Weed, by Dirkfrrt
One day Ash was home in Pallet Town. He gave up on Pokemon School in Hawaii because Ash is way too dumb for school. Instead of doing his math homework, he fulfulled his sexual pleasures by shoving his face deep into the girl's toilet while Pikachu elextricuted him. Serena had to take a big poop one afternoon, and whenshe obsvired Ash deriving sexual pleasure from his Pokemon, she chose to go be gay with Shauna instead, but not before calling Officer Jenny to report public indecency/ Ash was sentencesd to 23457298345 days in jail, where he would proceed to stuff his face into the jail toilet while Pikapoo eclectric shoked him boner.
So he cum home right, and would get a hit of dat WEED that Mr. Mime grows on their propertah. Errbody buy their weed, so that Ash mom don't jail. ddddddddddddddd
She make dat money doh, unless Ashhole hoem smoke dat produzrt son.
Anyway hommmie, Ash smocked that weed that i mentieoned a wiles back, and ate all Ash mom cookies and cornbread, and even some sweedish fist adn a butt shaped cake with haff a snickers bar wedge between they asscheek. "It's poop" said Ash, and he ATE IT . So yeah, Pikachu is gay now.
Ash smoked that weed, and Gary cum over house and he say "You, let me get all tdhat weed."
"Get your own," said Ash.
"I got 1000000000000000000 dollars from being famous rich scumbag. Weed me up, Ashy."
"You hella gay," said Ashk, and Gary took all the hits of dat weed.
"I'm not gay, cockbreath. Although I did have a sugar daddy for awhile, some racist cisscum bnamed Giovanni. I ride his pencil dick, like having a little tickle in you sphincter. He came, and I went home. Next day we marry. Next day he fall off cliff and die. I got all his money, his bitchass son aint got shit."
"FUCK YOU, I AIN'T NO BITCHASS."
"HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SILVER THE HEDGEHOG? NO? THAN THE STOERY AIN"T BOUT YOU PLAYA."
"Silver's my half brother and you know what, sassypants."
"What bitch, what?"
"I'M IN A COMA."
To bee movietinued...