15 Easy Ways to Annoy Fang...(By Max)
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(A/N) Yo, readers! Alright, here's the deal. I don't wanna bore you with my nonsense, and neither does my buddy…..This story is, basically, ways to annoy Fang. Via Max. Ya got that guys? And by the way, please visit us at: writersworld-fanfic./ Or we'll haunt you forever! Bwuhahahaha!
15 Easy Ways to Annoy Fang….(By Max)
1. Bleach all of his little black clothes. For extra humiliation? Dye them pink!
2. Lock him in a small cage. A very small cage.
3.Pay Gazzy to imitate Max's voice professing undying love. Then slap Fang when he asks you out.
4.Pet him and hug him for warmth while saying "Kitty, kitty! Who's a good kitty kitty? You are! Yes you are!"
5. Call the "Red-haired Wonder" and tell her that Fang wants to get together again.
6. Give him Valium. Make a recording of him talking. Never, EVER, let it go when he says "Max, Max, I looove you"
Never.
7.Talk about Sam.
8. Call Fang Sam.
9. When you're spacing out, and asked what you're thinking of, reply: "Sam..."
10. Say it in an extra dreamy voice.
11. Pretend to sleep kiss Fang. When he kisses you back, go "Ohh Sam!"
12. Hug attack Fang, and when he turns around, fake surprise and say " I thought you were Sam!"
13. Gather a plethora of people Fang hates. Allow them to hug him at will. Point and laugh.
14. Booby trap the place in which you're staying. Make sure Fang hits them all up.
15. Ask Angel to read Fang's mind and tell you everything. And that means EVERYTHING. Make sure he knows you know what you know. Wait, what?