A amazingly beautiful young woman stepped onto the bright wood porch of the hut where Sango and Miroku sat. Sango looked at her with an odd face because she had not yet made her entrance. Miroku looked at her, well, because he's a pervert.
"Do you have any water to spare, friends?"
"There is a creek down the hill there, our friends have just gone to get some," Sango replied. She was watching Miroku as he stared at the woman from her dark brown hair, to her blue eyes, to her perfect little feet.
"You dare call me the type to drink creek water?" she said glaring loathingly at Sango, then to Miroku, "and you, watching me as if I'm a plate of food when you haven't eaten for a week. For this I shall punish you!"
InuYasha, Kagome and Shippo had come when she had said this, carrying none other than the bucket of creek water.
"What happened to friends?" Shippo squeaked.
"Temper Tantrum," Kagome mumbled loudly.
InuYasha smiled, "You will punish us, eh?"
"Punish," A puzzled Shippo spoke, "Hrm."
"Does my Tetsusaiga mean absolutely nothing? You must be mentally ill," InuYasha peeped in glaring at the woman.
The taunting was quickly getting to the woman. Her face was scrunched up in a not and her eyes seemed to be turning a dark red.
"I don't think you'll be able to do anything to u—" Sango could not finish, for at that exact moment she turned into a well groomed monkey with a large bald spot at the top of her head.
"Well, I've been punished enough," Miroku murmered, 'look how ugly she is..." He was then turned into a very handsom, yet perverted monk-ey.
InuYasha had had enough, he pulled out his Tetsusaiga. He was about to swing it at the supposed demon when he was turned into rude baboon, his hind-courters showing. The woman then turned the Tetsusaiga into a banana.
"My turn!" Shippo yelled out, transforming into a red chimp. (The cutest out of all of them.)
"No!" Kagome screeched, "don't make me look terrible like Sango!"
"Thanks," Sango murmured.
The woman smiled, then replied, "I'm not." Kagome was, safely to say, not looking anything like Sango, but an enormously fat gorilla.
"Serves you right," Sango grinned.
"Gr."
The young woman then vanished, probably looking somewhere else for water, or people to turn into monkies...
"What do monkies do?" Shippo asked Kagome.
"Eat fleas," Kagome responded, "and bananas."
"Yum."
InuYasha was ranting about his Tetsusaiga, "A BANANA, WHAT COULD BE WORSE, THAT'S PROBABLY ALL SHE WANTED! TO SEE ME IN MISERY!"
"Sit."
InuYasha obediantly sat.
"Ow! It hurts with a tail you know." He started rubbing his sore naked butt.
Shippo pointed and giggled,"That looks like what me and my parents used to do!"
Miroku looked at him, probably thinking something perverted about his mom,"Your parents seem like they were quite..loving..."
"Oh, they were."
Sango had been thinking, "are we going to try to get out of being monkies?" she said scratching her armpit.
"Well, it's getting dark, let's get set in the morning," Kagome decided rubbing her chest.
"It looks like we're becoming a lot more monk-ie-ish," Miroku said eating bugs from Sango's hair and pointing to Shippo who was, ridiculously swinging from trees and monkey-chattering."
"Then we'll get started at dawn," Kagome stated.
"Feh, how will I get my monkey-sleep?" InuYasha asked.