Disclaimer: I own nothing, NOTHING from LOTR. *Sinister voice* but I will
sooon, yes soon my preciousssssss, *cough* sorry. But the fangirl is based
on several friends of mine.I suppose including myself since I do love
Legolas. Anyhoo. Any complaints, drop me a line, I would love to have a
right laugh at your expense. =) On with the show.
A Day in the Life of.A Legolas Lover
7:30: Wake up. Stare into Legolas Poster daydreaming about what our children will look like if.no, when we get married.
8:15: Get up. Look at ears in mirror. Contemplate attaching fishhooks to get desired "pointy" effect. Decide that Legolas would love me no matter what. Go to school. *Sigh*
9:00: Class. Scribble "I wuv wegowas" all over my books. Daydream about Legolas galloping in and saving me from my dismal life, rushing me off to middle earth. Oh-oh, caught by teacher.
1:00: Lunchtime. Spend detention scribbling pictures of my wedding, to Legolas of course, all over the "I wuv Wegowas" I had done before. Busted by teacher again. Think teacher is Legolas.again.almost snog face off.again.
3:30: Dismissal. Yay! Get to go home and work on my Legolas fanpage, and my story where he meets a mysterious elf and falls for her beauty.but it's not me. No, not at all. And sort out my Legolas scrapbook, and arrange my new Legolas posters, and check if any new Legolas fansites have been set up. Oh, and homework, better do my homework too.
5:00: Flick through Lord of the Rings for the fun of it. Read and re-read the bits with Legolas in it. Decide that the movie is so much better than the book. Get into argument about same subject on my Legolas chat page with 'bookie" who thinks just because the movie left out "about five hundred crucial points" that the books are better. Huh, yeah.
8:00: Dinner. Bore family senseless with questions such as; "If Legolas came to dinner one night? What do you think he would eat?" Also, caused sister to choke when asked question that has plagued fans for ages; "Would Legolas wear boxers or briefs? Or possibly nothing at all?" oops. But it is interesting. Will post question on Legolas fansite later on. Evil evil brother suggested that Legolas is gay. No way! Just because he has long blonde hair and leaps. Anyway, he doesn't leap, he walks gracefully.
9:30: Bad news. Dad just disconnected the Internet. Apparently, he has told me off every night since the first LOTR movie came out about me spending all his money on the net fees. Will have to make do with Legolas Fanzine I have been meaning to finish.
10:30: Bed, don't want to wear myself out for school, since it is the perfect time to daydream about Legolas and check my site out at lunch. Go to sleep and dream happy dreams about Legolas and me marrying and him taking me over the sea to live happily ever after. Nighty Night!
What did y'all think? Please review and boost my ego! (Or, um, tear it down if you be so inclined.) Coming soon to a monitor near you.. A day in the Life of. A Mary-Sue writer!
A Day in the Life of.A Legolas Lover
7:30: Wake up. Stare into Legolas Poster daydreaming about what our children will look like if.no, when we get married.
8:15: Get up. Look at ears in mirror. Contemplate attaching fishhooks to get desired "pointy" effect. Decide that Legolas would love me no matter what. Go to school. *Sigh*
9:00: Class. Scribble "I wuv wegowas" all over my books. Daydream about Legolas galloping in and saving me from my dismal life, rushing me off to middle earth. Oh-oh, caught by teacher.
1:00: Lunchtime. Spend detention scribbling pictures of my wedding, to Legolas of course, all over the "I wuv Wegowas" I had done before. Busted by teacher again. Think teacher is Legolas.again.almost snog face off.again.
3:30: Dismissal. Yay! Get to go home and work on my Legolas fanpage, and my story where he meets a mysterious elf and falls for her beauty.but it's not me. No, not at all. And sort out my Legolas scrapbook, and arrange my new Legolas posters, and check if any new Legolas fansites have been set up. Oh, and homework, better do my homework too.
5:00: Flick through Lord of the Rings for the fun of it. Read and re-read the bits with Legolas in it. Decide that the movie is so much better than the book. Get into argument about same subject on my Legolas chat page with 'bookie" who thinks just because the movie left out "about five hundred crucial points" that the books are better. Huh, yeah.
8:00: Dinner. Bore family senseless with questions such as; "If Legolas came to dinner one night? What do you think he would eat?" Also, caused sister to choke when asked question that has plagued fans for ages; "Would Legolas wear boxers or briefs? Or possibly nothing at all?" oops. But it is interesting. Will post question on Legolas fansite later on. Evil evil brother suggested that Legolas is gay. No way! Just because he has long blonde hair and leaps. Anyway, he doesn't leap, he walks gracefully.
9:30: Bad news. Dad just disconnected the Internet. Apparently, he has told me off every night since the first LOTR movie came out about me spending all his money on the net fees. Will have to make do with Legolas Fanzine I have been meaning to finish.
10:30: Bed, don't want to wear myself out for school, since it is the perfect time to daydream about Legolas and check my site out at lunch. Go to sleep and dream happy dreams about Legolas and me marrying and him taking me over the sea to live happily ever after. Nighty Night!
What did y'all think? Please review and boost my ego! (Or, um, tear it down if you be so inclined.) Coming soon to a monitor near you.. A day in the Life of. A Mary-Sue writer!