Hello today we will be interviewing Goku on live tv .

Nicole: So Goku is it true that you are a stupid monkey?

Goku: What I am not stupid but I am a monkey. Who said I was stupid?

( Vegeta suddenly appears backstage and starts to whistle)

Goku: Heeeeeeeeey im not stupid im just a little empty minded sometimes.

Nicole: Well ok then, so Goku is it true that you are anorexic?

Goku: Nooooooo of course not, im not evil?

Nicole: --' Aaaaahhh anorexic means you don't eat much at all not that your evil.

( Vegeta gets on stage and slaps Goku in the face)

Vegeta: You imbecile . You have to be the stupidest person I've ever met. I cant believe you don't know what anorexic means. Kakorot you're a disgrace to our saiyan race stop talking before you say something stupid again.

Goku: Sorry Vegeta its not my fault.

( Nicole starts to laugh and then Vegeta comes up to her and slaps her in the face twice as hard )

Nicole: Heeey what was that for (she says crying like a little girl)

Vegeta: for being an idiot.

( Vegeta leaves the room mumbling and cursing)

( wipes up her tears and starts to interview Goku again)

Nicole: Well uuhhh kakorot I mean Goku , is it true Vegeta beat you in super Mario bros for Nintendo 64 more then 30 times

Goku: Awww man Vegeta promised me he would not tell anyone that. And well he cheated every time.

Nicole: Hehe looks like Gokus in denial.

Goku: I am not in denial. Wait whats denial anyway?

Nicole: --' wow lets move on shall we, So Goku do you really love your wife?

Goku: well of course I do whispers (if I said I didn't Chi Chi would kill me)

Chi Chi: I HERD THAT GOKU YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE TONIGHT MISTER .

Goku: Awwww you herd that now im in trouble and its all your falt.

Nicole: Hehehe I love this job.

Nicole: Ummm well is it true that your cheating on Chi Chi for Bulma.

Goku: Wait no its not true take it back before Chi Chi….

( Chi Chi comes out of the crowd and kicks Goku in the balls)

Goku: OOOOooow ooooohhhhhh.

(Goku lays on the floor paralyzed then Chi Chi grabs him by the ear and pulles him out of the Show)

Chi Chi: That's it Goku were going home and we're going to have a long talk.

Nicole: Wait we're not done with the…. Ooo forget it shes not coming back. O well that's our show for tonight and toon in next week to see what happens to Vegeta next.