Ch.1 - Surprise

Sasuke stared at Naruto, who was grinning like an idiot. He was also holding a strange looking scroll. Sasuke glared.

"What are you doing Naruto?" he asked.

Naruto had unrolled the scroll and was now making hand signs.

"You need to learn more about girls, Sasuke", Naruto said.

Sasuke suddenly felt sick and clutched his stomach and groin as searing pain shot through his body. He fell to his knees, with one arm holding him up. His chest grew and something disappeared. His hair grew to past his shoulders and his waist was thinner. As fast as it came, the pain was gone. He sat up, confused, and felt a sudden weight on his chest. He reached up and grabbed it and froze. Breasts. He rounded on Naruto, quickly pinning him to the ground by his neck.

"What did you do to me?!" He demanded. He stopped. His voice…it was a girl's voice. He put a hand to his throat and stared blankly at Naruto. He went limp and sat on him, straddling him. He stared at his right hand, his left limp and hanging by his side. His hand was smaller and smoother. He and Naruto flinched when they heard Sakura coming.

"O, dope! What're we going to do now?!" Sasuke asked.

"I don't know, Naoko!" Naruto yelled/whispered.

"Naoko?"

"I can't call you Sasuke! They'd be suspicious!"

"Hmm….smart thinking." Sasuke/Naoko said. He/she looked at Naruto, "How long does this thing last?"

"Umm….two weeks I think," He said slowly. Naoko glared and tightened her hold on his neck.

"Two weeks?! What the hell am I…." He stopped. Sakura was now on the bridge and looking at them curiously. Luckily Naoko's hair was long enough to hide the Uchiha symbol on his back.

"What's going on?" She asked. Naoko stared at her as if seeing her for the first time. Naruto looked at her, and then down at the way 'Naoko' was sitting on him. He blushed a deep red.

"Hey…." He whispered. Naoko looked at him, and after seeing him blush and looking down, that he realized what he was doing.

"Yaaaahhh!" He screamed. He jumped back quickly, nearly hitting Sakura. Naruto sat up and looked at them, as if expecting something.

Naoko knew. He knew what Naruto expected to happen. He thought sakura would recognize him, long hair/female body or not. She apparently wasn't paying 'him' any attention, but was staring at 'her'. He was mildly amused when Sakura started to lecture Naruto, completely forgetting about him. He took this as a chance to escape, but was stopped when Sakura grabbed the back of his shirt.

"I want to know who you are." Sakura looked at him, and blinked. Naruto flinched slightly.

"Do I know you? You look familiar." Sakura said thoughtfully. Naruto quickly shook his head.

"No! No, you don't!"

"Then what were you and Naruto doing?" She asked. Naoko inwardly smirked.

"He said something rather rude and perverted to me." Naoko said. Sakura glared at Naruto, who flinched backwards, yet glared at Naoko.

"I'll get you later." He warned before Sakura punched him, sending him back a few hundred feet. Naoko suddenly felt sorry for him, kind of. In a way, he deserved it. Sakura turned back to him and smiled.

"Okay. Since Kakashi found me before I got here and told me that we didn't have a meeting today, I can take you away from here." Sakura went over and grabbed his hand, dragging him away.

"Exactly….where are we going?" Naoko asked nervously.

"We're going to meet the others at Ichiraku."

"Others?" Naoko asked his voice cracking.

"Yeah. Hinata, Ino, and Tenten." Sakura looked back at her, her expression priceless when she saw unrestrained confusion. She sighed and stopped, turning around to face him. Naoko was really confused. Why were they going to meet them? Didn't Sakura know who he was? And why the hell was he letting her drag him?! Then again….the dope had turned him into a girl, with long hair. This wasn't just some genjutsu or otherwise Sakura would have seen right through it. And with Naruto being the best prankster in all of Konoha's history, something like this was like eating ramen for him. Too easy.

But…spending the whole day with Sakura, the annoying fan girl, Ino, an even more annoying fan girl, Hinata, a shy, stuttering girl, and Tenten, a tomboy?! This was torture! But….then again, Sakura was getting better about not asking him out. Actually, she hadn't asked him out for a date for weeks now. Maybe…he could use this disguise (if that's what you want to call it. Sasuke/Naoko sweat drops…) to see if she still liked him. Still….these feelings he kept having every time a boy looked at him or he looked at them….were strange. He made a mental note to snatch Naruto up later and question him about this jutsu…thing.

Sakura's voice brought him back to reality.

"Come on. You were so dazed out you didn't hear me. So I'll introduce you to them." She grabbed his arm and led him down the road to Ichiraku.

"Hey guys!" She greeted, waving. They looked over and smiled, Ino waving back. They watched silently as Sakura forced Naoko to sit down. Naoko was extremely tense and looking rather nervous.

"What are you nervous for?" She asked, but continued without waiting for an answer. "Guys. This is Naruto's friend. He did or said something stupid to her, so I kidnapped her. She's hanging with us for now."

Naoko waited patiently for them to say something. Several seconds ticked by before Hinata spoke.

"W-well, W-what are we d-doing today?" she asked, looking at each of them. Ino and Tenten shared a look, and smirked, looking at Naoko.

"Shopping!" They yelled. Sakura immediately agreed, and Hinata merely nodded. Tenten looked at the new girl.

"By the way, what's your name?" she asked. Naoko was quiet for a full minute, clearly taken by surprise.

"Well?" she pressed. Tenten had a feeling that when she had asked, the new girl had apparently been deep in thought. She finally answered.

"N-Naoko." She said. The girls nodded and got up, heading towards the door while dragging Naoko.

'This couldn't get any worse! They're going shopping! That's a guy's worst nightmare!' he thought. He looked up at his captors, who were still dragging him around. He swore to beat them to a ….

"Come on, Naoko! You need some new clothes!" Sakura said. He snapped his head towards her.

"What? Why?"

"Because yours are too big for you!" she giggled. Naoko grumbled, but it was ignored.

Three hours, lots of clothes changing, grumbling and cursing, later, they left for Sakura's home for a fame of truth-or-dare. Naoko now had a new outfit, and was currently wearing it. It consisted of a blue kimono top with no sleeves, a dark purple obi that left his stomach showing, black skin tight shots, black fingerless elbow gloves, and a blue skirt that left the right side of his waist down showing. His kunai pouch on his left hip and shuriken holder on his right thigh. His long black hair pulled into a high ponytail.

Thankfully, they hadn't seen the clothes he had originally been wearing. That would have raised lots of questions, and he was, (reluctantly) grateful for the new clothes. He glanced at the girls. They, too, were wearing new clothes. Sakura was wearing a red sweater with sleeves that reached her fingers, and a pair of black Capri's. Ino was wearing a light blue button up shirt and dark blue skirt that reached mid-thigh. Hinata was wearing a violet sleeveless turtleneck with a dark brown Capri's. And Tenten was wearing a forest green sleeveless Chinese shirt and black shorts.

They finally reached Sakura's house and Naoko was slightly hesitant to enter. Inside there was a small step led to a large living room. A couch and a few chairs sat around a small, knee-high table. A hallway was to the left, as few doors lining it. The first door on the left was the kitchen. The other doors must have been room, but the doors were close, so he couldn't tell. The bookshelf was filled to the point of overflowing with books, picture frames, and shuriken and kunai in glass cases. On the table were flowers, and in the middle was an old looking hitai-ate. He was tempted to ask about it, but decided against it. They sat down on the couch and chairs, Sakura going to get drinks and snacks. Tenten looked over at Naoko.

"So, Naoko," she said getting the girl's attention.

"Yeah?"

"You never did tell us your last name."

Naoko stared at her, narrowing his eyes. Calm outside, a raging cyclone inside.

'Last name? Naruto, you idiot! This is all your fault! I can't say Uchiha, cause that'll rouse even more suspicion I need to think of a last name now!' He thought, frantically searching his mind.

"No need to be suspicious. We're just curious. You do have a last name, don't ya?"

"I do. It's Kishimoto."

"Naoko Kishimoto. Sounds nice." Tenten said.

"….Thanks."

Sakura walked in, holding four cakes and a plate of fudge brownies. She placed the plate on the table and passed out the drinks, sitting next to Naoko on the couch.

"So…who wants to start?" Sakura asked.

"Why don't you go first, forehead girl. This is your house." Ino took a sip of her drink staring at her.

"Right." Sakura looked at the four of them and decided to start with Ino, who gulped.

"Ino…truth…or dare?" She asked. Ino sat there thinking.

"Truth." She said, confident she could answer this. But lost it immediately when Sakura's smirk put Sasuke's to shame. She paled. Then gulped forcefully.

Naoko (Sasuke) felt inwardly pleased (for some unknown reason) when Sakura smirked. It put his to shame and the fact that she could do it better made him swell with pride, knowing he was the one she learned it form.

"Ino…" Ino flinched.

"Is it true ….that you like Shikamaru?" Sakura asked. Tenten and Hinata gasped. Ino blushed furiously.

"You like lazy ass, Shikamaru?!" Tenten all but screamed.

Somewhere, Shikamaru sneezed loudly. Rubbing his nose, he looked around. Not sensing anyone, he shrugged, mumbled, "Mendokusai", and walked on.

"N-n-no-NO!" Ino stuttered. Everyone, including Naoko smirked.

"Yeeeaahh." Tenten said, stretching the word out.

"Okay. Right." Sakura said sarcastically.

"W-whatever you say." Hinata rolled her eyes. Naoko stayed quiet, watching the exchange. Is this how girls always acted? Questioning others on who they liked? He hoped they'd ask Sakura who she liked.

"It's true!" Ino yelled her face a bright red. Sakura grinned.

"Then why are you blushing? " She asked. Ino's face got a few shades darker.

"I…I…" She couldn't seem to get the words out. The other girls smiled triumphantly. Naoko was confused for a minute as to why they looked happy, but Tenten's next statement said it all.

"You're in love."

Ino froze her eyes wide.

"Oh my god..I AM!" She screamed, but immediately stared crying, "Why did I fall for such a lazy guy?"

Hinata immediately tried to comfort her, but Ino recovered and took advantage of the situation.

"Don't you try to comfort me! Everyone in the village knows you're in love with Naruto!" Ino yelled. Hinata froze, eyed wide and face an unnatural red. Naoko felt his brain do a retake. Hinata liked Naruto?! The other girls must have seen the confusion on his face because they sighed.

(A/N: Hinata has zoned out after Ino's declaration.)

"What?" He asked.

"How could you not see that Hinata likes Naruto?" Sakura asked.

"I don't know. I'm not from here." He froze. That had slipped. He had just lied so easily. But…it had been necessary. This…Naoko….was supposed to be a friend of Naruto's. And the fact that 'she' hadn't known so much that normal girls in Konoha did, was a sure sign that something was wrong.

The silence was killing and their stares weren't helping. He started to sweat slightly when Tenten spoke.

"Not from here? So….where are you from?" She said slowly. He swallowed before answering.

"Well….I was born here and lived here for about three or four years, until my parents moved to a little village by the border of the Fire Country."

"So why aren't you there instead of here?" Ino asked.

He decided to tell a partial truth. Living outside the village was a lie, but to make it seem true, it had to have some truth in it.

"My parents were murdered about ten years ago." The answer blunt and emotionless. The girls gasped and stared at Naoko.

"By who?" Hinata asked nervously. Naoko as silent for a long time.

"My younger brother."

"What?!" Sakura yelled. "How could a little boy kill two adults?!" He looked up at her.

"By surprise. They weren't expecting their little boy to kill them."

"What happened to him?" Tenten asked.

"I killed him." He said, getting up and walking towards the door.

"Where are you going?" Sakura asked. Ino had been quiet a bit too long, so she decided to speak up.

"You aren't going home, are you?"

"No. I'm just going out for some fresh air." He said, closing the door.

They looked at each other sadly.

Naoko sighed when he closed the door. He looked around. 'Now. To see Naruto.' He took off towards his apartment building.

He paused at the door, before he knocked loudly. He waited for a couple minutes before he knocked again. Again no answer. He growled. He went out back and climbed up the wall until he reached Naruto's window. He looked inside. The dope was out cold. He narrowed his eyes and opened the window, slipping inside and walking over to Naruto's bedside. He smirked when he thought of a plan to wake him up. He climbed on top of him and straddled his hips, placing his hands on Naruto's chest. He undid his hair and let it hang loose. He leaned down until his face was only a couple of inches away from Naruto's.

"Naruto…" He said softly.

"Mmm…" Naruto mumbled, turning his head to the right. Naoko smiled.

"…wake up, Naruto…."

"….why?..." Naruto grumbled, scrunching his face.

"You're going to be late for the meeting."

Naruto's eyes shot open.

"No! I can't be late!" He sat up quickly, but froze. He stare, wide eyed, into fray eyes. Naoko was looking into wide blue eyes, in much the same position. They both blinked a few times, frozen, with their lips together, for a good three minutes trying to figure out what happened. They both suddenly blushed a bright red, and pushed away from each other.

"W-what are you doing in my bed?!" Naruto yelled, pointing at him. Naoko ignored him, trying to get rid of blush, and asked him his own question.

"How long does this damn jutsu last?!" He demanded.

Naruto paused and blinked. He sat down Indian style.

"Um….about two weeks I think."

Naoko growled angrily and pounced on him, pinning him to the bed by his neck.

"Two weeks? TWO WEEKS?!?" He screamed. Naruto started panicking.

"Quiet down! If you keep screaming, you'll get me kicked out! They already want me dead, and if I make any problems, that'll give them a reason to kill me! So, please, keep your voice down!" Naruto yelled quietly. Naoko took some deep, slow breaths.

"So….what am I supposed to do for two weeks in a woman's body?" He asked slowly, voice dangerously calm.

"Well…."

END

This is a SasSak story, so don't get the wrong idea when they kissed. Any guess as to what Naruto is going to suggest? Whoever guesses right will get a free trip to Florida! (Not for real. I don't have that kind of money. Though I really wish I did….T-T)

I thought of this story on a whim. I was actually daydreaming about it and then decided to make it into a story! I really hope you like it.

Ja Ne!