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Author's Note: Alex got run over by a reindeer! It's because of yahoo conversations with Tina. And well, I wrote this, lol. Enjoy!
Alex got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Chris's house Christmas Eve
You might say there is no such thing as Beer Money
But as for Me and Chris we believe.
He's been drinking too much Red Bull
And we begged him not to go
But he left his title behind
And he walked bare out in the snow!
When the found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
He had hoof prints on his forehead
And the letters 'idjit' on his back
Alex got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Chris's house Christmas Eve
You might say there is no such thing as Beer Money
But as for Me and Chris we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Chris
He's been taking this so well
See him in there playing video games
Drinking Red Bell and playing cards with the Young Bucks
It's not Christmas without Alex
All the family's dressed in Gun shirts
And we all can't help but wonder
Should we keep his title or send it back?
SEND IT BACK!
And now the turkey's exploded on the table,
And the pudding made of bread
And a black and white candle
Which would match a stripe on Alex's head!
Alex got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Chris's house Christmas Eve
You might say there is no such thing as Beer Money
But as for Me and Chris we believe.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
You'd better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a wrestler who drives a sleigh and drinks beer!
Alex got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Chris's house Christmas Eve
You might say there is no such thing as Beer Money
But as for Me and Chris we believe!
REVIEW.