Prompt: Fem!Kuroko (Tetsumi) and Hanamiya having a relationship that mirrors Aomine and Momoi

For: Shiranai Atsune

Note: Kuroko Tetsumi is the same age as Hanamiya, so a year older than the Kiseki no Sedai and is currently in her second year. She still joined first string in her second year and commutes to and from Teiko.

Idiot

"Imayoshi that bastard..." Hanamiya grumbled under his breath as he exited the school gates.

"That's not nice, Mako-chan," a girl chided. Hanamiya jumped at the sound of her voice.

"Fuck! Tetsumi, I told you to stop popping up like that. Why the fuck are you even here? I can take care of myself so stop coming." Hanamiya said with a scowl.

Tetsumi huffed, her short sky-blue hair shifting with the movement.

"That's mean, Mako-chan. We're friends aren't we? At least appreciate the effort I put into coming all the way here for you."

"Stop calling me Mako-chan and stop coming here," Hanamiya said as he shoved past her, hands stuffed in his pockets. Kuroko easily trailed behind her childhood friend.

"But we live in the same area. I already pass by your school on the way home so what's wrong with walking with you?"

"I don't need you to babysit me."

"I beg to differ. If I don't accompany you, you'll get in all sorts of trouble. And I mean trouble that you start. You should do something more useful with that ridiculously high IQ of yours."

"Get off my case."

"Are you sure, because your fly's unzipped, if you haven't noticed." Hanamiya stopped to glance down. He quickly closed the zipper, face flushed red with anger and embarrassment. No wonder Imayoshi looked so amused the entire day.

"You're telling me this now?!" Hanamiya demanded as the smaller girl pulled up next to him.

"It doesn't really matter, does it? There's no one around."

"Don't you have anywhere else to be?"

"I already finished my club activities at my school. Besides, Mako-chan. If you really wanted to avoid me, you would have left school earlier."

"Tch."

"So I guess that means you're not having fun at shool?"

"Of course not," Hanamiya answered swiftly. "Imayoshi doesn't let me do shit."

"Language, Mako-chan," Tetsumi reminded him, which he waved away.

"Like I care." Tetsumi gave him a withering look.

"Sometimes I feel like I should have followed you to your middle school. I bet your classmates have a real hard time dealing with you. Do you even have any friends?"

"Of course I do, idiot. I'm not you. And for the record, you just stay in Teikou."

"I too have friends, I'm not sure what you're talking about. And I don't plan on transferring here if that's what you mean."

"Crush on dear Daiki-kun?" Hanamiya sneered. Kuroko puffed her cheeks indignantly.

"Aomine-kun is a kouhai, teammate, and partner."

"Doesn't sound like it the way you always talk about him."

"It can't be helped. I admire his spirit. Besides, it is because of Aomine-kun I am able to play basketball like this."

"Ha. His type... I have no doubt in the future he'll leave you, and so will the rest of your teammates." Hanamiya said, half out of spite, and half because it was something he had no doubt would come to pass. Kuroko flinched.

"Just because you don't like them... Don't say mean things about my friends, Mako-chan you jerk!"

"You just don't see it, Tetsumi. Power always corrupts. You'll part ways with them in the future. You should cut your losses and break it off right now. Somethings are meant to be crushed-" Hanamiya was cut off as he felt a sting against his cheek.

"Mako-chan you moron!" Tetsumi yelled as she stormed off, leaving Hanamiya clutching the side of his face.

"M-moron?" He rubbed his cheek before his brain started kicking back in. "Damn it, Tetsumi! Don't run off here!"

...

Tetsumi stomped off in her rage. Mako-chan didn't know her teammates. Akashi-kun was trustworthy. Murasakibara-kun was just a child in giant's body. Midorima-kun was a bit tsundere, but he meant well. Even Kise-kun who had joined recently had a genuine side to him. And Aomine, who played with a bright grin on his face... In her tantrum, she had failed to notice the neighborhood she was passing and the person who she bumped into. She fell back, scratching her hands as she broke her fall.

"Hah? I just bumped into something..."

Tetsumi looked up slowly with a hint of dread in her normally impassive expression. Two large thugs, most likely in high school blocked her path. They both seemed to notice her as well. She cursed herself for being so stupid. She knew this area was dangerous. It wasn't usually an issue since she had an abnormally low presence that allowed her to avoid people like this, but today...

"Shit! When the hell did she appear?" the thug on the left asked.

"Who cares. She doesn't have that much in curves but she's still quite a looker," the thug on the right said as he bent down to inspect her. Kuroko shifted warily back at the lecherous grin on the male's face. "A middle schooler, eh? How about us two nii-san's show you how to have fun."

"No thank you," Tetsumi said politely, standing up and ignoring the hand offered to her. "I need to go home and do my homework."

"Hey, hey, you can do that kind of stuff later," the right thug said, swinging his arms around her shoulders in a tight grip.

"Uh..."

"You don't have to come all the way here!" All three heard a faint voice say as it got closer. "Masayoshi-san, don't worry, I'll find her... I said you don't have to come!" the same exasperated tone said. "People will think something is wrong if you come all the way here carting your police car... Fine. Five minutes. I'll call you then whether I've found her or not... Yes sir... Crystal clear. Not a scratch or its straight to the prison," the voice said, sounding slightly amused at the last part. "Thank you, sir," the male said as he turned the corner. Tetsumi's relief showed visibly on her face as Hanamiya turned the corner, flipping his phone shut. He paused at the sight of her.

"Oh, Ruri-chan, you had me worried there for a second. Honestly, I thought I was going to be thrown in- who are these two people?" Hanamiya said, sounding innocently surprised. Had Tetsumi not known him as long as she did, she may have fallen for the act. Hanamiya was never so innocent or ignorant, but he sure as hell did know how to seem like it when he wanted to.

"And you are?"

"Ruri-chan's brother's friend. Mato's a bit occupied today so I offered to take her home, but it seems someone doesn't trust me enough to do so." Hanamiya said with a convincing show of exasperation while opening his phone and punching in a few keys before holding it up to his year, pausing before speaking. "Yeah, Masayoshi-san. I found Ruri-chan- No. Well, um, actually she scratched her hands a bit, it seems she bumped into a couple of guys and fell- I said you don't have to come! Damn the old man... he doesn't listen at all!" Hanamiya said as he shoved his phone in his pocket. "Can I have my friend? I'd rather not lose any more credibility then I seem to have lost..." Hanamiya said pleasantly.

"Che," the thug said as he shoved her towards Hanamiya who caught her and subtly put himself between her and the older boys. The older boys quickly left, walking at a fast pace while glancing from side to side. After all Masayoshi-san was famous officer in this neighborhood for renown for catching juveniles like them.

When they were out of earshot, Hanamiya turned to glare at her harshly.

"You idiot. Fucking... what the hell did you think you were doing? What would you have done if I hadn't been there?" Hanamiya demanded.

"I suppose I might have been in trouble..." Tetsumi said blandly, but she was trembling slightly from the encounter. Momoi-chan had often told her about such experiences. She hadn't even imagined it would have happened to her. After all, she was practically invisible.

"You think? Do I need to tell you exactly what might happen, huh? You're a girl, you have to be more careful."

"I know... I'm sorry, Mako-chan. For slapping you. And... thank you for that."

"We're lucky those two were absolute morons and actually believed that shit. Fuck. Don't you dare run off like that again."

"...Arigato, Mako-chan. I'm really sorry."

"You... Ugh, whatever." Hanamiya groaned as he ran a head through his hair. "Don't you ever go do something stupid like that again, do you understand?"

"Hai..." Kuroko said quietly.

"Come on, let's just get home," Hanamiya as he grabbed her by the wrist and tugged her along.

"...Really sorry, Mako-chan." Tetsumi muttered again.

"I said whatever. Stop apologizing." Hanamiya said, not turning to look at her.

"Hai," Tetsumi said softly. She stared a regretfully to the side. It was a mistake on her part to be so careless. Things could have ended up a lot worse.

"And... forget about what I said about your teammates earlier."

"Huh?"

"Nothing." Hanamiya said. Tetsumi's lips twitched into a smile. She knew it was equivalent of him apologizing.

She pulled her wrist away and sped up as she intertwined their hands with a small grin.

"Thank you, Mako-chan~"

"Don't hold my hand, I'll get blood and all your dirty germs on me, idiot." Hanamiya grumbled, but didn't pull his hand away.

A/N: Sorry about how long it took, I've actually been holding off on it so I though it would be good to at least get out a rough draft for you. Tell me it it's to you liking :)