Bowser Jr. the cute evil Koopa boy
Magician
Crowed claps
Toadinie the Mushroom magician- Thank you! Thank you!
Crowed stops clapping
Toadinie- For today's trick I am going to escape this huge tank of water while in this really tight straightjacket.
Crowed- Ohhh! Ahhh!
Toadinie- To make things even more interesting and dangerous I must escape before this cage filled with man-eating Cheep cheeps, Bloopas and Sharks is released.
Crowed claps and whistles with excitement while some gasp.
Toadinie- First I need a volunteer from the audience.
Toadinie looks round the audience and points to Bowser Jr. who was sitting at the back playing his gameboy.
Toadinie- You!
Bowser Jr.- Me?
Toadinie- Yes! Come up here kid!
Bowser Jr. walks onto the stage.
Toadinie- Ok kid this is what I need you to do.
Bowser Jr.- Ok I'm listening.
Toadinie starts talking while Bowser Jr.'s mind start to wander else where. He saw something shiny on the back of his jacket and takes it while he wasn't looking. It was a key. Bowser Jr. liked shiny things.
Toadinie- Ok so do you understand what you're meant to do?
Bowser Jr. hides the key behind his shell.
Bowser Jr.- Okeydokey!
Toadinie- Alright, well here's the timer. I have to escape in three minutes.
Toadinie is lowered into the tank of water. Bowser Jr. held the timer in his cute little claws and watches the magician as he tries to escape. Bowser Jr. was bored and starts playing with the key. The magician looked like he was struggling. Bowser Jr. turns to look at the tank. He starts smiling wickedly at him.
The timer keeps ticking. Toadinie saw the wicked little Koopa child as he begins picking his fangs with the key.
Toadinie- (Struggling for air)
Bowser Jr.- Huh? What was that?
He then begins playing with the key. Tossing it around with his tail.
Bowser Jr.- Times nearly up!
The timer finishes and all the man-eating Cheep cheeps, Bloopas and Sharks fall into the tank of water. Several Toads rushed onto the stage to help him.
Bowser Jr.- This is boring. Even Kamek can do better.
He walks off the stage.
The following week…
Magic-guy the Shy-guy magician- Alright I need a volunteer to help me saw my assistant in half!
Bowser Jr.- Oh! I'll do it!
Bowser Jr. runs onto the stage. He saws right into his assistant until she screams in pain and blood squirts out. The audience runs out of the building.
End