Sam's Mighty Need
Sam and Dean like the ladies. Especially Dean. Boy does he love 'em. Because of their love for the ladies, the boys were ecstatic for their double date; Dean, with the help of his magical lady powers, found a way to hook up with some smokin' hot chicks who happened to be twins. Twins. Double the hotness.
"Oni-san?" Sam asked Dean (this means big brother in Japanese). "Will you teach me your ways with the ladies?" His eyes were fixed very intently on his older. The older Winchester smiled.
"Of course, Sammy." He ruffled his hair. "Don't worry. Your mighty need for the ladies will be fulfilled."
"Thanks, Dean!" Sam flashed a grin.
Sam and Dean arrived at Tokyo, Japan for their date. They were going to have dinner with the twins on top of a tall fancy building. They waited in their seats, the night air cooling their faces, the twinkling city lights surrounding them. The boys were excited for the ladies. Suddenly, two Japanese girls arrived with smiles and sat at their table.
"Konnichiwa!" one said.
"Hajijemashite!" said the other.
Sam and Dean looked at each other. They didn't know Japanese. Dean cleared his throat awkwardly.
"So, um," he started. "How you ladies doin'? You lookin' fine." He wiggled his eyebrowns (eyebrowns are like hashbrowns, except on your face). Then Dean looks at you. "Sorry. The author is really tired and is giggling her ass off for no good reason. Carry on reading."
"Anata wa umanokuso no yona nioi!"* girl number one said to Dean in response. She looked very happy about her statement. Dean smiled, putting an arm around his Sammy.
"The lady loves me," he said to his little brother. Sam's heart pounded in his chest. He decided to take a swing and their lady friends.
"H-hey," he said nervously. "I… I have a mighty need and… I was hoping you could fulfill it…" The twins looked at Sam, then each other.
"KAWAII!" they squealed like annoying fangirls. They grabbed each other's hands and started to bounce in their seats (Dean stared at this). Sam became disgusted.
"Ew, fangirls," he said, wrinkling his nose. He stood up, flipped the table, slapped a bitch and kept it real, then jumped off the tall building. He didn't die because he was Batman.
Sam's mighty need was quenched with his mighty disgust of weeaboos.
The End
*note
Google translate said "anata wa umanokuso no yona nioi" means "you smell like horse shit".
(I know, it's not accurate. Shut up.)