Hey guys, I know I need to update my other stories and I will on Sunday probably.

Anyway, this is just a series of random fairytales that I came up with my friends. They are extremely random and stupid. I don't care if you don't like them. I found them quite funny.

PLEASE NOTE: If there is ever a particular chapter that you found interesting and you want me to make into a proper story then just tell me and I'll think about it. I'll need inspiration though so I might not. It depends which chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Twilight. J. K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer own all.

Chapter 1: A Very Axe Murder Fairytale/A Very Vengeful Fairytale (I couldn't decide on a tiltle)

Once upon a time...

There were two girls named Ginny (AKA Harry Lover) and Hermione. They were the best of friends but they were both very sad. They didn't have very nice lives. Hermione's parents are muggles (no-magic folk for all you slow pokes) and Ginny's family was poor. They always got teased at school. Hermione got teased for her brains and her wizard status. Ginny got teased for her annoyingly bright red hair and her family.

So one day these two girls went for road trip. Hermione paid since Ginny was still very poor. They went to the far away land of No Name. It was pretty exclusive. There Ginny met her prince charming, Harry... and a bunch of other oaks like Neville, Luna, Dean and many others that we don't really care about at this point of the story.

Anyway, Ginny had a ball, fell in love, kissed in the sunset, got married and lived happily ever after!

End of story? NO!

Meanwhile...

While Ginny was busy having the time of her life, Hermione was left alone, in the darkness, with no friends. They all didn't like her because she was too smart. They all made fun of her. They made her feel like an outcast. So, one day, Hermione decided to get her revenge.

She became a cold hard angry bitch. She was so angry that she went into her bathroom and purposefully made herself look all pretty. She dressed up in a big poofy princess dress and high heels. She put on a lot of make-up. Hermione walked out the door and to the tool shed. She picked up one of the tools and held it in her hand. She smirked as she looked at it. She hid it behind her back as she made her way towards Ginny and Harry's new house. She opened the door with a hair pin and snuck in quietly. It was night time so everyone would or should be asleep. She walked upstairs and found Harry asleep alone on the bed. She heard some water coming from the bathroom. She smirked as she looked back down at Harry's sleeping form.

"You will pay for stealing away my best friend!" she whispered harshly as she lifted up the axe she was holding and striked him right in the chest.

She striked him a few more times until she was satisfied. He was definitely dead. She was covered in his blood. She didn't care though. She listened to the water that was still coming from the bathroom. Ginny had obviously not heard any of the commotion that had just happened. She smirked as she slowly walked up to the bathroom. She opened the door slowly and found Ginny in only a towel by the sink. She was washing her face. Hermione walked behind her and looked at her through the mirror. Ginny finally wiped the water off her face as she stood up straight. Hermione lifted up the axe. Ginny was wiping her eyes and then she opened them lazily. She gasped as she saw the sight in the mirror. She quickly turned around with eyes wide and before she could do anything else, Hermione striked her in the chest.

Hermione killed Harry.

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And then Ginny.

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And then... herself.

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!THE END!

Or is it...

We'll just have to wait and see my pretties. Mwahahaha!

Okay, I know the end got a little dramatic. Sorry about that. The other chapters won't be like that. Only minimal drama that will make it funny.

So, did you like it? Hate it? Do you think me and my friends are crazy chicks? Btw, we are.

I'll update again on Sunday with my other stories. Right now I have to get ready for a court case. Oh joy *note sarcasm* For those of you who know that I am only like what? 14? Something like that. I am going to a court case with my dad and mom. Something to do with their divorce and my dad disowning me and yada yada yada. Whateves. Anyway, don't know why I told you that. Oh well.

REVIEW if you love me :D or if you don't... you know, whateves. I would like some reviews though.

~Rose/Hannah