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So far the only characters are Stephanie McMahon, Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy, Trish Stratus, and Paul Levesque.
Please Read and Review!
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"His name is Paul Levesque, he has been a pimp for five years now. Not only that but he has been selling illegal drugs. We want him in jail, and soon." Stephanie said staring into Jeff and Chris's eyes who were sitting opposite of her.
"Well we're your men." Chris said offering Steph a smile.
Jeff reached over to his boss's desk and grabbed the photograph from the file she had opened. "Oh my god." He whispered. Chris reach over and snatched the picture our of his partners hands.
"Whose the blonde bombshell?" Chris questioned checking out the girl who was wrapped up in Paul's arms.
"Trish Stratus." Jeff and Stephanie answered in unison. Stephanie looked over at Jeff and raised an eyebrow. "You know her?" she asked resting her hands on her desk and leaning towards him.
"Well, I umm, I guess you could say we have a past." Jeff shrugged.
"Well I'm glad, because I'm going to need you to seduce the blonde so that you and Chris will be able to work for Mr. Levesque." Stephanie grinned.
"Shit." Jeff grumbled running his hands over his face. "Steph, that's asking a lot from me. Your saying that I am going to have to use my first love and then have her get thrown in jail?"
"Maybe with your luck Hardy, she will not be apart of this drug selling. You guys start bright and early tomorrow." Stephanie stated grabbing the file and walking out of the glass walled office that lay in the middle of Jeff and Chris's house.
Jeff glared at his partner who busted into laughter after their boss had left. "Man, I love it that you are always the one who has to get involved with the chicks." Chris grinned placing his hands behind his head.
"One more word and I tell Steph that you're in love with her." Jeff threatened.
Chris immediately shut up and followed his partner out of the office.
"You still have feelings for this girl don't you?" Chris asked.
"I haven't seen her for five years, how the hell am I supposed to know?"
Chris shrugged, "I'm gonna go to bed. I think you should think about it to, we have to get up early."
"Yeah, I will soon." Jeff said. He walked over to the glass sliding door that led to the pool out back. After getting outside Jeff slammed the door back shut.
"Lovesick." Chris muttered heading into his bedroom.
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"Any questions?" Stephanie asked heading towards the back door of the large white brick house.
"Yeah, umm, why do we have to stay here?" Jeff crossed his arms looking around at all the luxury he was getting for this case.
"Because Paul has to think you guys are in his business and loaded. Jeff what's wrong with you? I would have thought you would have already known everything about this case. You usually do."
"Jeff was up really late last night, he is really tired, his brain isn't functioning right." Chris covered quickly.
"Uh-huh." Stephanie said throwing a few small plastic bags on the coffee table, each bag filled with 3 white pills. "Here."
"What is this?" Jeff asked holding a bag between his thumb and index finger.
"It's your merchandise." Stephanie said leaving the house.
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"Whose the new neighbors?" Paul asked pulling his silver porche onto the curb.
"Don't know, but they look loaded whoever they are." Trish answered resting her elbow on the side of the door. Her eyes got big as she saw the two guys emerge from the building.
"Something wrong?"
Trish didn't answer. She couldn't keep her eyes off of her ex-boyfriend.
"Looks like we've got company." Chris said nodding his head over towards the porche that was parked in front of the house.
Jeff stuffed his hands in his pockets and walked down the driveway with Chris on his heels.
"Can I help you?" he asked.
Trish looked up at him startled. She quickly looked down and shielded her face with her hand.
"How ya doing? I'm Paul I guess we're neighbors." Paul chuckled.
"Looks like it. I'm Chris and this is Jeff. And you are?" Chris asked looking down at the petite blonde.
"Trish." She answered flatly.
"Listen, you guys wanna come up for a drink or something?" Chris offered.
"Sure." Paul shrugged getting out of the car.
Jeff reached down and opened Trish's door. She cautiously took the hand that he offered her. After helping Trish out of the car Jeff placed his hand on the small of her back leading her towards the house.
"Nice place." Paul whistled as they made their way inside. "What on earth do you do that helps you afford a house like this?" he asked sitting down on one of the black leather couches.
"I don't really think it is appropriate for us to discuss our business with you." Jeff said handing a cold beer to him.
"Nonsense, I'm a business man as well." Paul said.
Chris looked at Jeff hesitantly before grabbing one of the bags and tossing it at Paul. Paul looked at the pill for a minute. "Trish, you wanna go get me some water?" he ordered more than asked.
"I'll show you where the kitchen is." Jeff said.
Trish smiled and followed him. "Last time I checked Jeff Hardy didn't sell drugs." She said after the kitchen door had been closed.
"Last time you checked was five years ago." Jeff retorted.
"What happened to being a cop? I mean your doing the exact opposite now." Trish said.
"It didn't work out. Then I met up with Chris, we've been partners ever since. So when exactly did you become a hooker?" he asked raising an eyebrow at Trish.
"What makes you think that I am one?" Trish questioned.
"Please, look at you, it's practically written all over your face." Jeff shrugged grabbing a glass from the cabinet.
"So, have you thought about me at all?" Trish asked walking up behind him placing her hands on his hips. She let her small hands creep beneath Jeff's white wife beater.
Jeff turned off the sink before turning around. "Everyday." He whispered tilting her head up and capturing her lips in a kiss. Their kiss started off slow, but soon Trish opened her mouth letting Jeff's tongue seep into it. She was halfway getting his shirt off, but after hearing Paul scream her name she quickly pulled away. Grabbing the glass filled with water, she gave Jeff one more soft kiss, then walked out of the kitchen. Jeff took a minute to pull his shirt back down, then followed her out.
"What took you so long?" Paul asked taking the glass from Trish, then receiving his pocketknife from his pocket. Trish shrugged and took a seat next to him. Paul took one of the whit pills from the bag. He scraped some of the pill off and let it spill into the water. "That's some good X.," he said as it fizzled. "How would you like to come work for me?"
Chris and Jeff smiled and shook Paul's hand. "I'm having a get together tonight, why don't you come, say around seven?"
"Sure." Jeff and Chris answered in unison.
"Great, see you then. Let's go Trish."
Trish smiled at the two guys before slipping on her black sunglasses and following Paul out the door.
"I don't want anything to do with those guys, except to take their drugs and money. Now I'm pretty sure I got the drugs covered, but I need you to work on the money. Seduce the rainbow haired guy, what was his name again?" Paul asked.
"Jeff." Trish answered.
"Yes, make him fall in love with you. Start your little scheme tonight."
Trish rolled her eyes. She got into the car and slammed her door shut.
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"So let me get this straight, your playing her, and she's playing you? Jesus Christ, this could be the shittiest love I have ever seen." Chris said flopping down on the couch.
Jeff shrugged and licked his lips, still tasting Trish on them.
Ok, this is the first chapter, I'm not sure when the next one will be up, hopefully soon! Please Read and Review! ~The Lovely Jade~
So far the only characters are Stephanie McMahon, Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy, Trish Stratus, and Paul Levesque.
Please Read and Review!
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"His name is Paul Levesque, he has been a pimp for five years now. Not only that but he has been selling illegal drugs. We want him in jail, and soon." Stephanie said staring into Jeff and Chris's eyes who were sitting opposite of her.
"Well we're your men." Chris said offering Steph a smile.
Jeff reached over to his boss's desk and grabbed the photograph from the file she had opened. "Oh my god." He whispered. Chris reach over and snatched the picture our of his partners hands.
"Whose the blonde bombshell?" Chris questioned checking out the girl who was wrapped up in Paul's arms.
"Trish Stratus." Jeff and Stephanie answered in unison. Stephanie looked over at Jeff and raised an eyebrow. "You know her?" she asked resting her hands on her desk and leaning towards him.
"Well, I umm, I guess you could say we have a past." Jeff shrugged.
"Well I'm glad, because I'm going to need you to seduce the blonde so that you and Chris will be able to work for Mr. Levesque." Stephanie grinned.
"Shit." Jeff grumbled running his hands over his face. "Steph, that's asking a lot from me. Your saying that I am going to have to use my first love and then have her get thrown in jail?"
"Maybe with your luck Hardy, she will not be apart of this drug selling. You guys start bright and early tomorrow." Stephanie stated grabbing the file and walking out of the glass walled office that lay in the middle of Jeff and Chris's house.
Jeff glared at his partner who busted into laughter after their boss had left. "Man, I love it that you are always the one who has to get involved with the chicks." Chris grinned placing his hands behind his head.
"One more word and I tell Steph that you're in love with her." Jeff threatened.
Chris immediately shut up and followed his partner out of the office.
"You still have feelings for this girl don't you?" Chris asked.
"I haven't seen her for five years, how the hell am I supposed to know?"
Chris shrugged, "I'm gonna go to bed. I think you should think about it to, we have to get up early."
"Yeah, I will soon." Jeff said. He walked over to the glass sliding door that led to the pool out back. After getting outside Jeff slammed the door back shut.
"Lovesick." Chris muttered heading into his bedroom.
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"Any questions?" Stephanie asked heading towards the back door of the large white brick house.
"Yeah, umm, why do we have to stay here?" Jeff crossed his arms looking around at all the luxury he was getting for this case.
"Because Paul has to think you guys are in his business and loaded. Jeff what's wrong with you? I would have thought you would have already known everything about this case. You usually do."
"Jeff was up really late last night, he is really tired, his brain isn't functioning right." Chris covered quickly.
"Uh-huh." Stephanie said throwing a few small plastic bags on the coffee table, each bag filled with 3 white pills. "Here."
"What is this?" Jeff asked holding a bag between his thumb and index finger.
"It's your merchandise." Stephanie said leaving the house.
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"Whose the new neighbors?" Paul asked pulling his silver porche onto the curb.
"Don't know, but they look loaded whoever they are." Trish answered resting her elbow on the side of the door. Her eyes got big as she saw the two guys emerge from the building.
"Something wrong?"
Trish didn't answer. She couldn't keep her eyes off of her ex-boyfriend.
"Looks like we've got company." Chris said nodding his head over towards the porche that was parked in front of the house.
Jeff stuffed his hands in his pockets and walked down the driveway with Chris on his heels.
"Can I help you?" he asked.
Trish looked up at him startled. She quickly looked down and shielded her face with her hand.
"How ya doing? I'm Paul I guess we're neighbors." Paul chuckled.
"Looks like it. I'm Chris and this is Jeff. And you are?" Chris asked looking down at the petite blonde.
"Trish." She answered flatly.
"Listen, you guys wanna come up for a drink or something?" Chris offered.
"Sure." Paul shrugged getting out of the car.
Jeff reached down and opened Trish's door. She cautiously took the hand that he offered her. After helping Trish out of the car Jeff placed his hand on the small of her back leading her towards the house.
"Nice place." Paul whistled as they made their way inside. "What on earth do you do that helps you afford a house like this?" he asked sitting down on one of the black leather couches.
"I don't really think it is appropriate for us to discuss our business with you." Jeff said handing a cold beer to him.
"Nonsense, I'm a business man as well." Paul said.
Chris looked at Jeff hesitantly before grabbing one of the bags and tossing it at Paul. Paul looked at the pill for a minute. "Trish, you wanna go get me some water?" he ordered more than asked.
"I'll show you where the kitchen is." Jeff said.
Trish smiled and followed him. "Last time I checked Jeff Hardy didn't sell drugs." She said after the kitchen door had been closed.
"Last time you checked was five years ago." Jeff retorted.
"What happened to being a cop? I mean your doing the exact opposite now." Trish said.
"It didn't work out. Then I met up with Chris, we've been partners ever since. So when exactly did you become a hooker?" he asked raising an eyebrow at Trish.
"What makes you think that I am one?" Trish questioned.
"Please, look at you, it's practically written all over your face." Jeff shrugged grabbing a glass from the cabinet.
"So, have you thought about me at all?" Trish asked walking up behind him placing her hands on his hips. She let her small hands creep beneath Jeff's white wife beater.
Jeff turned off the sink before turning around. "Everyday." He whispered tilting her head up and capturing her lips in a kiss. Their kiss started off slow, but soon Trish opened her mouth letting Jeff's tongue seep into it. She was halfway getting his shirt off, but after hearing Paul scream her name she quickly pulled away. Grabbing the glass filled with water, she gave Jeff one more soft kiss, then walked out of the kitchen. Jeff took a minute to pull his shirt back down, then followed her out.
"What took you so long?" Paul asked taking the glass from Trish, then receiving his pocketknife from his pocket. Trish shrugged and took a seat next to him. Paul took one of the whit pills from the bag. He scraped some of the pill off and let it spill into the water. "That's some good X.," he said as it fizzled. "How would you like to come work for me?"
Chris and Jeff smiled and shook Paul's hand. "I'm having a get together tonight, why don't you come, say around seven?"
"Sure." Jeff and Chris answered in unison.
"Great, see you then. Let's go Trish."
Trish smiled at the two guys before slipping on her black sunglasses and following Paul out the door.
"I don't want anything to do with those guys, except to take their drugs and money. Now I'm pretty sure I got the drugs covered, but I need you to work on the money. Seduce the rainbow haired guy, what was his name again?" Paul asked.
"Jeff." Trish answered.
"Yes, make him fall in love with you. Start your little scheme tonight."
Trish rolled her eyes. She got into the car and slammed her door shut.
*
"So let me get this straight, your playing her, and she's playing you? Jesus Christ, this could be the shittiest love I have ever seen." Chris said flopping down on the couch.
Jeff shrugged and licked his lips, still tasting Trish on them.
Ok, this is the first chapter, I'm not sure when the next one will be up, hopefully soon! Please Read and Review! ~The Lovely Jade~