I don't think I do." the manager says suprisingly calm "I don't think we formerly introduced ourselves. My name is...Manger O' Hyrultempel"
Link stares blankly at him pondering weather he should smack HIM or the bag of boogered billiard balls that came up with that name. "My name is Link" our now bewilldered hero says. "And you are serious that you don't know who I am?"
"No" Manger says "Your name doesn't ring a bell"
Link stares at him in hate because this fool doesn't know who the hell has saved stupid Hyrule since the regular Nintendo days. So with that link pulls out a bomb, hands it to the manager, and walks away.