ahhh...double procrastination. p.s. no weewoks were hurt in the makin of this motion picture
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Captains shlog:
"SPOCK! EMERGENCIO! CABRON! ENTRAR!" says shatner
"que quieres capitan?"
"pendejo! eres una klingon en una millienio falco a fuera! ayyeee!"
"en una millenio falco?"
"si! si baboso si!"
(shatner grabs the giant micrphone on the ship)
"CHUPA ME VERGA LUKE SKYFOOKERRR!"
--shatner blasts a few cannons filled with garbage--
"TWWEEDLE PEW PEW WHEEE WHEEEE AHHH" says r2d2.
"Luke" says c 3ree pee OH,
"DAMMIT C 3PO YOU WILL ADRESS ME AS CAPTAIN YA SHINY TIN KNOB!" yells luke.
"so sorry luke, anyways, we;re under attack"
"well thanks for the heads up captain obvious!"
--bitchslaps 3po--
meanwhile, back on whatever that star trek ship is called.
"DYYY -NO- MYTE SPAWK! WE HIT THE MOFO! WE'VE SUNK HIS BATTLESHIP!"
"hip hip, hoo ray sir"
"oh spock! quit being an a-hole and bust out da champaigne"
"but sir, its for my wedding, and what happened to your horrible spanish?"
"wha? spanish? what the hell is spanish? and anyways, you get married? YOURE A NERD!"
--spock cries--
"VIVA SHATNER DEEP SPACE 9!"
--meanwhile luke spirals towards earth and blows up the death star--