It was a normal day in the mansion of smashing... which usually means anything but regular.

"You know what I could go for?" Male Robin asked, rubbing his gloved hands together while walking through one of the countless lounges.

Meta Knight lowered the 'sword settings' book he was reading, squinting his yellow eyes at Robin. "What, pray I ask?"

"Pie. It's a wonderful day for-" Before he could finish the song, Robin was hit in the face by a banana cream pie, causing Donkey Kong to pop up with a cart of pies.

"I'll shower you with coconut cream pies!" Donkey Kong sang as he then began throwing pies everywhere, y'know IN THE KITCHEN.

This seemed to not be all that bad, except that it turned out that the manor was fresh out of pie, causing panic to spread as everyone couldn't control themselves.

"Oh no, we gotta get more pie!" Nana screamed as the pink clothed girl Ice Climber placed her hands on her face after dropping her wooden mallet, freezing everyone who were using their attacks with her icy powers as she then spotted Waluigi relaxing on the bench nearby. "And you gotta help us!"

"...Go away." Waluigi grumbled as he wanted to be left by himself.

Nana puffed her face cheeks as she shook Waluigi. "Come on, have a heart! Pie is fundamental for us Smashers!"

"Yeah and he isn't one," Viridi remarked in a snarky tone as she had an annoying smirk on her ugly ass face.

Nana lowered her eyes at the hated Goddess of Nature. "He's still more liked than you'll ever be."

"T-that's not true!" Viridi blubbered as tears were filled in her eyes, feeling her ego crushed.

Nana chucked her mallet right at Viridi's face as she turned to Waluigi, holding her gloved hands together. "Oh Wally, won't you please be so considerate?"

"Peh, I'm not considerate to anyone except my friends." Waluigi scoffed as he had his purple lanky arms wrapped around the back of his head.

Nana's stomach growling prompted her to try her best to get the dastardly man on his side. "Oh Wallace, why can't you see that we need your help?"

"Why don't you see that I want to be left alone?" Waluigi responded as he pulled Nana's hood down on her, turning away as he returned to his position. "Now let me just-"

Nana prompted to cry loudly as she began doing her losing animation, with Waluigi growling as he revealed his teeth.

"You know that's not going to convince me," Waluigi pointed out while brushing his mustache. "You're better off just-"

Nana proceeded to break wind on Waluigi by sitting on his face, with him flailing his arms as he couldn't get away from Nana farting on him. Several minutes passed as Waluigi summoned his tennis racket and whacked Nana away, placing a clothespin on his pink nose as he growled.

"You could have been at least nicer about that!" Nana groaned as she rubbed her injured butt, still passing fart gas that was muffled by her stinky parka.

"If you promise to leave me alone for a week, I'll go on this adventure to get you pie." Waluigi grumbled as he placed his left hand on his cap. "Why do I feel like this is going to backfire on me..."

"Yay! Time to save the Smashers!" Nana gleefully cheered as she then let out a gross wet fart on Viridi's face, giggling as she winked. "Get up, stinky! We're going to get pie!"

"Eww! And I thought the goddesses were bad!" Viridi groaned as she fanned away the smell, whacking Nana away with her staff as she got onto her feet. "If you think I'm willing to come then you're solely mistaken-"

Nana froze Viridi, with the frozen Nature Godess unable to move as the female Ice Climber pushed her towards the exit, with Waluigi begruginly following behind.