Rory woke up in a bed that wasn't his. It took him a few seconds to remember what events led up to him being there, and in those few seconds, he was happy. He felt satisfied, peaceful, and…not alone. He suddenly realized his nakedness, and in that same moment, the events of the last night came rushing back to him. Oh. Amy. He winced, already feeling the beating that was sure to come from this. Oops.
The memory itself was the best memory he'd ever had, the happiest moment of his life. It began when he walked into the TARDIS last night. Amy and the Doctor had been out saving some planet or the other, but he had fallen and hit his head. He felt fine, but the Doctor insisted he go back to the TARDIS in case he had a concussion. Upon entering the TARDIS, he intended to go straight to the armory and do a little sword practice, but the machine had other ideas. He walked the route he knew by heart, the one that had always led to the armory before, and he opened the door. He stepped in, expecting a room full of swords, shields, and exotic guns, and he certainly didn't expect what he saw.
The room was most definitely not the armory, or at least not the armory to which he was planning on going. Instead, he had opened the door to reveal a room full of sex toys. They coated the walls, ceiling, and floor. He saw some he recognized and many that were completely foreign to him. There was one odd tentacled one, that despite its strangeness and the absurdity of the room, he was drawn to. Touching it tentatively, he shivered as it moved in his grip. He did not know quite what this room's purpose was, but he had already decided he liked it. Maybe it was best that Amy wasn't there after all.
"What is this, Sexy?" he asked, the name coming as naturally to him as Amy's. "Is this all for me?"
He heard the affirmative in his mind, and the TARDIS wiggled a few more of its devices, inviting him to play. "If you insist," he muttered, deciding that the TARDIS must know best. "And you're participating in this, are you? Well if you insist…"
The night that came next was long and fun-filled, and with Sexy's help, there were no interruptions. That planet was in a hell of a lot of danger from aliens that may or may not have existed, leaving Rory and Sexy alone for several hours.