'So.. what now?' Ruby asked awkwardly 'I mean, are you even capable of.. you know?'
'I'm not sure' Penny said in her usual quirky tone 'There was no information on this topic in my database'
'Hehe, same'
Penny cocked her head slightly, 'I was unaware that humans were capable of possessing databases'
'What? Oh no, Penny I was just.. never mind'
Ruby and Penny had been dating for the past year now and had finally decided to take their relationship to the next level, unfortunately neither of them had any idea what to do.
'Perhaps we should ask Yang to-'
'No, nope nu-uh never. No Yang.' Ruby was not going to ask her older sister how to properly have sex. 'Or Blake'
'Oh, is that because it would be considered 'awkward'?'
'Yes Penny, it would be very awkward' Ruby shuddered 'and the puns would.. yeah, no Yang.'
'I will record that information, if you like I could attempt to find something online' Penny said, completely unfazed
'Yeah that would be good, the internet knows everything right?'
Penny's eyes turned hazy for a few seconds before an oddly emotionless voice spoke through the small speaker inside her shoulder blades.
'Information found, read? Yes - No'
Ruby sat beside Penny on the bed wondering if this was a good idea.
'Read? Yes - No'
'Yeah read it, uh I mean.. Yes' she said blushing slightly.
'Loading..'
'Required files found.'
'They leaned their body closer enjoying the intimacy of the-'
'Nope, nope- find something else Penny! Find something else!' Ruby yelled covering her ears
'His hands were like ice as they trailed up her exposed-'
'NO!'
'Their bodies press-'
'NO!'
'Hands clasped around his waist, he brought his mouth u-'
'Penny stop!'
Penny stopped.
Ruby uncovered her ears, blushing furiously,
'Hehe, maybe we should just cuddle instead'
Penny nodded, 'I believe I now know what you Humans mean when you say 'awkward''
A.N. Well that was a thing. I literally came up with this at 1am so..
All comments and feedback is welcome, and I hope to see you all next time.
Bye~ (^-^)/